There was this excellent bit in the Bible where Jesus cast demons into the bodies of pigs and drove them off a cliff to their death. So, he's already put the demon into the body of a pig, just waiting for the next bit...

I like the klontakilty black/white pudding mix myself

Yes But runny yolk and don't forget to kill/starve some kids

Is it not rather risky for Bluesky to publish the names of their servers/server providers of status.bsky.app?

Nope And loads of friends & family are merchant seamen. Blowing up tankers With my mates on it is another trump /completely out of order move What a cunt

#gardening #peonies Mine look a bit flaky the fkin dog keeps rolling on them I know it's 1st world problems but I would really like the government to stop supporting #gazagenocide And a cuppa #gazaisStarving

Oh I love nitty ham apart from it's very inland and there's loads of speed camera's on that motorway What do you do at the weekend

You need to leave port and get it signed off by the @rorc if you are actually #sailing Who's doing the @fastnetrace this year?

Apart from snot and #cheese I don't think you're missing anything Are you both still in port? If so, which one?

Evening Charlotte and ladies of the court Windy out there @brexitpirates.bsky.social @edcarver.bsky.social

It's being conditioned into us 4 decades of political "spin" instead of honesty takes a piece of your heart ❤️

@wulfhelm.bsky.social was rampaging through Sainsbury's yesterday with hardened avocado's and sharpened #croissants We had @frmo.bsky.social waiting in the car park to strip* the bodies #wulferhampton #spuddism * Bless the bodies Obviously

Verily Your club card vouchers are being torched as I type #multinationals don't care

BBC News - www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cg... Covid-19 Inquiry: UK's vaccine development and rollout was 'extraordinary feat' - live updates - BBC News

Oh don’t! Reminds me of a nightmare stay in a Provence house run by an ex playboy bunny with sagging flat boobs who made a beeline at my then OH, the septic tank overflowed in the swimming pool, scorpions were in the walls and crept out via the light fittings above our bed. We fled on day 2. 😱😱

I saw the scar left on a friend's leg after being bitten by a brown recluse spider (in Colorado). 10-12 cms across and about a cm deep in the centre. It seems that the bacteria the false widow spider carries can have a similar effect after a bite.

A mechanic friend had similar last year Thank #spuddism for the #NHS

So you been in a stare down situation #2amclub

Have the woodlice returned? Only Maxim Peter Griffin knows.

Oooh no For all the wulfies feeling unwell, I'll pop up a prayer and some memes @theselectfyrd.bsky.social Has your brain exploded yet?

And I'd like to thank them @blueskysupp.bsky.social for giving us a little sanctuary from the social media wars being fought around us Thanks xx @wulfhelm.bsky.social I'll pop up a prayer they don't bring in a #fuckingSwearingBan Xx

It's actually what triggers the #poo response 😆 🤣 Aftermorn spuddibaby #recycling and lunch done, eyes want to close!

Oh hey, good timing for this post. bsky.app/profile/wool...

Thanks for that, here in the garden of England we know that Been doing it since the Romans Probably before How are your farms coping with no migrants to do the actual work I'm sure the dept. Of homeland security aren't pleasant hosts

@wulfhelm.bsky.social‘s sex face

Mornaroon bardy #2amclub been infested with fkin politics You just getting up or going to sleep

The worst thing about this is that Trump showing Jesus his sex face isn't even the worst thing about this.

Morning Ms fox Yes lots of mates work/worked for #polishMail Previously #royalmail Thatchers bastard offspring and legacy

People are dumb, generations of bigots and nowadays Thanks to Thatcher Badly educated as well. They have americanised our country and stolen the actual land and water too

Explain how these two statements can co-exist? - More people than ever will vote for Reform UK in the local elections. - More people, in hindsight, realise leaving the EU was a mistake.

#Poetry #BlueskyPoetry #WilliamButlerYeates Sailing to Byzantium by William Butler Yeates

Happy birthday big guy My dad was pretty awesome too. Give yours a big hug from me

Wtf #scurvy

😆 true #wulferhamptonNavy stuff there!

Great. Forgot about the pasta. I now have a pan of slghtly smokey pasta and a wailing smoke alarm. I. Am. Not. Having. A. Good. Day...

Had to turn back.

📚 BOOK CHALLENGE 📚 Choose 20 Epic Books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers. #BookSky #Books #BookChallenge #20DayBookChallenge (4/20)

@wulfhelm.bsky.social Morning guvnor @bakerhelm.bsky.social @bookfairyangus.bsky.social A good one for #wulferhamptonians to contribute to?

In Cuba they created organic market gardens in the cities to feed the people affordably when food became scarce. Brownfield sites. We should do the same.

Yeah, I mean good! Very good!!!

1972, Astronaut Charles Duke placed a plastic-encased photograph of himself his wife Dorothy, and their two sons on the lunar surface On the back of the photo "This is the family of Astronaut Duke from Planet Earth. Landed on the Moon, April 1972" 🌚

Fuck me, these right wing twats are delusional

Thank you Jeffrey 🦋 🦋

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Manosphere dipshit Sneako was attacked and it’s fucking hilarious. Punched right in the face. I love when shit catches up with these Tate clowns.

Exactly.. It's a no brainer. Where I am, a few of us are sharing bits & pieces. We're trying to start something off, but it's not easy. It'll be worth it though.

Why not? Are you saying they're difficult to cultivate, or it wouldn't suit me? I look marvellous dressed as a bloke as I've been doing it my whole life 😆 #crossDressing goes both ways boys!