More than three-quarters of planet Earth’s life support systems are no longer in the safe zone, experts warn.

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@bsky.app my discover feed appears to be offline.

Nature depletion will further increase if farmers plough up their stewardship scheme fields giving habitat to insects, mammals & birds.. Graham Denny explains in his open letter...

His hair was PERFECT.... youtu.be/qae25976UgA?...

Painting by Irina Cumberland 'Green Depth' Oil on linen. Size 30 x 24cm.

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A rare moment of self awareness

To ‘ultra-crepidate’ (19th century) is to lecture others on subjects you know very little about.

Got to be honest here, if the folk that the believe in the Rapture actually get 'raptured' away from the rest of us that really wouldn't be a bad outcome.

Is that rapture thing today? If so I’m going to go naked so nobody will know if I’ve been taken up or not.

White chocolate isn't chocolate perfunctoryblancmange.blogspot.com/2025/09/whit...

Oh dear. It seems Dr. Oz’s company sells Trump‘s big autism cure. What a crazy happenstance.

The same prick who gives me a headache every day now wants to outlaw Tylenol.

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When I started work 52 years ago, the older blokes used to say, ‘You’ll be retired when you’re 50, machines* will be doing most of the work by then.’ I always thought why would the people who owned the machines* give me any money. I retired at 66 and here we are. *machines = computers/AI

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Enjoy the Sunday caption contest. Give away ❤️s, retweet to encourage more competitors, include #GirlsOwnCC

….. =4th @oldbat.bsky.social and @grahambrack.bsky.social with a Highly Commended to @berniebanter.bsky.social More to amuse you at #GirlsOwnCC

Well done all in last Sunday’s caption contest. 🥇 @erburyoldboy.bsky.social 🥈 @mkmike.bsky.social 🥉 @janevsw.bsky.social And…..

Young people being slagged off by the sexually incontinent serial liar who fucked up their future with the biggest act of self harm in history.

😂 Wish they could have made a Red Dwarf film, it would have been a classic

Any system based on honour will not long survive those who have none.

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Walt will be spinning in his cryo chamber.

Two coats of white emulsion should sort that out.

Not a patch on the bins mind.

While we were admiring the buns we noticed a cathedral

Albi bins. The famous Toulouse red bricks are used for all important structures in the Toulouse region.

This is remarkable. Thanks to @wildobliquities.bsky.social for posting. www.theguardian.com/environment/...

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Most British Nationslists are Christians in the same way in which those weekend battle re-enactment dudes are Tudors

Ha, ha, This didn't age well.

The up-turn in temperatures in Occitanie has caught out the early winter migration arrivals. The resident crows have wasted no time.

😂

They’re going to fire a US attorney because they couldn’t find evidence for a crime that was manufactured by the administration? Banana republic shit

My dad who’s never really touched alcohol in his life has really started enjoying booze the last year or so. Tonight at his 80th told me ‘in my senior years I’d like to become a drunk and a writer.’

keep capitulating. i'm sure they won't keep moving the line.

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STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.” Nailed it.

I fancy being a Knight, can you make me a Knight Chuck? Or a prince. I'd make a great prince, probably the princiest prince ever. Everyone would love me. In fact, people often say to me, "You know Donald, you'd make a great prince!"

Everyone, from big business CEOs to small business owners to highly paid professionals and lowly paid service staff, has urged the Chancellor to tax someone else. From the new Private Eye, out now.

Has he brought more than one ‘Melania’ with him?

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24 projects delivered so far: new wetlands, chalk grasslands, expanded reserves, wildflower meadows in schools, and more to come. Justin Tilley reports. From #NaturalEngland -- thanks!