Voting for Labour is basically a vote for Reform. Either because it weakens a voting bloc and allows them a chance at winning that seat, OR because Starmer will inevitably move further right, to court potential Reform voters, and adopt their policies anyway.

"Well Gawsh!"

I'm doing a 5th gen to 6th gen case modification on my iPod, but I need my replacement headphones jack to come first. I am not patient about waiting for parts to arrive.

RIP Sisyphus you would have loved Chumbawamba

Mortal Kombat 2 comes out Friday apparently.

fun fact: the term for the meaningless words in "Jabberwocky", like "brillig", "frumious", "frabjous", and "manxome" is a "nonce word" Which is frankly the kind of term I personally would have tried to avoid if I was best friends with an 11 year old girl, but Lewis Carroll felt otherwise

Well well well looks like those art degrees aren't so useless after all

Some dickhead on this rush hour train is playing a video without headphones so loud that I can hear it through my ANC while I listen to music. Why are people like this?

My mate Jane has a showing of her art in Deptford later this month and you'd be a fool to miss it janefrancesdunlop.com

I decided that transporting my pc, wheel and VR headset in one go was a good idea.

Richard Dawkins is proof that just because someone is smart in one field, they might not be in any other field. And also that not being religious doesn't make you smarter than religious people.

The last time we got to the final, we played a midfielder at left back. This time we played a left back in midfield.

Yeah, you walk Diego, you massive dickhead.

The collective sigh of relief in that stadium if we do this is going to be audible from space.

When Gyökeres remembers that he is hench on a regular basis, it's going to be fun.

That's a red surely? He spun him and was clean through and got pulled back.

These 25 minutes in this half.

Zubimendi, Dowman, Havertz and Mosquera warming up. Max Dowman might come on in a CL semi at 16.

Madueke on the counter is gonna be fun.

Oh, so we've still got a little bit of banter left in us. Oh boy this next 45ish minutes is gonna be rough.

That is a sensational tackle from Gabriel.

I've just remembered we can bring on Hincapie and Zubimendi to shore things up later on.

Outside of some heartbreaking individual error, I think that might be that for this tie. We are so much better than them tonight.

Even the mascots look nervous. Except that one kid doing Gyökeres' celebration.

Ok, we're going all out here. I wasn't nervous before, but now?

Is Zubimendi injured or something? I don't understand why he suddenly got dropped out of nowhere.

not gonna lie, starbucks protein sounds like the name of a hunger games character

Nacho Monreal is here tonight.

Starting MLS in midfield is BOLD.

My shirt for today's game is this one I forgot I owned somehow.

Speed dating is where you have to tell Keanu Reeves a little bit about yourself or this bus will explode

Had run for my connection, to have a shot of running for my train, a run that involved sprinting up stairs twice, on a dodgy ankle.

I have spent my morning trying to play Assetto Corsa, with motion controls, and getting paid for it, because it's actually relevant to my club.

No lies here. Title fight might go down to the last day, relegation might go down to the last day. Moderately sized Spurs could go down, Brentford or Bournemouth could make the CL, if Aston Villa can win the Europa League. It's got everything. Unless you support a team 8th-14th in the league

Can’t believe you guys mentioned thd #ARSCRY hashtag without recalling @poorlydrawnarsenal.com’s finest hour

My work peeps have been giving me shit for the 9 point thing, but I'm walking into my office like this tomorrow.

Doku shushing the crowd even though they dropped points.

IT’S STAR WARS DAY SO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

Pickford putting backspin on his punch so he could catch it. What a G.

I feel like Everton need to play two up top. Barry and Beto are so different, but they are super effective in their own way.

Just need one of these now.

Donnarumma tried to claim he was impeded. By Marc Guehi. What a dickhead.

Second phase baby. Love the offside rule.

Man City surely will come out better for the second half of the Sylvain Distin Derby? They've been...not great so far.

The Jack Grealish derby is getting spicy.

What the fuck is a stadium safety exercise? What's going on at EvenBetterson Park??

You can't even do Star Wars anagrams these days because of ewok.

I watched the Director's Cut, which removes all of the Damian Karras plot, which makes it feel weirdly disjointed because they reference him like he's in it, but he never shows up, and the ending is weirdly abrupt because of it. Good fun otherwise. And two proper scary bits.

Oh, Brad Dourif is in this. Severely underrated villain actor (as in playing villains, not being villains)