In "celebration" of thr Pepto Bismol ad now being on the radio, I took some popular radio-friendly songs and added the "Diarrhea" guy.

Liking olives is not necessarily a sign of sophistication

Undercooked some frozen turkey sausages. Worst food poisoning I’ve ever had.

That’s a silly word. Wordle 1,662 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Guess four: go for the regular word, not the one I’m thinking of Guess five: now do the one I was going to use previously Wordle 1,661 5/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Having sold the idea of a bracing winter walk to the teenager I now feel ready for a new challenge like negotiating world peace.

Strands #672 “I just know ...” 💡🔵💡🔵 🟡🔵🔵🔵 Where the clue at the top was no help at all.

Lovely cast for Taskmaster’s New Year’s Treat

Well it’s been mostly execrable but I’m off to Taskmaster’s New Year Treat #TOTP

A pop star with a glittering future ahead of them. And Jason Donovan #TOTP

Inner City followed by Neneh Cherry - two tunes that don’t sound like throwbacks to 1985 #TOTP

Inner City with a certified late 80s banger #TOTP

Climie Fisher is a name better suited to estate agency than pop music #TOTP

A-ha there #TOTP

Kim Wilde is nowadays the thinking man’s Charlie Dimmock #Totp

Erasure of the last 90 minutes, am I right? #TOTP

Or Mother Licking Tyre as it was known in our house. I was five and thought that was hysterically funny #TOTP

Brotherhood of Mann - the Rod, Jane, Freddy and Jane of pop #TOTP

Well Bob Marley has dramatically increased the talent quota for this episode #TOTP

Ten years ago this month we lost Sir Tel #TOTP

Ray Davies has lost a bit of weight #totp

I’m just sitting through this because they’re holding the meat raffle next #TOTP

Only women bleed? Is this a song about “going to the country”? #TOTP

We’ve got Mick Jagger at home #TOTP

What has Peter Powell got on top of his head? #TOTP

Norman Cook is here to save the episode - what a video #TOTP

So this is the young man who was just patronised by Kate Thornton? #TOTP

They wanted to be called Da F**k #TOTP

There are some out there who’d say he was two years too early to release Millennium. But not me cos I’m not a tedious git #Totp

Some chutzpah to call yourself Ultra and be this meh #TOTP

Adams getting his money’s worth from that work permit #Totp

We do have to remember that people went to a shop and bought actual physical media of this #TOTP

Do I need to go to the memory clinic or is this whole episode going to be repeats from the week before? #TOTP

Steps are here to save the… no, it’s beyond saving #TOTP

Mel C putting in a shift this episode #TOTP

The Lighthouse Family are available on prescription as an insomnia cure #TOTP

Alda there #TOTP

Alisha’s Locked in Attick #TOTP

Honeyz gave rise to Bantz and Lolz #TOTP

The only good Bryan Adams song which is all down to the marvellous Mel C #TOTP

I watch #TOTP even though it’s usually awful just to feel something

He's not wrong about Wozniak And fair play to Simon Groom for looking exhilarated

Like an ice rink out there this morning to the point I did a passable impression of Dean without Torville where North Sheen doubled for Sarajevo in 1984

I’m regularly being followed by young ladies with obscure handles who appear to like me and my posts. I think @safety.bsky.app might need to crack down on bots a bit.

Why Keith Barron is doing a Welsh accent when he’s a Sussex farmer is beyond me #FoylesWar

Back to work tomorrow. That was badly planned by me.

I see so many articles like this in US papers: - Here’s 10 ways you’re tying your shoelaces wrong - and how to do it right - How many times must we tell you - it’s i before e except after c - tired of getting corn on the cob stuck in your teeth? There’s a way to avoid that

I haven’t made any new year resolutions cos I’m bloody ace.

London - smashed it. The cheesy version of Auld Lang Syne notwithstanding

Ronan’s triggering the #TOTP crowd who are all typing GO AND GET STUFFED into a Bluesky post.