Kudos for unifying two such massive belts though

Went back out on the beach for the sunrise again and ventured a bit further out. I mean it's not often you get to walk on the sea is it? Bloody hell it was colder with the wind chill today though

Turns out the Baltic is quite cold at the moment. You could probably make a thing out of that.

Eurgh, parking at lba booked for Monday morning based on the boarding time then counting back. Realising you're setting the alarm for 03:30 on Monday doesn't exactly make the heart sing on Friday night.

An old favorite. (14/n)

Just got some leftover turkey curry out the freezer for tonight then had a slice of Christmas cake. It ain't over yet kids

This is the crappiest of all outcomes. All that excitement & drama, just for the same opposition. *Wet fart noise

Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic Intergalactic planetary, planetary intergalactic Another election, another election Another election, another election Another election, another election

Sat at my desk feeling freezing so went to check on the thermostat. It's busy congratulating itself with a wee green eco leaf for letting the house be 15 degrees when I've clearly fucking set it for 18.5. The rise of the machines in The Terminator felt a bit more dramatic.

If anyone would like a highly personalised Valentine’s card or gift, I can illustrate you & partner in pretty much any situation. Let me know so I have time to get it to you.

Genuinely got a plastic crate in our cellar (on my job list to borrow a shredder to sort out) that has my bank statements & council tax bills etc from 2000 in.

I have SOCKS from 2000, ffs.

Unlike many it appears, I'm personally not a fan and this feels very whimsy swear adjacent and pretty grating. I'd rather someone communicated with me in their natural style/ a context appropriate one.

Woken with a really annoying eye twitch. Anyone with any clever remedies before I drove myself totally mad?

Isn't it great to live in a world that not only a prototype time projection chamber exists, but that it's "one of the most essential tools". *Cocks gun* Now fire it up lads, I need to go back to visit the mother of the inventor of Microsoft's clippy.

Just watching this again and quite frankly what a moment. But better even than the header was his posing to get the resulting all timer of a sports photo. Were I him i'd be commissioning the guy to paint this on the wall of my house already

I popped into the museum of the Warsaw uprising for my lunch break today and you could easily have persuaded me that this video was another exhibit of the devastation of poland at the end of the war

Did a German football fan draw this chart?

Assumption of the Virgin, by Guido Reno, 1598-99, 📸 by Jose Manuel Alvarez Rey

Many are saying Benfica

God Nick is talented, I can *smell* this model

Not to detract from the rest of it and I'll go back to watch to the end now, but "gun you've responsibly concealed" is very much a "boiled frog" as a nation as far as guns are concerned kind of sentence

Time to post this rather incredible photo again. The largest volcano in the Solar System, Olympus Mons, with one of the Solar System's smallest moons, Phobos, crossing it. Photographed from Mars orbit. Credit: Credit: ESA/DLR/FU Berlin/Andrea Luck @andrealuck.bsky.social CC BY

It still freaks Marconi's nut out to this day.

"They've had to request more staff and bring up more marines" Trump's incredible work ethic and god-like virility have manifested more hrs in the day so now the 24/7 security op has to cover an xtra shift Like him I intend to spend that extra 8 hours a day wanking in my office 'til I bruise my hands

1: hacked at lump of supermarket cheddar 2: Whatever scraps of stale bread are left in the bread bin 3: Random condiment from fridge, let's say mint sauce 4: stood over the sink 5: (preceded by) an evening on the beers with no food 6: (garnished with) modicum of self loathing to come next day

'Oh, I tell you, it's a curse having DNA from Roman times... I - no, listen... This one's doing her own jokes 'ere, filthy cow.'

Great news everyone, Monday's cancelled and I get to stay here. (I'll be in Warsaw the rest of the week so we're both making the most of an hour after putting the boys on the bus)

An incredible sentence. Can't speak for him and his pals K-Smog and batboy in San Francisco but the bit he gets wrong is that "people elsewhere" are trying to remove copilot.

'Holodomor' is actually Ukranian for 'bollard'

What a time to be alive

Was it Harry Hill or was it Tonty Blair? There's only one way to find out... MATE!!

Wet, tough but ultimately satisfying 10k up to wetherby. Thank god I did a loopy one or I'd have given up at 7 I think

"I say Bertie, best open another babycham. A female lady has turned up for the partying"

Thinking about two of my favourite Wipe-isms. Penny Mordaunt as “Catherine Deneuve if she worked in a big M&S” and Matt Hancock as “your sister’s first boyfriend with a car” and noticing that they both use a sort of “bathetic bounce” to achieve the effect. It’s clever.

Against my better judgement I've seen it. Devastating, criminal behaviour. They are desperate to provoke confrontation and terrified of it at the same time. The acts of their govt is to burn bridges and insult allies internationally but they are terrorising and murdering their own citizens at home

You mean to say that bastard cat's been checking my internet browsing history again?

11 has been picked to play hockey for his school today. This is decidedly not really my sport. I mused away while watching a mum suit up her son to be goalkeeper that it was like a squire preparing their knight for battle. Spell was swiftly broke by the "love you huggsy" at the end.

I see your da' has finished in the loo then.

"Yes Mrs reporter, the hallucination of jiggling tits superimposed into the same part of my field of vision on every person I meet has gone now. Do you mind standing a foot and a half to the left?"

Of course it's fucking gold and only has America on it.

Thank you Mr President, that clears things up.

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Just got myself in trouble with Mrs G as, while she was watching traitors downstairs with 11, it transpires that expectations were I was meant to be monitoring 13 after his shower and she found him in the kitchen doing some homework.

I had to post Thingu after mentioning it.

"What does it profit a man to gain the whole world, but to be a transparently deranged and widely mocked spanner?"

"Igloos to the south-west. Thousands of them."

New euphemism for denying you're incontinent just dropped

More billionaires need to be asked what is wrong with them and why this isn't the goal. Don't even need billions. Anyone already insanely wealthy and not pursuing this routine needs sectioned and the wealth redistributed to someone who'll use it correctly.