Saturn, rising behind its largest moon Titan. This scene is a composite of images taken by the Cassini spacecraft on 31 March 2005. At the time, Cassini was 7,000 km from Titan and 1.2 million km from Saturn. Credit: NASA/JPL/SSI/Ian Regan/Val Klavans

Yorkshire Photo of the Day - Beverley Friary.

Just ordered from the whaler on click n collect (child 2 is a scampi man so this level of excessive high-tech sorcery is fully justified).

"limit the amount of handguns one person can acquire to one per month." They're never solving their problems are they?

"Nigel Fleming, 64, and Catherine Nash, 75, caused £21.78 of criminal damage - amended from £2,696.40" was that when someone pointed out the thing is useless and doesn't actually do anything? Just Stop Oil duo found guilty of damaging Tesla robot - BBC News share.google/PaNEjYXntLZ0...

It's quite something when "it's too much liquid in the baby" isn't even his most stupid speech of the last 24hrs. Really raising the rhetorical game Donald. Fucking moron

15 years (nearly) since my first idea for a funny film trailer made it on to BBC Radio (7!), and I've finally got round to revisiting Geordie Batman. This time in poster form. Made partially with A.I. or should that be "Why Aye" #GeordieBatman #ImBatmanMan

I've seen this clip a few times now, does anyone know that the "this" he's referring to is? I think I've managed to rule out speech making, diplomacy and having a steady grip on reality, but I'm no closer to what he's actually really good at

Neighbours needed their dog let out today so I arranged a lunch date/ walk with Mrs G who's also working at home today. Am admiring the Yorkshire sky with the smug delight that doing a favour for someone shouldn't be this easy to fulfill.

NYT connections has lost its flipping mind this morning. That green group is not a group, as witnessed by the fact that their explanation of the category is just writing the four words as a list again. Did they just give up?

This has made my morning, every watch makes it just that little bit better. Poor wee bastard.

"It's too much liquid in the baby"

In response to my wife saying how youthful I still am, and with what I judge to be an inappropriate level of glee, boy 1 has informed me I am "92% of the way to 50 yrs old". Which is why I'm launching my petition to stop the teaching of maths in school.

Your mum.

Oh. I'll have to not own a car more vigorously to offset this.

The cat is far more enthusiastic about being sat at my laptop than me. But then she's not wading through compulsory training on regulatory audits and risk management

Anyone in the Leeds area- I went to the playhouse to see the staging of Sorkin's adaptation of to kill a mockingbird, and my recommendation is mug someone for a ticket if you have to. Anyone else, move as quickly as you can when the tour starts.

Not unexpected given the dog awful mess going on with the most expensive team in Wycombe's history & the contrasting fortunes with everyone who's left the club. Hope Rice etc al. are doing a bit of self reflection on how they got here as well.

Child 2 is at clip n climb with scouts and attended by his mum. Child one is fed and Xbox-ing & whatsapp-ing with his mates. I have washed up & poured myself a beer and an inordinately large whisky chaser & picked up a Pratchett to reread. Lovely.

Useful bookmark to save time on here. may even better worth having as a bio

It's all a bit shit out there in the world isn't it? Can everyone not just stop playing at being Mr cuntyballs for 2 mins

"If those bloody Ukrainians weren't deliberately and provocatively shooting down our poor Russian drones then we'd be able to just fly them directly from Russia to their Ukraine targets with no diversions over other airspace. It's Ukraine making us do this" is one hell of a ballsy line

Firstborn slot up for grabs to anyone who wants it- he's just broken the glass framed photo of me holding him as a baby and in the process scratched my super wide monitor for work. Through this act he's also managed to expose me to my own hypocrisy: I'm more miffed about the latter than the former.

The infinitely powerful Doc Manhattan growing sick of us all and just going for a wee sit and contemplate on mars sure feels like the most relatable panel in comic book history

You know when you're trying to do too much at once and do something stupid...yeah that. I just gave the cat my antihistamine after swallowing her antibiotic myself I'm not even in a rush this morning, just being dumb

Jesus Christ but there's some nonsense erupting out of idiots at the moment

Was off in the filing cabinet for some paperwork and stumbled on these again; the history of our house back to 1878 in paperwork. We're but the 11th owners in that time

Famed hellraisers Coldplay once had a party where it was reported there were dwarves wandering about with trays of cocaine on their heads. Don't worry though, it was at Chris' mum's house and it was just that her collection of gnomes were a little dusty.

Famed hellraisers Coldplay once threw a TV through a hotel room window. Don't worry though, the window was open, they were on the ground floor and it was a humorous inflatable prop.

Famed hellraisers Coldplay once drove a car into a parking space at the local swimming baths

We're approaching full doddsball era when we can start judging him and appropriately enough on the gelling front finally got a bit of a more coherent display and a win

In the grimdark of the Kazakh Steppe, there is only war

Just catching up with my bluesky discourse contributions for the day: we have Slovenian, Belgian, Dutch, Welsh and 2022 Wycombe Vs Sunderland Play off Final flags in our house. None have any curry on them. American culture brain on social media remains as tedious as ever

It's still August you bastards

Holy Fucking Christ Northumbria

The internet feature I most crave remains a "turn off the US" button.

People still wang on about the isolated Japanese troops fighting the second world war into the 50's & 60's, given this blows that out of the water I'm surprised it isn't a bigger story

We're getting a new freestanding larder fridge and so tried to see if I could find any reviews of a couple of models online. Internet of shite tells me the "cutlery rack at the top is really good and much easier to use than..." Jesus fucking Christ Google, I'm using a specific model number.

Little known fact but feyenoord used to shave orangutans to make them play football. While the practice has now ceased it was surprisingly effective not just for their goalies but with outfield players where the excessively long arms offered little benefits.

This is some wild stuff

"Despite starting the new league season with two defeats from two, Wycombe Wanderers head coach Mike Dodds is ‘super confident’ his side will ‘improve’ as the season goes on." With zero points on the board, unless things become historically bad, I think we can all hope improvement is on the cards

Can't really blame the Welsh for using their flag to pretend to the world that they're from Ljubljana. It's a touch more impressive than Merthyr Tydfil

I want to come back properly on this Economist piece that questions Britain's approach to net zero. It gets three things wrong imo: 1. Ignoring periods of v cheap renewable energy 2. Misdiagnosing the relative costs of renewables 3. Looking backwards, not forwards.

Today we visited the Church of the Tiny Spurting Cock and Balls in Rovinj Croatia. Dedicated to St Euphemism apparently

Faster than a speeding nugget, able to leap tall doings in a single mound... It's superbug

Please don't plug keyboards or other devices into random USB ports, ok?

"Reader funding means we can keep our website open, allowing as many people as possible to read quality journalism from around the world – especially people who live in places where the free press is in peril."

Made a big mistake of creating "a discourse" with one of my posts today. I'd give it 5 mins