Laughs in rugby union

I work in a newsroom, I am not immune to the occasional curse word. But I contend Taskmaster Bleeped misses nothing for the loss of some swears

I take it this doesn’t happen to real pilots?

Post your favorite “lord of the rings” characters. Wrong answers only.

If only Southampton hadn’t given away those two quick goals #punditry

YEESSSSSS

Up the Saints! (Am I doing this right?)

1. Going to BBC Wiltshire Sound as a fourth year to record a play I'd written and being given a tour of the station 2. Listening to Steve Wright and wanting to fire off three jingles in succession 3. Being told by GWR's head of news people are interested in three Ps: Popstars, princes and pounds

I have never laughed so much at a radio show as I did listening to RadMac this morning. Made the A303 almost bearable

Answers: A British Airways B Ryanair C United Airlines D Air Canada E American Airlines F Air France G Lufthansa H Air New Zealand I Japan Airlines J Qantas K Hawaiian Airlines L Aurigny M Alaska Airlines N Loganair O Singapore Airlines P Emirates Q Thai Airways R Saudia S Finnair T Aer Lingus

So I’m doing this village quiz night and was asked to do the picture round. See how you go with this - name the airline from the tail fin

Can’t remember if I said to my parents I’m leaving after breakfast or lunch tomorrow which is a bit awks as I’m either going to disappoint them or mess up their plans

I’ll be missing #TOTP tonight due to Snooker from Chilcot and also because I’m helping run a village cricket team’s quiz night

5.55. Thanks, cat

Good tasks this series. I don’t think they’re running out of ideas any time soon #Taskmaster

The brick task is good.

I’m going to watch Taskmaster live at 9 because I don’t have to get up early* for work tomorrow *who am I kidding? Either my bladder or the cat will still wake me before 6

The only reason to upgrade Disney+ is so I never have to see the same four trailers again. Predator Badlands; Snow White; This is Us and Elio on hard rotation

Sara Cox will replace Scott Mills as host of Radio 2's Breakfast Show: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I have a joke about typos but it needs a second pare of eyes

4G in Tube tunnels means I can post here that we’re currently being held at a red signal outside Green Park #LeakyFeeders

Strangely pleased for getting purple Connections Puzzle #1047 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦

I’m being ghosted by a firm of surveyors. They’re really keen when I ask if they are available, then when I say I want to take things further I get the silent treatment. From a surveyor!

We’ve had the Matthew McConaissance but if my Insta feed is anything to go by we’re now in the Gary Daviessance

I’ve signed up for health cover through work from a company that used to be known by the gloriously arcane name The Post Office and Civil Service Sanatorium Society

Although Elliott and JD’s on-off relationship could be rested for a season #ScrubsRewatch

Saw this and went “ha, classic houmous!”

I'm always happy to see the Associated Society of Locomotive Engineers and Firemen spelled out in full

Tuesday Wordle 1,767 2/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

After my House rewatch I’m currently going through Scrubs from season one. While the sexual attitudes are similarly problematic at least I don’t hate all the characters after two series

“Replace the antiques and drop the roadshow: How to fix Antiques Roadshow”

I have no idea how the bagpipes task works

Bad Sunday night fear this evening - like I’ve got to have the whole periodic table memorised before double chemistry tomorrow

This is very beautiful

If you see this, quote with a pic of you in glasses

Why would I want to put my Duolingo score on LinkedIn? I may as well add my Wordle average for all it means

#Humblebrag Wordle 1,765 2/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

PSA: Napoli On The Road still do the best pizzas in south-west London for less than some of the chain restaurants

I am a bloody ignoramus but I had no idea the Tiny One wrote Manic Monday #TOTP #notTOTP

Now this is what we came for - imperial Prince #TOTP #notTOTP

I see we’re going for Prince at The BBC as a vibe #TOTP #notTOTP

Who’s staying on for Prince/TAFKAP at the BBC? #TOTP #notTOTP

Well 1994 was a bit meh tbh #TOTP

They bigged up Prince for what can best be described as a middling track #TOTP

The Real Thing were appalling at the Pepsi Challenge #TOTP

Ricky Ross comes across as a genuinely decent chap #Totp

I have to admit I played this album until the tape stretched #TOTP

MMMM MMMM MMMMM MMMMM (not sure if right number of Ms there) #TOTP

It’s only Crystal Water if it comes from the Crystal region of France otherwise it’s just Thames tap in a fancy bottle #TOTP