You never see James Bond fart, do you? Never in any of the films does he let one rip and then says "Well, that was certainly a gold-stinker..."

Americans think Europe is the problem continent - meanwhile, Europeans are just laughing at you...

Such a charmer

One given. One not. Why?

That swan dive from Gabriel decided the game. How you can be proud of a team ethic that comes down to winning fouls is baffling to me.

Not in North London today, unfortunately, but north Tenerife will have to do...

Now, this version I would definitely go and see...

Who did this 🤣🤣🤣

SCOTUS Live: US Supreme Court rules against Trump's tariffs reut.rs/4rwqR7x

Ukrainian competitors will boycott the Milano Cortina Paralympics opening ceremony on March 6 in Verona, their committee said on Friday, due to the authorization of some Russian and Belarusian athletes with their national flags. www.reuters.com/sports/ukrai...

UK Athletics on Friday pleaded guilty to corporate manslaughter over the death of Abdullah Hayayei, who was killed in 2017 while the Paralympic athlete was training in London. www.reuters.com/sports/uk-at...

The entire world has seen the photograph - Phil Noble is the Reuters photographer who took it.

A Noble hasn't fucked the royals like this since the Magna Carta.

Watched Hostage on Netflix. I love Suranne Jones, but I once wrote a short story when I was 17 that was an attempt at a political thriller, ending with grenades and someone leaping off the roof of the Houses of Parliament - and I think that was on a par with the realism in this...

Sweating now, I bet...

In the wake of the Milano Cortina Olympics, the former governor of the Veneto region wants to put forward the city of Venice and the surrounding Italian regions as candidates to host the 2036 or 2040 Summer Olympics, with a focus on preserving the lagoon city. www.reuters.com/world/after-...

I feel like we've all lost sight of the fact of the sheer magnitude of the failure of Putin's latest offensive, i.e. the one that began in 2024—mainly because it's been so baked into the day-to-day. Far and away the least successful offensive we've seen in not just years, but decades.

King Charles' younger brother Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was on Thursday arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office over allegations he sent confidential government documents to Jeffrey Epstein. www.reuters.com/world/uk/uk-...

Ukraine officials will boycott the Milano Cortina Paralympics next month over the participation of a handful of Russian and Belarusian athletes cleared to compete under their flags, Ukraine's Sports Minister Matvii Bidnyi said on Wednesday. www.reuters.com/sports/ukrai...

How are they going to fit "Please don't be shite" in there?

Allowing six Russian athletes to participate in next month's Milano Cortina Paralympics with their flag and anthem is outrageous and a sign of support for Russia's propaganda, Ukraine's sports minister said on Wednesday. www.reuters.com/sports/ukrai...

Millions of files related to Jeffrey Epstein suggest the existence of a 'global criminal enterprise' that carried out acts meeting the legal threshold of crimes against humanity, a panel of independent experts appointed by the UN Human Rights Council says reut.rs/4rpxDfl

Benfica v Real Madrid chaotic once again, but for all the wrong reasons tonight...

Ffs. I really wanted to go to that Samurai exhibition, as well... www.theguardian.com/culture/2026...

"The truth of the matter is that we underestimate just how resilient autocracies are in the modern world..." Remembering the even-more resilient Alexei Navalny two years on from his murder by Vladimir Putin. #Navalny

Beautiful, if cold, day to have a tour of the Palace of Westminster and explore the working bits unseen by TV cameras. Also a chance to inspect the costly repairs for which we'll all be paying... #HousesOfParliament

"The truth of the matter is that we underestimate just how resilient autocracies are in the modern world..." Remembering the even-more resilient Alexei Navalny two years on from his murder by Vladimir Putin. #Navalny

Ffs. I really wanted to go to that Samurai exhibition, as well... www.theguardian.com/culture/2026...

The culture has now moved on to "South Park predicted it" which is a scary place to be...

Have seen some "he doesn't know the league" stuff - but there's no good response to pointing out examples of successes despite that. Guardiola, even, had no experience of English football before he came to City...

Berbatov shared a clip of him training at home in his Spurs shorts - warming up for next weekend, maybe... #COYS

Pakistan's Salman Agha chose to field after winning the toss against India but there was no handshake between the captains before the Twenty20 World Cup Group A blockbuster on Sunday. www.reuters.com/sports/crick...

If you haven't tuned in to Spurs Women at Aston Villa, you probably missed all the goals (it's 3-7 to Spurs) BUT MAYBE YOU HAVEN'T. Best turn it on. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ga8M...

Tinka - wow. #COYS

Five European allies on Saturday blamed Russia for killing late Kremlin critic Alexei Navalny using toxin from poison dart frogs while he was held in an Arctic penal colony two years ago, a claim Moscow rejected as propaganda. www.reuters.com/world/europe...

Aw, no, RIP Palmerston.

Lindsey Vonn said on Friday that she would undergo a fourth surgery following her horror crash in the Winter Olympics downhill, as the U.S. ski great described a slow and uncertain recovery in hospital. www.reuters.com/sports/alpin...

The Court of Arbitration for Sport on Friday dismissed an appeal by Ukrainian skeleton racer Vladyslav Heraskevych to be reinstated in the Milano Cortina Olympics after he was disqualified over his “helmet of remembrance". www.reuters.com/sports/ukrai...

Dejan Kulusevski is at least working out in the Tottenham Hotspur gym... #COYS

Elect anyone that said Slide Away...

Tottenham going from Frank(enstein) to Igor. Who's next, Ven (of) Hesselink? (Ven Hesselink, Van Helsing... Hello? This thing on?)

So all those rumours of Spurs going for Rose were just a bit off - they've gone for a Tudor one... #COYS

Almost subscribed to The Athletic, there...

Ukraine's Vladyslav Heraskevych was disqualified from the Olympic skeleton competition on Thursday over his "helmet of remembrance" depicting athletes killed since Russia's invasion despite a last-minute appeal from a tearful IOC president. www.reuters.com/sports/skele...

I thought Brentford were playing Arsenal, not Everton tonight?

Vinai Venkatesham also has question to answer.

I’m glad this discussion is happening in the fanbase. I had an upsetting conversation w/ someone yday where I made the same point and was asked if I had any “footballing reasons” to oppose his potential hiring. What is the point of football if it’s propping up a culture of abuse & alienating women?