@stusteel80.bsky.social oi oi. Trying to show our ridiculous face off to a mate. Do you remember any key words so it is searchable? Fuck that was funny.

Still in the van. Can see the sea from bed. Have tea. Now a woodpecker has joined the fray. NGL - this is bliss.

If you see this, quote a pic with you in glasses ❤️

Camping in the van. Heating is on. Wow...this is epic. Not going to lie, WOW. Central heating in a van. Best investment ever.

chemohero.enthuse.com/pf/ness-diep... It has been brought to my attention that I might be about to embark on another crazy mission so poss a good idea to raise some funds for a good cause. Chemohero are truly that. So if you can, please share a bit of love to them for me. They are my heros.

Notification.... 6 apps to update....clicks on update...gets greeted with this. Phone, you're a bellend.

Holiday is booked. It's official. I'm cycling from Dieppe to Paris. Fuck. I was kind of hoping it was flat all the way. I have just found out that it is not flat all the way. I'm therefore writing a will. Just in case. Send luck, love and for the love of gods, tea.

@sellingamirror.bsky.social The classic.

Hive mind please. Need a new show to watch. Something along the lines of: The Detectorists (10/10) Small prophets...(9/10) Any ideas? Feel good, heart warming. Easy watching.

Everyone, please stop what you're doing immediately. I've fucked up the gravy. Added mustard for a bit of fun, it isn't homogenising. Send help.

A confused gibbon in his natural habitat. @confusedgibbon.bsky.social

Moon and bird. Was chuffed with this.

Been looking at old pics. Found this from the early 90s taken in Courchevel. The bum bag, actually, the everything.... 🤣

"Surely they couldn't be French? He tried French anyway... - Parley buffon say?"

@theindigodingo.bsky.social phew. Almost there. There are a 4 more doors to do. That's for another day.

@shewithcapitalv.bsky.social The post office van doesn't sell envelopes. Progress. It's almost ready. Love and peas 🥰

@theindigodingo.bsky.social Hey up. How did your kitchen project go? We're on day 2. Tomorrow, varnish the painted doors and hang. We now have kick plates. A fresh lick of paint. NGL - We're in almost finished room territory. A first finished room. We moved in, in 2019 🤣

Yoga? Meditation? It's 10pm Get fucked watch. I'm watching LOTR and shit posting.

historycollection.com/15-warning-s... So many of these points ring true now.

@psychicsquirrel.bsky.social Phants is talking shit about you.

If you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation.

Ness does power tools. What could possibly go wrong?

Happy Saturday mofos. Thought it was Sunday but I stand happily corrected. Renovation day for us, going to finally finish the kitchen. What are you up to? Will post pics of me covered in paint later.

🖕

Oops. Left my veg patch book in the greenhouse. Got slugged. Standard. @tarquinfauntleroy.bsky.social

@ridiculousrebecca.bsky.social Mugs have been deployed. This can only mean one thing....

Good morning you fuckwits! Especially you 🫵

5 Shows to get to know me: Wayne It's the end of the fucking world (S1) Game of Thrones Mindhunter Stranger things (S1)

HELP. SPANIEL SITTING. Group noun for spaniels? - A bounce? - An absurdity? - A jealousy? Barny is in Olives bed. Olive is doing laps of everywhere. Dave is on the floor by my feet. Barneys bed sits empty. I'm TRYING TO WORK YOU FUCKWITS.

@themeadhallbard.bsky.social 'Scuse me sir, but do you have some explaining to do? 🤣🤣🤣

Back training again. Feels good. This is the tally for a year. I could have peddled my way to Cyprus 🤪 8 weeks and 2 days until the ride. Need to up thr game. LET'S ROCK AND OR ROLL!

Went food shopping for sprouts in lidl. Came out with cycling stuffs. That shop is so fucking random. #middleoflidl @gladistheassassin.bsky.social @foxylizard.bsky.social

I saw this, so you have you now. It's bad, right? AHHHHHHHHHH. @georginam2.bsky.social from the any old tat shop.

@ellisuk.com got me a teapot. Thought of you 🤣

Had a go in the pool. 1st time back since injury. Might have to leave it another week before trying again. Zone 2 so quite chuffed about that. Base fitness is still there...

@marky-l-griff.bsky.social we're live streaming the Berliner. Hopefully we'll see yer knoggin. GOOD LUCK AND DON'T BREAK A LEG YOU BELLEND.

Right. I've watched* the new superman movie for you. *shitposted my way though it as the film was crap and didn't keep my attention. Don't bother. Unless you have a dog like Olive, then you can empathise a little. The rest of the everything was utter pants.

Pooped. @itsmefil.bsky.social Been peddling nonsense, again. You?

New phone, who dis?

The dev got me in, my new collegue had given me the wrong link 😆 But before we could celebrate fully, she asked me to check that it all works on my phone. Cue - phone crashing 8 or 9 times, then this appears after I have tried to unlock the screen once. I'm now very much locked out.

Nem and Stu. Ness and Stu? Olive just presented me with this glorious gift from the fire starting accessories.

@themeadhallbard.bsky.social Unscheduled phone reboot. BRB.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwTP... Here I am, working away with headphones on...then suddenly I find myself seriously foot tapping and head bobbing to this. Fuck me, build then... when it KICKS in.... Never gets old.

I've been working (swearing) for 3hrs28mins... Actual work that has been achieved - 0/10 Computer is playing up and I've been logged out of an important app, can't use password. Can't password reset. Says: error. IT department said 'not interested'. I want to set my hair on fire.

Hi Everybody - Hive mind please. My mobile did an update a few days ago, ever since it keeps crashing. Turns itself off and on again at leisure, it's pissing me off. Any ideas? The update must have corrupted whilst downloading and I don't know what to do to fix.

Best sign award goes to this establishment.

Stu: have you chosen a movie yet? Me: yup. It's one with Emma Thompson. Stu: I have no idea who that is. Me: 😳 Also me: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO EMMA FUCKING THOMPSON IS? Him: *crickets* Me: she's in Love actually. Him: ah, why didn't you say that from the start. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Fuck me. Whoever made this ice needs a medal. Tide is definitely out.

@itsmefil.bsky.social Ride 1 post crash. Taking it easy, just finding my legs.

New toy. Sharp as fuck. Pizza night. There will be leftovers for tomorrow.