I have countless objections. None about this.

What has been bothering you? #confessToCyn Is it the state of the fruitcake lately?

We remember Wizenthorne. A bad man. A very bad man. A man no hope nor humour. Has not been seen since …

Who is this peasant And WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS HAT

It's called a Tempiralanomoly

Excellent I love it when a plan comes together ❤️

OH just sent me this... Fella panicked as at first glance he thought his baby was in washing machine... Twas a T shirt 🤣 🤣 🤣

Could be matched with these.

#art #cubism Mind what you're treading on

Do it Or I call you a bumlick @@wulfhelm.bsky.social You'd look great in ermine....

Verily A pint in each eye Or half a litre if forrin

Ha Haaaaaa Ha Ha I'm way over 5 foot!

I would be scared if angry Black Philip showed up on my mountain.

Gods Yes With gravy you can slice

Snitches get stitched @edcarver.bsky.social send in the inquisition

Or Call red October Submarine alert

@@wulfhelm.bsky.social The bringer of boring news is among us

@zackpolanski.bsky.social Mentioned the 3000 protesters Who knew it's a shit house #Westminster

And talking about pedo twats Not news In other. News

Or a fart

Fuck you Fuck that Poker 🍍 up the @ashash bum Dicuss

As long as it's not touching cloth.....

Yaaaaaay First #bumjoke of the afternoon session

Jeremy Bowen is absolutely safe, Cyn… along with Steve Rosenberg and Victoria Derbyshire

☺️ We bred some nice ponies, Welsh section B crossed w an Arab . . .

Oh don't My hairdressing skills are absent today

Mark Bonnick, a 62-year-old former Arsenal kitman dismissed in December 2024 after posting comments critical of Israeli actions in Gaza, has spoken out about what he describes as the silencing of voices opposing "Zionist Israel's illegal occupation." en.yenisafak.com/world/ex-ars...

Presidents Day lesson: Every president is a war criminal. Red vs blue is theater. Empire expansion and global control is the goal. Cami

Great news, it’s becoming the norm in many western countries, it’s the effing Chinese and Arabs to some extent who are perpetuating the imprisonment of these wonderful intelligent, social and sentient creatures 🤬

Can't touch this.

Ooh Moley I'll touch something 😆 🤣

Today’s OMFG shred. Easy for @confusedgibbon.bsky.social but impossible for excoporeals youtube.com/shorts/18A8A...

Talking of cunty people - I just bumped into my ex-GF while picking up a prescription from the doctor's surgery. She looked at me like an angry pitbull licking stale piss off stinging nettles. I hope she wasn't there for something tivial.

Not too surprising. 1/ May get put in an ICE camp- or worse. 2/ Don't want to spend hard earned money propping up the Orange's economy. 3/ See one and two

Frankie Howerd? Tommy Cooper?

Yes! At last! The fabled lost toothbrush mug. No idea how it got down here.

Morning 🌅

Mood Gorning, Your Spudliness 👋 Is it to stop the Elizabethans crapping out of them? 🍑💩➡️🪟

Hope you have a fab Friday, Ash. Let the weekend fun begin!

O Flower of Scotland - now that, when it comes, thats gonna be one shit day.

After Robin Williams, Billy Connolly is the funniest man who ever lived

On Parkinson when he said if a black box can survive any crash then why not make the entire plane out of that

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Good morning wülferhampton have a fantastic Friday you fabulous freaks

@bankofmercia.bsky.social ?

Yeah, I gave up my TV licence even pre-lockdown. I refuse to pay for blatant right-wing propaganda. There's plenty of decent on-demand drama you can legally watch free online (I don't subscribe to Prime/Netflix/Sky either)