A close relative just told me that if I thought the "assassination attempt" last night was fake, then I was crazy. I snapped and said something about longing for competent shooters and he hung up on me. Thank God! That relationship was exhausting!

Y'all, balloon releases are not good for anyone. Please stop. www.fws.gov/story/2015-0...

If you ask for advice and don't allow people to reply, I mute your attention craving self.

Trump, attends his first Correspondence Dinner as President, to stage another bad assassination attempt. Karoline Leavitt fucked up tho and said "shots will be fired" before the event starts. All an attempt to pitch his stupid ass ballroom. Fuck they're pathetic.

I have so many questions.

No men in women’s sport you say?

I didn't sleep a single second last night and the #Epstein files still haven't been released.

If you ever had any doubts about how this works..

Speaking of assassination attempts, there are currently two people walking free today who really did attempt to kill a sitting POTUS. John Hinkley Jr. who shot Reagan outside the same hotel as the tonight's dinner is a free man today. So is Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme who shot at Gerald Ford.

The AP says the suspected gunman at the WHCD is from California. Of course they picked California!

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I was desperate for balloons as a child - like I was asking to bring an animal home. Now I'm dejected when I see them in the wild. 🎈😟🥺😟🎈 #WWF #Wildlife #MarineLife #4Oceans #BanBalloonRelease #Environment

Speaking of assassination attempts, there are currently two people walking free today who really did attempt to kill a sitting POTUS. John Hinkley Jr. who shot Reagan outside the same hotel as the tonight's dinner is a free man today. So is Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme who shot at Gerald Ford.

Y'all, balloon releases are not good for anyone. Please stop. www.fws.gov/story/2015-0...

apnews.com/live/trump-s... updates: Trump uninjured after security incident at White House correspondents dinner; no injuries reported

Here we go. We have our false flag.

Today I ate the first blueberry on my first ever blueberry bush. I'm tickled to bits!

I knew it.

EXACTLY!!!!! #Iran #Epstein #EpsteinFiles

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Note that there's been no threat to sue over this statement. I know I would be suing for tens of millions if I was innocent.

Anyone who doesn't object vehemently while their country is being looted and their citizens terrorized is not someone who loves their country.

Look who's included in this swell pack of resisters! Thank you, Sassy!

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I read today that Gen Z came of age during tRump and that the political discord he has wrought is really all they know. That's stunningly sad.

This is not the own Ted thinks it is . . .

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I went to the grocery store today and I paid $9.50 for a container of fresh blueberries and that's fucking ridiculous. Not the future I was promised. Flying car.

There was another mass shooting today. This time it was at the Mall of Louisiana. apnews.com/article/bato...

AI has ruined photos and videos for me. And every time I see a photo of a lighthouse and a sunset or animals doing cute stuff, it just pisses me off. I fucking HATE AI!

The only mainstream journalists speaking truth to power these days are cartoonists. @adamzyglis.bsky.social

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Yesterday I was picking blackberries and I heard loud rustling sounds. Looked over and saw a snake at least 5 feet long thrashing around before slipping under a pile of brush. If I ever get bitten by a snake, I had it coming. It's a bad idea to wear flip flops in the woods.

While I'm sharing my ticket stubs, I had to post George Harrison!

I have a referral to see a rheumatologist and they just called to give me an appointment with a PA. The soonest they can see me? November. The MDs are booked til February '27. Not the future I was promised..

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Furries are becoming ubiquitous.

Thank you, Sassy, for including me in this swell batch of resisters!

Lyrid meteor shower 2026: When, where & how to see it The best time to view the Lyrids this year will be early morning on April 22. www.space.com/lyrid-meteor...

Take the codes, take the car keys, change the locks, send him to his bunker basement and leave him there. Tell him the civil war has begun and he has to stay there for his safety. Allow him his phone but have the net turned off...closed circut for his majesty. Leave him there for several months>

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