So lucky, but a point is a point. #BODTOT

Richey knew fuck all about that goal. 😂 #BODTOT

Pedro Porro, get off the fucking pitch. #BODTOT

Pathetic referring. #BODTOT

We've been hopeless since the first whistle. 😬 #BODTOT

What a let off! #BODTOT

I tell you, listening to commentary on a Spurs match, regardless of what channel it's being shown on, is fucking exhausting. 😐 #BODTOT

If I was King, I'd make it a flogging offence to use your phone on speaker. Just fucking stop it, I don't want to hear about Mandy's love life issues.

If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation.

Honestly, Spurs didn't deserve a draw. Second best for most of the match. Huge thanks to Palhinha for salvaging a point. #COYS #TOTWOL

Seriously, just pay Bayern now. A tiny bit of quality from Palhinha. 👍 #COYS #TOTWOL

These two cunts ripping Xavi. Would they do it if he played for a team other than Spurs. A rhetorical question. We all know the answer. #COYS #TOTWOL

One day, there will be a Spurs match on Sky and Alan Smith won't be commentating. Today is not that day. #COYS #TOTWOL

'I went into hospital for a Caesarean - but ended up with a miniature Mick Hucknall.'

By 1989, I'd given up on my dream of becoming a dancer.* 😏 But, I still spent hours learning Janet Jackson's routines. *I became a drunk instead. #TOTP

Are we hanging around for St Vincent? #TOTP

Fake on Time. #TOTP

Ooh, play Sidney Youngblood. Merci. #TOTP

More 'hair' rock. 🙄 #TOTP

All day my shoulder has been sore. But, with every other ache and pain I have, I didn't pay it much attention. Just walked past a mirror and I have a bruise. No idea how it got there. 🤷

The Wonder Stuff. Nah, I'm good thanks. #TOTP

Mawkish shite. #TOTP

I feel like '89 was very much a 'hair rock' year. #TOTP

What a start to 1989. London Boys were brill. #TOTP

That was a 9/10 episode. #TOTP

Cars is one of the tracks that instantly makes me feel eighteen again. #TOTP

And a bit of vintage ELO, obvs. 👌 #TOTP

Could this get any better? Hello, Lulu Cartwright. ❤️ #TOTP

This episode is wall to wall bangers. #TOTP

FYI - I have always liked Every Day Hurts. #TOTP

Sorry, I had stuff to say about The Tourists and The Police, but I was eating a Tiramisu. 😏 #TOTP

Funnily enough, yesterday I started reading Suggs biography. Love The Prince. #TOTP

Apologies. Nothing to say while Kate is on. 😍 #TOTP

Please kick the shit out of those 1998 upstarts. #TOTP

Aww, hello 1979. You bloody beauty. ❤️ #TOTP

Warms my heart to see all the Beastie Boys love on my #TOTP timeline. ❤️

Beasties! Finally, something I don't want to kill with fire. #TOTP

Just when you need some infanticide it goes missing... #TOTP

Ultra. Ultra what? #TOTP

Hanson can go eat a dead dog's dick. #TOTP

Yeah, this hits the spot. 👌 #TOTP

B*witched! Happy. 😁 #TOTP

Oh look, it's Lighthouse...PUT A BULLET IN MY HEAD, RIGHT NOW. PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, END MY SUFFERING! #TOTP

It's Tracey Thorn's birthday today. Probably ruined by this hideous cover. #TOTP

No, I don't want to scream. #TOTP

Never heard of them. Sod off back to Yankland. #TOTP

Oh Tina. This is tosh. #TOTP

I don't totally hate this. #TOTP

Hello, Friday. #TOTP crew...assemble!

Why? Why is he so scared of that frog-faced little grifter?