I survived without further injury.

Time to crash. *thud*

Tonight's Mead Hall Specials Board: Rat Kebab

Oi @wulfhelm.bsky.social Am I allowed to call you a twat?

Offered without comment...

I may have topped of the port with gin. This was not sensible. But then, I am not sensible. Furthermore, I am without adult supervision. Oh dear. NURSE! Got any narcs?

AAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHH.

Tonight at the Bard’s board. Because, fuck it.

Back atcha. I guess this makes me a YouTuber now, though I won’t give up the day job just yet. youtu.be/PO8HijiOS1Q?...

Looks like Cook is taking advice from @wulfhelm.bsky.social

Current location

Somebody tell me why the cost of rectifying a design flaw in a Ferry that’s been in service for a year and it’s sister ship that has not yet finished being built, must be met by the customer? Who negotiated that contract?

Well, that was fun. 😅 I just had to recreate the Detoxed Wülferhampton feed from scratch, because the Graze editor corrupted the prod copy AND also corrupted the version management store containing the backups. 😬 For the non techies: It was very fucked and I've unfucked it.

The Abbey Road reboot looks crap.

Looks like someone found the chalk.

Looks like some bugger has erased the chalkboard 😂😂😂

It’s very easy Leyland, you just have to tag him like this @wulferhampton.bsky.social

Time to crash.

I might be pissed.

🧵 1/4 We are here now. Even AI can’t tell an image is AI generated in some cases (and remember that a principle strength of AI image recognition is it’s ability to spot irregularities in X-Ray images that Doctors struggle to identify). www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

WAIT! WHAT???

Why is it fucking cold?

I have persevered with Small Prophets and got to the end of series one. It was quintessentially British. In a good way. I’ll have my break now.

I have just learnt a very important life lesson. 1. Garden hand shears are very sharp. 2. Thumbs are soft. 3. I’m a twat.

@meadhallwench.bsky.social Quickly, hike your fees.

Started three films tonight and abandoned them all. 😂

I am in search of a film / box set to watch.

HOW IS THERE A FUCKING HARD FROST?

Oi Wülferhampton. ‘Small Prophets’ What’s the significance of the locked living room?

I have plumed in the new washing automata. I deserve whisky.

Somehow, I have to get up tomorrow morning and convince my tutor that I’ve can play I’ve of these fuckers…

There is Gin. Because, fuck it.

Beware the ides of March.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 some of these are brutal. youtube.com/shorts/-4_3J...

Unleash the Scat… youtube.com/shorts/ZFXPp...

Hard not to agree.

Looks at Wülferhampton using the Detoxed feed. That’s odd, there more ‘real life’ getting though than usual. Mostly oblique political references. I wonder what the other feeds are like?… OFUCKINELLITSAFUKINBINFIRE. 🤣

A new washing machine has been ordered and I await delivery on Saturday. The old one so comprehensively destroyed itself, the rim of the drum is bent. I think a mounting point failed. It sounded like a lorry load of bricks being tipped at 04:50 this morning.

Deep Joy. The washing machine has just destroyed itself.

There are times when I wish I had a tuneful voice. I can hit the pitches, but the tone is like somebody sandpapering an asthmatic warthog, I need a vocalist. There’s AI but; No!

I have just learned that it is possible to get M.A.S.H as a box set without the invasive canned laughter. Seriously tempted.

Anyway, I have a visit to make whilst the sun is out. Back later.

What I love about Bluesky, particularly Wülferhampton, is that you can post a silly comment about cats farting and it turns into a serious debate about the merits of AI 😂

How many of you use this feature to make following threads easier? Settings > Content and Media > Thread Preferencss Set oldest replies first (your posts will appear in your feeds in the order they occur). Tree view (Shows replies in a hierarchy under the original (root) post of the thread).

Had it occurred to anybody else that in Frankish, Chat GPT sounds like “cat, I have farted”? I am imagining loads of Franks saying “Why do they keep telling their cats that they have broken wind?”

Today’s OMFG shred On a dreadnought @confusedgibbon.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/HcG_N...

Well, I survived the gin.