Samedi 🇫🇷

Wordle 1,561 4/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ 🟨🟨⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Really? Ffs.

Happy Caturday 🇫🇷

This lot again. Never a dull match. Unbeaten in 17, up against a 100% start to the league. COYP ❤️💙🦅

Digital ID cards will be a best of British bodge job: years late, billions over budget, and not fit for purpose even before they arrive. Nobody has mastered messing up huge IT projects quite like successive UK governments of all stripes.

The secret life of one of the attics.

The football gods have a great sense of humour. Monaco, home to the awful owner of their biggest rivals, will be full of Cityzens on Wednesday. Make sure jim rat knows you're there. Be loud, be proud, be City.

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My dream could become a reality!

The MAGA monocultural revolution is so thorough that Hegseth made it a priority to honor soldiers who carried out war crimes in 1890.

The Goldwater Rule is an ethical guideline prohibiting psychiatrists from diagnosing public figures w/o personal examination. And indeed, many outrageous, volatile leaders are hard to read. This is where political analysis won't provide answers. Personal insight will. #GoodMorning, everyone.

Happy 80th birthday to my musical hero, Bryan Ferry.

All of us in France watching people in the UK losing their shit about the proposed ID card.

Happy birthday Glenn Murray. ❤️💙🦅

3 months today! 🎅

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

Tonight's film. Scary fun.

Some of you may have seen this already, if you haven't, watch, then reshare with those you know, should see it. Have a great day guys!

To my brothers and sisters in the US, I can understand that you are embarrassed, please do feel the need to apologise (unless you voted for this numbskull). Not so long ago we had our own International embarrassment, you might remember him, Boris Johnson. So we know how it feels.

First fire of the season 🔥

It's hard to remember that all these cats were victims - of war, abandonment, or victims of road accidents, or cruelty and neglect. Some will bear the scars for the restt of their lives. But here they all are - living a good life under the protection of Ernesto’s Sanctuary for Cats in Syria.

Got an email from CPFC offering me Kyiv tkts, which gives me hope that I can get a Strasbourg tkt.

This was so good. What a story. F*ck the patriarchy. F*ck those creepy tech bros.

Stop posting and reposting stuff about Truss. Scroll on by.

I'm the kid in the middle, spending a lifetime being told I'd love jazz one day. Still waiting.

When I was 9, my dad enrolled me in sleepaway camp without realizing that the camp was run by Christian evangelicals. Once the camp realized I was a Jew, they told the kids that the kid who won my soul to Christ first would get a big prize at the end of the week. They gave me this comic to read.

Happy 76th birthday, Bruce Springsteen.

Happy Rapture day to all who celebrate it. I hope the eschatological among you will be able to take your guns & your red baseball hats with you.

Not just Unpopular! He's also the Most Unworthy-Unqualified-Unethical-Uneducated-Unprepared-Undemocratic-Unfortunate-Unhinged-Unjust-Unread-Unappealing-Unconscionable-Untrustworthy-Unscrupulous-Unstable-Unbearable-Unlikable-Unreliable-Unsound & Unctuous President in Modern American History. 🇺🇸 🙄

if they’re gonna treat this like a WWE event then someone really should’ve whacked him with a folding chair

So today I learned that there were tie-in novels for THE DOLLARS TRILOGY that went beyond the movies and boy do they have some amazing titles.

Tonight's film. A war against AI 🤔

🤨 youtu.be/YYjT_rfT_DI?...

Alfred Buckham died today in 1956. An aerial photographer who took this wonderful picture of Edinburgh. He felt the best shots were made standing up, "If one's right leg is tied to the seat with a scarf or a piece of rope, it is possible to work in perfect security".

King made more than £1m selling land for leg of HS2 that was scrapped

❤️💙🦅 Unbeaten in 11 Prem games. (Nobody tell me it's early days: I remember Frank de Boer).

Market day. A little bit of France, Germany & Cambodia.

It's the weekend. Use it well!

Happy Caturday 🇫🇷 The sheer joie de vivre of our little foundling Aliénor d'Aquitaine is inspiring 💕🐾

"All the power's in the hands Of people rich enough to buy it". White Riot, The Clash 1977.

36° today 🌞🇫🇷

Bergerac police have adopted a stray cat, Mimosa, as their mascot 💕🐾

It's Friday!

Today the new intergenerational eco-neighborhood estate was officially opened in our town. 15 houses: drainage with planted swales, parking spaces with permeable surfaces, public lighting is solar-powered, street furniture made of natural & local materials & a shared garden planned 💕🌱

This was fun.

£15m banquet vs 4.5m hungry kids.

Bless you Swansea City 👏🦢