Anecdotal evidence suggests that either Wordle is getting harder or I’ve become a load thicker in the space of a week.

The London Underground used to smell of oil and dust whereas now it’s more fruity vapes

Reece and Maisie working out the name of the person in the lab is one of the funniest things I’ve seen on Taskmaster in a long time

It’s weird the children call Maria “mother” but I’ll let it go.

Oh so you're all golf fans now are you, eh? Name your favourite club. Mine's Richmond Park - good parking.

Lunchtime, in a house: “That’s too much for me. I’ll only have a really small portion” Me - barging in: “HE WANTS A TINY TEMPEH”

Fern Britton: hardest-working woman in showbiz

My choice is Riff Raff on Prime. Two things in its favour: it’s less than two hours long and Bill Murray is in it.

Are there any good films on streaming I can watch tonight? Disney, Netflix or Prime

Big up South London. Love that, Sadiya.

That was very good England.

One of the most fun rugby matches I’ve watched in a long time.

Rugby’s going well then #WRWC2025

Honestly seeing The Wonder Stuff on #TOTP and being able still to sing along was both joyous and reassuring for cognitive ability reasons

Certified Platinum Dance Floor Filler #TOTP

This is like someone thought Spinal Tap were a real band #TOTP

I have a soft spot for Deacon Blue even though they’re as inoffensive as shortbread #TOTP

This episode has been as good for me as 1979 was for the retired people #TOTP

And I am still word-perfect at this #TOTP

F—-ING LOVE THE STUFFIES #TOTP

This isn’t my cup of tea but you can see how it sold by the bucketload #TOTP

S’Express being ineffably cool #TOTP

This Aerosmith tune falls into the category “stupid, but good” #TOTP

You aren’t a true London Boy until you’ve jacked a Lime bike though #TOTP

Baby Nicholas Andrew Argyle Campbell #TOTP

They’ve broken the sound fader again #TOTP

Gary Numan the pop star, not Numan the erectile dysfunction people #TOTP

Legs and ELO more like #morelike #TOTP

From The Greatest Driving Tunes… Ever! it’s Rainbow #TOTP

This just takes me back to listening to Radio 2 overnight shows when I worked night shifts #TOTP

I like The Police and this is as stone cold a classic as a Ford Capri with a vinyl roof #TOTP

I didn’t know Annie Lennox was around in 1979. Look, I was six, OK #TOTP

It’s a brave man who wears a kaftan to a country and western gig #TOTP

Early Madness is the best Madness #TOTP

I’ll watch this 1979 #TOTP because I like to see proper old people embrace social media

Décolletage cam there #differenttimes #TOTP

I don’t remember Metal Mickey’s collab with the Beastie Boys #TOTP

I. HAVE. NO. WORDS #TOTP

I’m confused. It’s a boy band but they’re playing instruments? #TOTP

Quick trip to Millets in Borehamwood for 911’s #TOTP clothes

Hanson were surely able to retire comfortably in their early 20s? #TOTP

I had an Eagle-Eyed Cherry. Sorry, no, Action Man #TOTP

More Friday night throwbacks - that’s us, that is #TOTP

No matter how many times you release this Baddiel still won’t be able to sing, you know #TOTP

Play Fatboy Slim, you cowards #TOTP

Do the one where you’re upside down, Lionel, go on #TOTP

Sean Bean’s cameo on violin cannot have gone unnoticed #TOTP

Need to take a statin just from watching B*witched #TOTP

The musical equivalent of the magnolia end of the Dulux paint chart, it’s the Lighthouse Family #TOTP

No snark here - this is a good pop tune and would’ve had a gazillion radio plays #TOTP