Oval Invincibles are changing their name to MI London for this year's Hundred. As long as they accept that people, including me, will immediately start referring to them as "Mi' London" in Ali G voice, that's fine.

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An interesting article with a remarkably stupid headline. www.sciencedaily.com/releases/202...

𝘛𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 what lost her acting jobs? Not the whole suggesting women insert rocks into themselves? www.theguardian.com/film/2026/ja...

Ubisoft: the most American of French companies. www.gamedeveloper.com/business/ubi...

Yet again BBC headline writers get their priorities wrong. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Me: I have joined the Green Party. Also me: 𝘚𝘖𝘔𝘌𝘉𝘖𝘋𝘠 𝘉𝘜𝘠 𝘔𝘌 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘎𝘙𝘖𝘞𝘓𝘠 𝘚𝘏𝘖𝘜𝘛𝘠 𝘕𝘖𝘐𝘚𝘠 𝘛𝘏𝘐𝘕𝘎 𝘕𝘖𝘞 𝘗𝘓𝘌𝘈𝘚𝘌 𝘛𝘏𝘈𝘕𝘒 𝘠𝘖𝘜. www.pistonheads.com/news/ph-spot...

Think I'm going to piss off to Wülferhampton for a bit, for the sake of my sanity. No, I never thought I'd say that either.

That reminds me; I must watch the second series of "Everyone Else Burns". www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Dear Australians: is putting the wicket count before the run count 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 the hill you want to die on?

We don't 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 to.

"Jar Jar Binks makes the Ewoks look like, fucking,..."

If Apple and Google allow this, then their policies and terms of service mean nothing.

Poor bugger.

I fear I may have made Lester at Samsung's life more complicated than it needed to be.

Coventry be like "Where the fuck were you during the war?" www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Cats are basically poltergeists one is obliged to feed.

Here's an idea: what if there were police procedurals where the detectives are all well adjusted with uncomplicated home lives and absolutely no personal connection to the crime? What if, and this is just a thought, but what if police procedurals were about the procedures police use to solve crimes?

"The decision from Bangladesh to withdraw their players from matches in India came after Bangladeshi fast bowler Mustafizur Rahman was released by his Indian Premier League team at the request of India’s cricket board (BCCI)." So, what about the other Indian... www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

I'm sorry but even considering the idea of relying on a Suk Lemon owned company for any sort of infrastructure should be a hard "FUCK OFF" on the part of UKG. www.theregister.com/2026/01/05/u...

My generation owes this chap a lot. www.theguardian.com/games/2026/j...

Nice hat. www.zmescience.com/science/news...

I have a question: seeing as Greenland is technically part of Denmark, and Denmark is a NATO state, would a US annexation of Greenland demand a NATO response?

A plea for help from Bluesky #Academia Does anyone have a (book) copy of "Credibility Assessment (J C Yuille 1989)? I'm interested in the chapter "Recent Developments in Statement Analysis (Steller 1989) for an article I'm writing. I can't find it anywhere online.

Butchers; not known for their dog exercise regimes.

Fiddles; are they really that fit?

When I first saw this film, I took it as the absurdist satire it was meant to be. Only now do I realise the true absurdity was in suggesting such people would bother faking a war, rather than just starting one.

I would urge people to read the below, but the TL;DR for those with limited time or attention span is "vaccinate your kids as a matter of urgency". I have no idea what the situation is with paying for shots in the US right now, but find a way if you can. ourworldindata.org/measles-incr...

Make sure your vaccines are up-to-date. Please.

Masked. #grickledoodle #raccoons #robbers #masks #cartoon #art #drawing #funny

I hope 2026 is the year more people realise that putting into power known sexual predators with a predilection for fascism is something to be, errrrr, questioned at the very least and that it should not be considered an extremist position on the scales of media balance to bring the subject up

The duality of modern living

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hi, I'm any one of many BMW drivers.

Yes, what of it?

The one thing this article doesn't touch on at all is the fact that shifting from decimal address blocks to hexadecimal address blocks made IPv6 a bugger to work with on a daily basis. www.theregister.com/2025/12/31/i...

Anna Boberg(1864-1935), Swedish artist who spent much time painting in Northern Norway, where she had a cabin and lived alone #WomensArt

Ex-Meta chief AI scientist Yann LeCun has Lunch with the FT and in one of those instances so rare that you know he didn't sign an NDA, says exactly why as.ft.com/r/e503690d-8...

you don't know me

Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For https://theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-dreading-fun-activity-he-signed-up-1819579571/

@wulfhelm.bsky.social have you been practicing your rodent stamping again? www.discoverwildlife.com/animal-facts...

"A conservatory is where life happens." Not for Granddad it wasn't.

This seems risky as a corporate response: "When contacted by Reuters for comment by email, xAI replied with the message "Legacy Media Lies"."

The opening batters for the Abu Dhabi Knight Riders are Phil Salt and Michael Pepper. This will never not be funny.

2025 was the first year in at least two decades that I didn't once go to the pub. So that's a thing. Still drank vast amounts of vodka though.

Never mind it will soon be Christmas.

*excellent* joke

For anyone who's interested, the original image can be obtained here below. Now, a super geek question: how much time passed 𝘪𝘯 𝘈𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘢 while this montage was being created? *ʀᴜɴs ᴀᴡᴀʏ ɢɪɢɢʟɪɴɢ* science.nasa.gov/mission/hubb...

If you see this post, but don't immediately follow this account, I don't know if we can be friends anymore. cc @callie99.bsky.social H/T @dreadships.bsky.social

True story.

Picture of the staff who operate my account.