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A national newspaper journalist went on a British TV channel to claim police stats showed asylum-seekers committed 44% of sex crimes in Dorset. This shocking claim was treated as fact by the channel which promoted the clip on social media where it was amplified by AI. Except... it's bollocks.

When the last life crawls beneath freezing stars..... rozanaworldnews.blogspot.com/2025/11/nath...

Thou shalt have a fishie, On a little dishie, When the U Boat comes in. Karl Dönitz.

Michael Benteen's potty time, but it's the fall of the house of Wessex.

Nurse! NURSE!

T7ne in for tomorrow's exciting* episode. * for a given value of exciting.

Tonight's future presentation, subject as ever to approval by @colken.bsky.social stars and ocean going bird, one of the Men from Uncle, a rather flashy cigarette case, and a bridge.

*whose* ring

Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) roast crackling pig, roast tatties, seasonal veg, Yorkist puds, and a gravy thick enough to be a @reformuk.bsky.social councillor Lower tables. Just for a change, spam Vegetarian/vegan option. Silt Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.

Mr Pip requires six units of metacalm daily due to compressed spinal disks. This is served in a dollop of ice cream. Captain Dash, who has fuck all wrong with him, also gets a dollop of ice cream. Otherwise, I get 'the look'.

There's a legend (that I just made up) that dogs with white eyebrows can see the wind. This is bad news for Mr Pip as M'Lady B is having beans on toast for brunch.

Your Bretwalda reviews. American Presidents. Episode one. George Washington. Terrible halitosis.

Kier Starmer's problem isn't just that he's a technocrat. It's that he's a technocrat without access to Brit Pop. Yes. I am that shallow.

Ooh. Fireworks.

Happy hang, eviscerate, and burn someone who believes in the exact same God as you, but in a slightly different way, week.

This week's spot the ball competition features Middlesbrough vs Birmingham in today's Championship clash.

Whut?

Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) as we feasted on THE CHINESE FOODS last night, and today, M'Lady B plans a light repast of bacon n egg butties Lower tables. Spam n spam butties without the butties bit Vegetarian/vegan option. Groin Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever

Smoked carrot puree?

First name, middle name, surname. I'm Wayward, beefwitted, horn-beast.

Proud face.

I'm fine with all this diminishing shite, but going into the West? West of me is Cardiff.

When in the Mines of Moria Carey, beware of the Balrog, especially when it hits that top note.

You're Bretwalda reviews. Tom Hardy in whatever the fuck that was. Tom Hardy is grumpy, but, in a Yingees accent. ⭐️

At this point, I'm giving serious consideration to annexing the United States and gifting it to Canada.

Pisshead poundshopp Albert Speer says what now?

Frigedæg.

Tonight's future presentation futures an Arab teaming up with Vikings to fight Bears that aren't and a Dragon that isn't. YES. AGAIN. WHAT OF IT?

Day off, so don't check your emails. Don't check your emails. Don't check your emails, Don't check your emails. Don't check your emails. Don't check your emails. Don't check your emails. Don't check your emails. Don't check your emails. ARE. YOU. FUCKING. KIDDING. ME?

Some assembly required.

I'm not saying Elon has gone tharn. But he's gone tharn.

M'Lady B has started on her second bottle of fizz and is becoming demonstrative.

Things were different back in the day.

Shite, My Lord

Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) THE CHINESE FOODS! Lower tables. THE SPAM FOODS! Vegetarian/vegan option. Biege something. Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.

*Fair* doing some heavy lifting, I'll confess.

Two bastards, Alike in sleepiness, In fair Wülferhampton, Where we lay our scene.

Is it two or three years since @mrjamesob.bsky.social screwed #Whamageddon for everyone?

This week, Mr Pip has barked at Beat boxing Serialised stories The Trinovantes What Rough Beast Influenza Clod hopping Wicker Spatchcocking Toast racks Flamingos Kevin the Chaffinch Dust jackets Semaphore Slide wearers Toiletry gift packs Wassailers and Pontypridd (th)

Drums in the deep.