Lmao at the Peter Kay bleeding hearts when he’s clearly just on the Ozempic.

Robert Peston always looks like he’s just got back from his fucking allotment.

It takes a special kind of right-wing British political party to literally sell black shirts. Are you going to tell them? Or shall I?

Ew. Get fucked bot. @maye73.bsky.social

“Insane” = “Sane”

Look. I don’t mind paying more tax. Just be fucking honest about it Labour, I’m not fucking stupid.

This fucking budget. The middle are the ones that always get squeezed. Labour give money to the poorest. And I’m all for this. The only thing is, whenever the Tories get in, they fuck the poor and the middle. Every time. The middle gets hit.

Oopsie…

Ooh. You can do your own wordles.

Holy fuck. Wordle 1,620 2/6 ⬛🟩🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Love it when people post comments about the Welsh language sounding like phlegm/lack of vowels/being backward. There’s a reason they vote Reform.

Now, maybe I’m wrong here, but I’m thinking that a man purported to be the greatest genius of our times *might* have tested the notion that all big left wing accounts were bots *before* releasing a feature that proved the complete fucking opposite.

Just waiting for Nathan Gill to fall out of a window in prison.

I’ve got a Canadian mate, who’s quite big in EDM, and he taught me about ‘blisspoints’ in songs where a song opens up and hits your soul. I mean, makes you well up and want to sob with joy. I’ve mentioned it others, but no one seems to know what the fuck I mean.

I know it’s an oldie. But it’s fucking relevant now.

I know it’s sad about Manni and the Stone Roses were decent, but I’ve been listening to Inspiral Carpets tonight, and by Christ, they’re sooooo much better.

Cunt becomes cuntier then the cuntiest.

This is perfect.

Telegraph and Mail’s hot takes on the Covid enquiry are fucking mental.

Investigate Farage now.

Let’s play a game. It’s called “Hey Grok, would you (insert horrible sex act) Elon Musk” I’ll go first.

This. Is. An. Actual. Response.

Matcha wankers. That is all.

There you go, you whiny cunts. There is one. And it’s today.

My weird crush is tinned fish reviews guy.

If it walks like a nonce and quacks like a nonce… It just be a… Clay Higgins

Why not gold fillings too? And maybe the convenience of a train straight into the detention centre and a snazzy free tattoo?

The Salem With Trials were basically the Epstein files 200 years ago.

Until the DC lot get a fully integrated universe, they’ll never compete with MCU. Marvel’s one-shot shit like F4 prices this. The films will run out of fodder fastz

Filling in blood donation pre-donation thingy. Q: ‘Have you engaged in chemsex?’ ‘Uhhh, I fucked on weed a few times in uni’ *clicks ‘no’.

I did not have MTG coming out as the redemption-arc anti hero on my 2025 politico bingo card. It’s a fuck of a plot twist.

Loomer Loomering again.

Ok McDonalds. I don’t like you, but that fucking pineapple chicken burger is lush.

Lmaooooo. 1-5Bn? Get ready for a complete humiliation, you jaundiced, pussy grabbing, nappy wearing brain-addled pissberg.

Merthyr. Have a fucking word. Also, I have it on good authority that Ruth Jones talks to supermarket staff like they’re shit.

Heh. Hes shitting his pants. More.

Says everything when rather than spending his billions saving the gorgeous blue jewel we all live on, Space Hitler would rather spunk his cash on a glory project to populate a barren red rock. Twat.

I just watched Return of the Living Dead, and it’s the best pile of shit I’ve ever watched.

Guy just made a good point on question time. Our kids grew up with social media, they get fake posts, bullshit and AI images. They’re not as vulnerable to disinformation as the stupid old Reform twats that hoover hate up like magic sherbet.

Be nice if the BBC sacked Robbie Gibb and told Trump to stick his lawsuit up his arse tomorrow.

Pure luck. Wordle 1,608 2/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

I stand by this. Magic grandpa couldn’t win in a guaranteed winning competition.

I read about NATO’s integrated, networked air combat systems today, and it’s fucking terrifying. A stealth drone can fly quietly around a combat zone, targeting enemy aircraft, with better positioned planes, outside the range of the enemy, popping off missiles to hit any planes the drone targets.

The founding fathers would’ve skinned Trump, plastered him in honey and left him to the bees and the vultures. Before he was president.

Ta, Grok.

If you’re ever losing an argument. Just tell someone they stink of piss. Then walk away.

Lest we forget he’s the cunt that convinced the thick to impoverish themselves more and led to the rise of the right.

When they like a fuckload of your posts but don’t follow you…

Thanos had the right idea. He just needed to add the cunt stone.