Uncle Roger
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The Subtle Art of Dying Alone
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BIG CROCHET POST I taught myself how to crochet 2.5 years ago. Here's a bunch of stuff I've made.
#crochet
#yarn
#artsandcrafts
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Recently Wendyās replaced all of their dipping sauces. They no longer carry Sweet and Sour sauce. I will no longer be going to Wendyās.
about 7 hours ago
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They should make a prequel to ā28 Days Laterā called ā28 Days Earlierā where everything is fine.
about 9 hours ago
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What the fuck do you mean that āI contain multitudesā is originally from a Walt Whitman poem published in 1855?!
about 10 hours ago
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America may have its problems, but this cloudy sunset over an abandoned Walmart is not one of them.
about 14 hours ago
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lol no we wonāt.
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about 20 hours ago
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Since moving back in with my parents over the summer, I have effectively taken over their kitchen, and now every time my dad goes grocery shopping he brings home more and more meat so that I will cook dinner for him. Iām fine with this arrangement.
1 day ago
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Started rewatching Stranger Things from the beginning, and the shift in tone as the show went on is so funny. You could never have Erica, Derek, or even Murray in Season 1 without completely throwing off the vibe.
1 day ago
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I really wish content creators would resist the urge to make funny little skits the instant something terrible happens in the news.
1 day ago
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First supermoon of the year, and itās hiding behind the clouds.
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2 days ago
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I donāt even know who this person is, but this is how they greeted me, and there was absolutely zero follow up.
1 day ago
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We had a good run
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How fat do you think Sonic the Hedgehog would be if he didnāt do all that cardio?
2 days ago
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First supermoon of the year, and itās hiding behind the clouds.
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2 days ago
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Okay, 2026, letās do the thing.
2 days ago
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The main thing I like about Stranger Things is that wormholes are made out of flesh.
2 days ago
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Bluesky, choose my next book! Iām trying to finally go through all the stuff thatās been sitting on my shelf.
3 days ago
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Thinking about being happy this year. It would be a nice change.
3 days ago
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I did appreciate this little touch behind the concession stand.
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3 days ago
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Re-upping this for 2026.
3 days ago
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A Stranger Things video game would be kinda awesome ngl. 3rd person, running around, exploring other dimensions, acquiring powers, fighting demogorgons⦠Iād play the shit out of that.
4 days ago
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Okay, fine, Stranger Things was awesome. I will not be entertaining any haters at this time.
4 days ago
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At 9am. Weāre going at 9am. š
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4 days ago
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Happy new year. Floss your teeth.
4 days ago
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49 minutes to spare.
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4 days ago
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98 Degrees is probably the funniest boy band because who even was this guy?
4 days ago
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Various New Yearās circa 2005-2025 I contain multitudes.
5 days ago
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You donāt have to reflect on your year if you donāt want to. Tomorrow can just be another day.
5 days ago
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We should all start the year with some brand new underpants.
5 days ago
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The general consensus among my people is that next year is 2016, and that is exactly how I plan to live.
5 days ago
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A burrito saved my life today.
6 days ago
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When you arrive before everyone and have to start drinking alone. š
6 days ago
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Heading into the city today to get drunk in the middle of a Tuesday afternoon. āŗļø
6 days ago
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Iām not impressive enough. I need a new talent that I can show off.
6 days ago
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Attempting to be big.
6 days ago
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This seems illegal.
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6 days ago
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I need to discover some new bands in 2026. Or I need all the bands I already like to come out with new albums. Yeah, that one is way better.
6 days ago
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I really need these college kids to go back to school. They are ruining the gym.
6 days ago
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Billionaires should not exist, but also, what took her so long?
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7 days ago
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Youāre actually allowed to do stuff the week between Christmas and New Years. You donāt have to treat it like a weird void where nothing gets accomplished.
8 days ago
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Floss your teeth, dingus.
8 days ago
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Why would I say that
8 days ago
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This is objectively one of the funniest things anyone has ever messaged me.
8 days ago
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Some kind of man.
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9 days ago
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They set up a new powerlifting room, but all the weights are in kilograms, so I have to do extra gym math. I also havenāt benched since September because my joints were on fire. Really trying to be injury-free in 2026.
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9 days ago
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Yeah, no, I think Iām gonna one of those assholes who watches the Stranger Things finale at the movie theater.
9 days ago
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Who doesnāt love a humid, muggy Christmas?
11 days ago
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Argon Dreamcast Evangelion
11 days ago
They call it the yule log because yule log onto bluesky dot com to wish everyone a merry Christmas
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Itās. So. Cute.
#crochet
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11 days ago
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Passing my Christmas stocking around like itās a church collection plate. Feel free to stuff it full of cash.
11 days ago
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I fear Iām in my ācute shitā era.
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