Of course the only language that isn't foreign to the average Tory is Cuntese. news.sky.com/story/electi...

When cats inevitably take over the world it will be called the Furred Reich. Thank you for watching my TED Talk.

Am I? youtu.be/7ZcSvcXv6bc?...

50% of pantomime horse actors to be made redundant. metro.co.uk/2026/03/22/s...

What is the perfect GIF for your Bluesky persona?

Best sign award goes to this establishment.

Religion is weird

What, you mean I can casually plot a bit of oppression and/or villainy with likeminded arseholes over a porterhouse and claret, drunkenly but loudly rue the death of imperial order, and then charge the whole meal to the taxpayer? www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/din...

It's just not the same now they're not allowed to strangle a virgin and ceramonially dump the body in a peat bog. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Of course it was some time after this metal workers would really master the art of making hats. www.heritagedaily.com/2026/03/majo...

This is either brilliant or ridiculous, or very possibly both. Either way I'm jealous. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Right. I appreciate the name Brabazon has a somewhat storied past in and around the Bristol area, but it still sounds like a medication one my take to treat something embarrassing. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Diddums. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Shit just got real. www.espncricinfo.com/story/ecb-pl...

𝘑𝘦𝘴𝘶𝘴. 𝘍𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨. 𝘏𝘪𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘢. 𝘊𝘩𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

This is a shame, although I'm possibly in the minority when I say the original Rainbow 6 was by far the best game they made. I seem to remember buying the novel for my Dad, too. www.ign.com/articles/ubi...

Having given in to the urge to splurge a tenner on 5 issues of @privateeyenews.bsky.social after a long hiatus, I am beginning to remember why I had to stop reading it on trains; I would arrive at my destination, usually work, utterly enraged by the injustice of it all.

🔭 Equinox at the Pyramid of the Feathered Serpent Image Credit & Copyright: Robert Fedez ap260315

And if the US intelligence agencies were still even vaguely credible that might mean something. news.sky.com/story/china-...

It's almost as if the law is fundamentally flawed and unenforceable without an international treaty. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This is your semi-regular reminder that Andrew Wakefield should be tried at the Hague.

People will die. www.reuters.com/business/hea...

You never see her in the same room as Batman. Just saying.

I guess this is a normal thing for an otter to worry about?

That whole "don't be evil" thing was a while ago now, huh? www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

If they find in favour of Rwanda then UKG should sue the Tories for the entire sum on behalf of the taxpayer. news.sky.com/story/rwanda...

This day in shitstory.

"At a UK demo of Alexa+, it responded, "actually, you can leave the brolly at home, with sunny skies and no rain in the forecast, you'll be sorted without it"." What, no "cor blimey guvnor"? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

This is like offering an apprenticeship in automotive manufacture before the introduction of the Ford Model T and assembly line: the technology is not mature. It's less than 5 years old, and we're not even certain LLMs are the correct development path. www.gov.uk/government/n...

To be read whilst listening to "Zombie" by the Cranberries. www.theguardian.com/media/2026/m...

Good for them. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

There should be a marine biology history discussion show called the Cod Past Pod Cast. That is all.

There should be a marine biology history discussion show called the Cod Past Pod Cast. That is all.

This is definitely not a crazy attempt to reduce the number of vehicles, and thus breakdowns, on the road so the AA can avoid a net loss on their fleet of recovery trucks because fuel prices have gone batshit. It's all about us, people. It's definitely all about us. www.edp24.co.uk/news/2591966...

@colken.bsky.social www.wargamer.com/warhammer-40...

This is an 𝘶𝘯𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 stupid idea. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Weetabix would make much more sense. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Kim Jong-Un continues ongoing vendetta against Aquaman. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

𝘕𝘰𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮. scitechdaily.com/cats-may-hol...

Remembering Terry – in our hearts and on our bookshelves. #TerryPratchett

I was thinking Wülferhampton should have a national anthem. I was thinking this. @wulfhelm.bsky.social and @themeadhallbard.bsky.social what say you? youtu.be/9qGXqaIhqJc?...

This is an edge case, but it does raise the question of when the names of people who have been arrested for, but not convicted of, a crime should be released. We should perhaps take a look at the German system. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

#OutFoxed This lad's lucky he's not been #Iced!! 😁😁🦊🦊🦊🦊 bbc.com/news/article...

I have 𝘴𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘲𝘶𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘴.

They've fallen in the water! www.navalnews.com/naval-news/2...

Just got back from A&E, with Dad. He's probably OK sort of; it's complicated. Two things: 1. A&E is a 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘪𝘣𝘭𝘦 place to sober up without sleep. 2. The NHS is an amazing thing and must be defended at all costs. Bed time.

Dad's in a shit place. Ambulance on its way. I'm drunk. Fuck my entire life.

It was 20 years ago today... The Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter arrived at Mars with the best camera ever sent to another planet: HiRISE! A massive thanks to all our team @uarizona.bsky.social , JPL and @baesystems.com who keep this adventure going on strong. 😃 #uahirise