"...I am an extraordinarily brilliant person..." Not enough swears to convey just what a fucking narcissistic, sociopathic, MORON this utter oxygen thief is!!!!!!

My take on this whole Mandleson fiasco He's a total cunt who socialised with even bigger cunts One of those bigger cunts is now POTUS and his administration are a shower of cunts Starmer wanted a proper cunt to go and deal with them on their level So they sent one Made a total cunt of it..

This is your reminder that it's been ten months since the assassination of Melissa Hortman, her husband and her dog, and there hasn't been even a hint of justice for her family, friends or colleagues.

They now say his brother Freddie is less of a cunt...

Voting Reform is the equivalent of voting twice for Trump. It is an act of pure ignorance, or racism, or both. And, as we all know, it leads nowhere good. Please god UK. Do not let that happen. Learn from our mistakes. Learn from America’s mistakes. Just get your shit together.

If this moron saw a sign saying 'WET FLOOR' ...he would..........

I wonder how many shares Trump & Co have in arms manufacturing companies.... Fuckloads no doubt

It's a good job Labour don't have vile, toxic, offensive gobshites Iike that awful Andrea Jenkyns and her finger salute....... Oh.....

Is that his Tax Return he's burning in the background???

Spoiler🚨 His Missus threw the toaster in...

I would have loved to see @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social in this role....... 💣💥💩💩💩💨💨💨💨💨💨

Even more relevant it turns out...

Phew! Good job it was President Obama who visited! Apparently the toddlers are a couple of reading grades above Mango Mussolini.....

Dance off! If you see this repost with a dance.

It's so fucking exhausting... Before anybody pipes up, I know it's not all men. There are some absolute diamonds out there. But the others... Online.. In our lives.. In our homes.. I'm so bloody tired

Trump is fucking insane

Bit like his awful bloody resorts then....

There is only one person who can get Bluesky working again.

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Apparently they must think they'll be scarier if they're 'hangry'

Somebody please give this fucker a piece of paper with 'please turn over' written on both sides... We'll get weeks of peace and quiet!!!

The Adventures of Gladis Baggywrinkles... continued.....

He's off his tits

I hear Liz is really enjoying her first day working in Bluesky Tech Support.....

This 💯!!!!

I hear Liz is really enjoying her first day working in Bluesky Tech Support.....

Bunker boi is getting ready for when the American people have finally had enough and come for him with the burning torches and pitchforks* . . . . *AK47s

My upstream server is fooked..... apparently..... Sorry can't see any DMs atm

Flour comes from a plant, sugar comes from a plant, and chocolate comes from a plant. So, basically a chocolate chip cookie is a salad. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

Pasito Blanco....

Ruh roh...... #WhereTheFuckAmI

Bet they were fucking glad there was a doctor nearby.....

Top of the list... "Today's number 1 Honey, I'm sooo glad we don't actually work in one of your Amazon Depots where people drop dead, and then get stepped over by people who still have to work their shift......"

This is superb And bang on the money!!!!

If you return unwanted Reform local election leaflets to their party headquarters using their free post address, then it will cost the party £2.50 per envelope. Please don’t share this information; it could cost Nigel Farage a fortune.

If it looks like a Fascist dictator Sounds like a Fascist dictator Acts like a Fascist dictator It's a fucking Fascist dictator.....

🙏😇💙 Virginias Law 💞

Heaven schmeaven.....

I'm soooo disappointed in cholesterol at the moment.....

I prefer these ones......😁

Things are getting twisted.

'Blasphemy? Fake news!!! I'm a physician, a healer....with the Red Cross!! See!!!!!!!'

The lunatics have most definitely taken over the asylum....

Can we STOP pretending Trump has a plan?! The imbecile has just increased Iran’s leverage, Made life worse for all of us, …all because he’s a thick AF egomaniac and Netanyahu’s little lapdog.

I’m not sure it has broken through to the general public that the president is a megalomaniac crazy person. Hopefully posts like this help.

I'd heard that Trump was into the 'laying on of hands' Funny....I thought it only applied to 13 year old girls...

BREAKING: Reform UK announce new candidate in latest political defection....

This!!! 👇👇👇 A million fucking percent!!!! Except.... statistically....they possibly DO know a rapist,...but just dont realise it!!!