Get your Betty Swallocks (or equivalent) on (or not) !! 🥵🥵🥵😂😂😂 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

🫨🫨🫨 Aaaannnnnd did we feel the earth move, did we fuck……….🤣🤣🤣 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

@un-ness-assary.bsky.social @spookyaxetent.bsky.social @mindlesmandles.bsky.social @vintagebintage.bsky.social @brooksie81.bsky.social Oi Oi Fitness Wankers Some interesting reading, explains why I’m always in a foul mood ! 😂😂😂 www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Yes, Starmer, stop titting around and crack on !!! #BrexitBrokeBritain www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Economic hardships, but Environmental benefits. A silver lining to no more clouds of PM10’s. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Like a stuck fucking record, a UK record is likely to be broken as the year draws to a close & climate change marches on. Is it any surprise when the current global leaders fail to actually lead ? 🌍🔥 We are truly fucked. Merry Fucking Christmas. #ClimateActionNow www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Here’s an idea, don’t invite the fuckers round ! 😂😂😂 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

In a complete sea of shit, good fucking news. Now let’s reverse the rest of the Brexit Bollocks ! #BrexitBrokeBritain news.sky.com/story/uk-to-...

Just remember, tis the season for taking the piss !! 😬🙈😂 www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Shit, right, better cut down on those smoochy emojis !! 😬🙈😂 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

@un-ness-assary.bsky.social @spookyaxetent.bsky.social @mindlesmandles.bsky.social @brooksie81.bsky.social @vintagebintage.bsky.social @messmonstergigi.bsky.social @anjaciske.bsky.social Greetings from NE London Fitness Wankers ! My first Al Fresco exercise for 4 months. Breathing it all in 🤩

A beautifully dressed tree. 🎄 Feeling all Festive like ! 👍😂

Because it’s unnaturally slow, Evan. The majority of us Welshies have reverted to 30 ! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Hold the front page, Agent of Russia says what now…….? 🙄 #DonOldCUNT news.sky.com/story/weak-a...

Whilst the price of energy is always a cost of living worry, spare a thought for those who have to think about turning on a bar on the electric fire, just in case they run out of diesel ! www.bbc.com/news/article...

@un-ness-assary.bsky.social @spookyaxetent.bsky.social @mindlesmandles.bsky.social @vintagebintage.bsky.social @brooksie81.bsky.social @messmonstergigi.bsky.social @anjaciske.bsky.social Oi Oi Fitness Wankers, LFG !! Time to sweat out the weekend, yes Vodka Mindles, I mean you ! 🫵😂

Some useful consumer advice for all you lazy arses that shop online, i.e. ME !! 😂 Merry Monday fuckers ! 🤩 www.theguardian.com/money/2025/d...

@un-ness-assary.bsky.social @spookyaxetent.bsky.social @mindlesmandles.bsky.social @brooksie81.bsky.social @vintagebintage.bsky.social @messmonstergigi.bsky.social Oi Oi Fitness Wankers ! Only a 20min 3k gentle run between walking, but the first since 03/08 ! Smiles 4 Fuckin Miles #NewProfilePic

@un-ness-assary.bsky.social @spookyaxetent.bsky.social @mindlesmandles.bsky.social @brooksie81.bsky.social @vintagebintage.bsky.social @messmonstergigi.bsky.social @anjaciske.bsky.social Oi Oi Fitness Wankers Getting ramped up for running by skinning my knuckles ! 🙈😂 Go big or go home people 💥🥊

If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, he’s a racist fuck 👍 www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

I dunno, Geology getting a bit of a bad rep with this tenuous headline ! www.bbc.com/news/article...

I’m sorry, but the operator needs to be held accountable for completing the appropriate restoration and cannot now plead poverty when funds should have been set aside during the course of the development. Talk about rogue traders on a fucking epic scale !!!! 🤬🤬🤬 www.bbc.com/news/article...

@un-ness-assary.bsky.social @spookyaxetent.bsky.social @mindlesmandles.bsky.social @vintagebintage.bsky.social @brooksie81.bsky.social @messmonstergigi.bsky.social @anjaciske.bsky.social Oi Oi Fitness Wankers. Guess what day it is, that’s right, leg day ! I’m fucking back ! 💪🔥 #NewProfilePhoto

US administration gets played like a fucking fiddle, AGAIN, shocker….. War for Christmas, anyone ? news.sky.com/story/if-eur...

I’m sorry, someone needs to check Dr. Barbarella’s credentials !! 😂😂😂 www.bbc.com/news/article...

Move over wellies, time to break out the waders !! 🦆🌧️🌧️🌧️ 🤦‍♂️ news.sky.com/story/uk-wea...

So efficient it is no longer required. Oh the irony 😂😂😂 www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Stunning development: Senators now confirm the Trump admin’s 28-point “peace plan” for Ukraine wasn’t a U.S. plan at all. It was a Russian wish list. Follow along. This is crazy. 1/

Hmmm……. 👀😂😂 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The good news just keeps on a coming ! 🙄 I fucking despair ! 🤦‍♂️ www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cg...

Forced White Flag. Fucking Shameful. 🤬🤬🤬 www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...

The worst possible leadership, at the worst possible time………….. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Unless there is a plan to move away from hydrocarbons, then you could quite legitimately ask, what’s the fucking point ?!?! #ClimateEmergency #ClimateActionNow www.theguardian.com/environment/...

I’m loving these numbers!! 💙 #VoteBlue

Useful guide to combatting stress in our daily lives, good to know I’m employing half the techniques already. I ain’t holding no ice cube atm though, it’s bastard freezing out there ! 🧊🥶😂 www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...

Kemi Badenoch says her decision to ditch her climate commitments is due to her having "listened to the industry". No mention of the millions of pounds her party has received from the funders of fossil-fuel linked lobby groups bylinetimes.com/2025/03/18/k...

Morning @messmonstergigi.bsky.social Thanks to you I have a warm noggin at the gym this morning ! 👍😂😂😂 Have a fab day, gorgeous 🥰😘

Ok, so the sixth series finale was slightly disappointing, but I am still so here for this !!! 🤩 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Yada yada yada Scotland…..🙄😂 Check out seventh heaven for Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿⚽️ (Ps, congrats Sweaty Socks, you know I luvs ya ! See you in the USofA) www.skysports.com/share/13471645

Epic news that this nefarious practice is set to be banned ! 👏👏👏 Absolutely boils my piss trying to get tickets for events with no joy, only for them to appear shortly after on sites at twice the price ! 🤬 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Truly horrific ☠️ but this quantity of waste doesn’t just appear overnight, it can’t have gone unnoticed !!!! 🤬 news.sky.com/story/kidlin...

Sign me up, I have multiple sheds ! 👍😂 #MarkyFourSheds www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

He's undoubtedly planning the Mother of all Distractions but can't think of anything to top flying over a city in a crown dropping poo on American citizens.

Thought for the day……we all need a massage !!! 🙌 🫠 And not in a pervy way ! 😂😂😂 www.theguardian.com/wellness/202...

As COP30 continues, as does the global warming trend, the take up in renewable energy and the decline in fossil fuels for power generation is a massive good news story. Climate Action in action, but far more to do…. 🌍❤️ #ClimateEmergency #ClimateActionNow www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Wish I had some good news, but the scale of the challenge should never be underestimated….. 🌍🔥 #ClimateEmergency #ClimateActionNow www.theguardian.com/environment/...

Whole fucking thing makes me sick to my stomach. An abject fucking liar, a man who lies as easily as he fucking breathes, threatening an organisation which strives for truthfulness. And plastic patriots like the Mail and Farage urging him on. Jackels.

I mean, there reaches a point where maybe the conclusion is reached that driving is not for you……😬😂😂😂 news.sky.com/story/learne...

When I was first elected, evidence showed it would take 193 years to bring London's air pollution within legal limits. Due to our policies, we've done it in 9. In Brazil this week, we showed that cities are giving the world reason to hope when it comes to tackling the climate emergency.