I am being discharged today. 👍😁

Motherfucker. 😡

Yes, I'm watching The Greatest Showman. What of it?

Utter wank. #COYS #FULTOT

Another horrible first half. I know we're only one and a half games into Tudor's reign as manager, but I can't see any improvement. #COYS #FULTOT

That is a glorious goal. Bastards. #COYS #FULTOT

Where is the fucking consistency?! #COYS #FULTOT

That was more of a push than for the disallowed goal last week. #COYS #FULTOT

I'm watching our match. Must. Not. Shout. And. Swear. #COYS #FULTOT

If Palace score 2 (or more) at Man Utd today, one lucky person to re post this will win the tremendous tea towel set tufac.bigcartel.com/product/tufa...

This is exceptionally thoughtful and well said.

@cerysmatthews.bsky.social Morning Cerys. Knowing your love of language and after your mention of medieval poetry, I was wondering if you had seen this? www.deadlanguagesociety.com/p/how-far-ba...

This is the kind of news I want to see...

I've just seen a BRiT awards for the first time on the BBC website. Is it me, or does it look like an elaborate glass dildo?

Olivia Dean makes me smile like a mad man. 😁

I Try by Macy Gray gets me in my cold and stoney ❤️ every time I hear it.

Caught red-handed by one of my nurses singing Diggin' Your Scene by The Blow Monkeys. 😏 Sorry, but if you insist on keeping me in hospital, you must suffer the consequences.

I'd like to watch tonight's BRiT awards. But, Jack Whitehall.

You stupid, stupid, cunt. BBC News - UK planes 'are in the sky'.

I'm watching Liverpool v West Ham. I'd never realised Kerkez was such a hobbit looking motherfucker.

I had to double-check the BBC website to make sure this wasn't a fake piece.

I'm watching the first episode of the Scrubs reboot. And yes, it's just as daft as the original. 🙂

SATURDAY CLEAROUT! Here are 3 shelves of my books in A-Z order by author. You can have any 2 for £10 (free P+P). Please share (and buy). UK only.

This frankly fantastic Shirehorses retro shirt will be available via markandlard.com later today or tomorrow! 👊💥

My husband @mjowen174.bsky.social is very down and it’s difficult to see. He had a thriving writing business until AI came along but now he’s struggling to find work. Please repost this far and wide in the hope that he can find some writing work. www.mathew-owen.co.uk

They should have given Deb Grant the Saturday morning slot on BBC 6 Music. It perfectly suits her.

I'm trying to watch The Creator, but it's been a long day. 🥱

Ooh, Bangles. ❤️ #TOTP

Gothtastic. #TOTP

Peter Powell. You were a wrong'un. #TOTP

Oh Morrissey. You pretentious prick. #TOTP

Double Lulu Cartwright! ❤️ #TOTP

Hello Lulu Cartwright. I've been waiting for you. ❤️ #TOTP

And, we go back twenty years. Hello 1979. ❤️ First track kicks the shit out of 1999. #TOTP

Fuck off, Westlife. Part Deux. #TOTP

Alright Martine, give it a rest now. #TOTP

Fuck off, Westlife. #TOTP

This Fatboy Slim video is still very cool. #TOTP

Faithless. ❤️❤️❤️ #TOTP

S Club 7. 😮 #TOTP

Welcome to Friday evening. #TOTP Crew...assemble!

I am back at The Phoenix tonight for 5 hours of SOUL FUNK DISCO AND HOUSE! It's free and it will improve your life.

A reminder that in the late 1920s my great-grandfather Ben sold his allotment in North London to a couple who built a house on it and had a daughter. When she was 7 they decamped (so to speak) to LA where she did rather well for herself. Happy Birthday, Elizabeth Taylor. #APlaceInTheSun

Post something green.

10 minutes ... *begins the soulful stretches*

"Never thought I'd hear The Proclaimers on BBC 6 Music." How long have you been listening, three weeks?

I recently fell on hard times and ended up staying at the YMCA. It was pretty good, but I wouldn’t make a song and dance about it.

Still awake. I was suddenly famished, so I'm inhaling a packet of Cadbury Choc Sandwiches while watching Boss Level. 👍

Operation done. Still alive! Result. 👍