Alleged Nazi who'll end his days on Tower Hill, turns out to be an alleged Nazi who'll end his days on Tower Hill. Allegedly. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/vide...

Your horse has diabetes. And syphilis.

I have no idea why these lightweight woke cunts have blocked me. I'm assuming it has something to do with them being lightweight woke cunts. Still. The Archbishop of Canterbury? Bit harsh.

Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) Lancashire hotpot, but without the delicious lamb and tatties Instead, yellow fish and spinach, for reasons passing understanding Lower tables. Green eggs and spam Vegetarian/vegan option. Green. Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever

Unannounced but seasonal potato related announcement commences.

Loads of new followers, again And again, no idea why. Quick breakdown. 37% young ladies who can't afford clothes. 47% Yingeese Democrats who liked it when I called Trump a cunt. 306% who failed arithmetic. Horice the punk hedgehog. And the IX legion Hispana.

Chock ices. I'd forgotten how good they are.

To ensure that I have fully and absolutely blown my children's inheritance I have invested heavily in bitcoin and spinach futures.

I see Banksy has been unmasked as the guy who every five years or so is unmasked as Banksy

Can confirm.

According to Arthurian legend white muzzled dogs can see the wind. Which is unfortunate for Mr Pip as M'Lady B is currently tucking into double beans on toast.

At the risk of stating the fucking obvious the USA entered the first world war in 1917 and the second in late 1941.

You know it makes sense.

Like you get a choice.

My seax is indeed on fire. The Gods be thanked for antibiotics.

It's too soon to rewatch Band of Brothers or Wolf Hall so I'm going with........

I commend my soul to any god that can be arsed to find it. Amen.

The Killing Joke/UB40 mash up you didn't know you needed. But you do.

Like a jagged little shil.

Tonight on the Mead Hall menu (top table only) beef stew with tatties, dumplings and seasonal vegetables. Yes. DUMPLINGS! Lower tables. I don't care. Vegetarian/vegan option. See Lower tables. Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.

🎵I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm nothing inbetween🎵 Enjoy the earworm 😀

A very happy Mondayeve to all you non retired folk out there.

Just another average day in retired land.

£2? In Padstow?

I thought for a second she said.....

The Rookie. Episode 2 406x10e42. Part VIII. Nathan Fillion buys a chip supper in Padstow on credit and accidentally unleashes the 'Great Crash of 27'. Hilarity ensues.

Can confirm.

A very happy 15th of March to one and all.

Thw only God tier biscuits are Jacob's Orange Club. No. I will not be taking questions at this time.

Hail and farewell.

Again with the remembering who permits your weird monotheistic bollocks rather than say, nailing you to a fucking tree.

Your Bretwalda reviews. A Thousand Blows. Three episodes in and not a sniff of cocaine. Woke BBC twats.

Who drinks warm Ovaltine? Cowards, traitors, squirrels and Frenchmen. True Anglish folk take their milky drink cold. As the God's intended.

This ends only one way. CSI Wülferhampton.

I have spent actual monies ona thing.

Emotional blackmail only works when the target of your emotional blackmail has emotions.

Blow. The. Fucking. Whistle!

Dear Yingeese. It's not too late. You can still rejoin the Mother Country. We'll call you lower Canada. And all will be well, and all manner of things will be well. Also, you'll qualify for the NHS. Love. The UK.

They can't.

It seems the SPL has gone weird, woke and awful strange since I left Scotlanshire back in 99. CC @colken.bsky.social

As an avid follower of that there kickball I support three teams. Angleland. Nova Castria. And whoever happens to be playing Sunnderedlandshire.