The Great British Song Contest was the result of Labour’s policy to renationalise the previous franchised Song Contests #TOTP

Didn’t recognise this until the chorus. That’s not a good look for a self-professed 6 Music Dad #TOTP

I see she’s secured the all-important Will Smith endorsement. Next, the New York Times #TOTP

She is BOUNCY #TOTP

Please don’t do the jerky edit thing it’s playing havoc with my varifocals #TOTP

That reversing warning beep you can hear? That’s Mansun heading for the landfill #TOTP

When you’ve got #TOTP at seven and a stint as square-leg umpire at eight

It’s M People with their song #TOTP

MUUUM THE MAN SAID IT AGAIN MUUUUM #TOTP

These dancers are a bit pre-watershed aren’t they? #TOTP

Didn’t know the baby heads off Taskmaster had a previous career on #TOTP

Putting the Dru in dreadful here #TOTP

Sorry, I was reading the Ofcom List of Rude Words which was more enjoyable than whatever this song is #TOTP

Just leaving this here #TOTP

It’s possible to be very fond of The Divine Comedy but not really like National Express #TOTP

Inner City with a worse version of their original song - this makes no sense #TOTP

You’d open with Garbage, wouldn’t you? #TOTP

To get Kids In The Hall the UK had to abolish its Bryan Adams tariff #TOTP

Birdsong #HTJI #TOTP

If that bloke on BBC Four calls me a Friday Night Throwback again I shall be really cross #TOTP

Holidays, over-50s life cover, funeral plans - watching Channel 5 daytime really gives me something to look forward to.

Happy full-fibre broadband installation day to me!

A rarely seen Wittertainment reference right in front of me #HTJI

I’m glad you’re all enjoying The Traitors and I don’t begrudge anyone who likes it but do spare a thought for those of us who’re missing The Repair Shop on Wednesdays.

“Can you run the driver through for us” seems a tad excessive for a drink-driving suspect #PoliceInterceptors

"Time now for a SIDEWAYS look at the news" www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

Both parents have WhatsApped me to say they got Wordle in one today - so have advised both to buy lottery tickets.

Ruin a band by changing one letter. Farter The Unstoppable Sex Machine

30 years in journalism and I get on a starter pack for being snarky about an ancient music show on TV. Seems fair.

Are we at war with Wales?

I have completed Foyle’s War, a decade after it last aired, and I’m left wondering whether ITV would make a drama like that again?

For my entire life I thought the expression was “dull as dishwater”

Certified 1983 pop banger

Just took the Christmas tree to the top of the road while reassuring myself that doing as the council says is not fly-tipping

Almost half-way through my 49th month of doing dry January

Some satisfaction from solving Connections backwards. Connections Puzzle #946 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨

Things are bad when it’s so cold even a Finnish airport can’t operate (-35C does sound a tad nippy)

If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula

I had a couple of password reset emails from Insta so while I ignored them I also checked I had 2FA on - which fortunately I did.

Came up on the lotto last night £30 AND a free lucky dip

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire passed the time in an entertaining way but I do feel any future films will need to move on from the 80s cast if they want to do more than just provide a nostalgic two hours for old gits like me.

I’m surprised to see James Acaster in this.

I’m going to watch Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire and while I doubt it will be a cinematic masterpiece my soft spot for the franchise means I’m ok with that.

My superpower? Being able to open jars other people can't

Song and video are really saying something #TOTP

Temu Aardman #TOTP

Chrissy here helping people like me make a topical Traitors gag despite not watching the show #TOTP

More keyboards than we had in the whole of my school’s music department #TOTP

It’s no Machine Gun though #TOTP

When you’ve got #TOTP at 7 and a shift at Pizza Express at 8.