Reading instructions: “Do not use kettle on inclined plane” so in the cruise is fine, then?

Sunday night

TV isn’t doing it for me tonight so I’ve gone back through the Wittertainment back catalogue and have settled on a show from 2017 so I can now relive films from that year I didn’t get to see.

Going in on Seinfeld, series one, episode one. I know the show, I’ve watched the show, but it was on after the pub and so my memory of the original run is hazy

Amazon putting Argo on Prime video is a bit on the nose.

I don’t think Itoje should be captain any more. He’s ill-disciplined and one-dimensional

Sucks being English.

Went a bit wobbly in the second quarter but good for England to go in at the break just ahead.

And then we started to lose our shape and discipline. Ho hum.

England haven't coughed up the ball or conceded a penalty yet - amazing

I’m sorry I missed the Scotland game now - appears to have been epic.

Just call me a money-saving genius but I've scored 10kg of dishwasher salt from Screwfix for less than a tenner #moneysavinggenius #boringskeet

Every time I hear the name Gibson Park I think he should be a senior officer in Bomber Command #TheRugby

Play Trouble over Bridgewater you cowards #TOTP #notTOTP

What’s the #notTOTP this week?

Fudge off with do the sugaring Bartman #TOTP

Another epic banger from the year I turned 18. I was blessed #TOTP

We’re playing International Bright Young Thing, not necessarily in the right order #TOTP

I’m not ashamed to say I loved both Jesus Jones songs #TOTP

Makes me so proud that I’m half-Bristolian #TOTP

CHOOOOOOOON #TOTP

Stevie B before he reinvented himself in Pawnee #TOTP

Jakki Brambles suggests the existence of Nikki Stingers #TOTP

I know we say “it’s so and so with their song” but Jesus Jones are on shortly #TOTP

BOB HOLNESS #TOTP

The inertia-reel seatbelt and ABBA - Sweden’s gifts to humanity #TOTP

Sing the one from the start of the Italian Job! Sorry, that was Matt Monro - as you were #TOTP

Dad, wake up, Legs are in leotards… and bits of net curtain #TOTP

Edmonds’ collar would later become a major influence on a young Harry Hill #TOTP

This #TOTP is full of lookalikes - this is Craig Ferguson, surely?

This is the only Wuthering Heights worth a candle. Take that Emily Brontë and Emerald Fennell! #TOTP

Do the one about our strategic roads network! #TOTP

She does an amazing Bee Gees impression - even the harmonies #TOTP

Peter Capaldi and Simon Cadell there #TOTP

I miss Terry Wogan’s pisstakes of Ronan Keating #TOTP

“Here’s the Happy Mondays and, yes I’m as surprised as you are that Shaun and Bez are still alive” #TOTP

He won’t feel the benefit etc etc #TOTP

Simon le Bon has changed a bit #TOTP

Anthea Turner on fiddle there #TOTP

Super Furry Animals and Skunk Anansie - this is likely as good as it gets for 1999 #TOTP

Scott “unlucky with the ladies” Mills #TOTP

I’m late and my reward is Geri Halliwell live from last week #TOTP

Did someone say beveragino?

I'm worried I'll be late for #TOTP tonight and the last time this happened @intruth.bsky.social demanded I produce a note from my mum. And she lives 100 miles away from me.

I hope these women find somewhere soon because a reverse-image search shows they've been house-hunting since at least 2017

Was a stupid word anyway. Wordle 1,721 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

More Spurs on my timeline than in a spaghetti western

The joy of having a Year 11 is only realising just now that it was Word Book Day today.

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Having compared something to Trigger's Broom I shouldn't have been surprised to see colleagues look at me like I should be pensioned off tomorrow