The same day Alex Pretti was murdered, Apple CEO Tim Cook, pictured here smiling with notorious sex pest and accused rapist Brett Ratner, enjoyed a gala screening of BRIBE: The Movie at the White House. Think Different, kids.

"The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they’re the ones who are alone."

A phrase that was everywhere and now is rarely seen even though it's never been more true, "wingnut welfare"

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: “It has come to my attention that I, Brad Finstad, somehow represent Minnesota in Congress but need to be retired WITH PREJUDICE.”

Why do Reform UK members lie so much? Watch: Suella Braverman laments Tory MPs joining Reform before her own defection

Extra great when you remember Jaguar-Land Rover is owned by... Tata, an Indian company!

I think I’ve solved the mystery of why some people who get booted out of boozers are a national emergency, and others are not at all

Again: the job of most the British press is to recruit useful wingnut cranks and use them to promote the crackpot causes both the papers and the cranks hold dear.

Hmm i wonder if there’s anything in particular reform voters don’t particularly like about the latest defection

Theres the internet and then there’s the internet in the UK and the DPRK

Ok sure our weapons use is different but raids are extremely violent. If Reform win the next GE then we absolutely will see enforcement that is even more ramped up and violent. And they're already dictating the agenda through Labour so let's see how much further Mahmood herself will go.

Occasional reminder the us secretary of war has this tattooed on his chest

So basically we have a solid center left majority under PR, or a knife edge possibility of hard right government under FPTP. The country really can't afford the luxury of political parties' vanity when it comes to electoral pacts.

If you’re thinking of blaming your hateful antisemitism on a mental health diagnosis, get in the fucking sea. I have a long list of them and yet I manage to love everyone.

Pointing out again how weird it is you can shutdown the country but you can’t get rid of a leader

got the live bovino reaction shot

I'd say he's going to diminish and go into the west but there's no room to diminish

Turnberry Wind Farm lfg

say what you like about Saruman but at least he was a YIMBY

Pulled out of MN so hard I think the Taliban control it now

Weird that hiring away a few checked-out Tory alcoholics from British dailies and emphasizing op eds about Why Your Boss Deserves A Tax Cut didn't deliver better results but what can you do? What, at the end of the day, can you do?

Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."

They should find a billionaire buyer

we really need that max headroom hacker rn

Honestly if you haven't watched hours upon hours of Stockton Rush talking you have no idea what a modern US c-suite or .gov is like.

Pedro Pascal is too old to appear in any more Star Wars series. He's reached the mandalorian retirement age.

I can hear a clock striking thirteen

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The word is on the street. She has failed the dear leader.

I joined the local litter picking group and honestly it's about 45 women and 3 men and I can't get over the symbolism of so many women picking up other people's mess.

The UN's migration agency says hundreds of migrants may be missing or dead following reports of multiple shipwrecks in the Mediterranean Sea in the past 10 days – including 104 missing since Jan 23. Severe weather is hampering search and rescue. u.afp.com/SBDg

these are the people I worry about when I bring up ruby ridge or OKC

"Nobody in the White House, including President Trump" wat

It's very funny to me that the notoriously tiny fascist Bovino only has a made-up "Commander at Large" job title, whereas boiled ham impersonator Homan is a czar.

nerd fact of the day you can tell the difference between Hubble and JWST images by the number of JJ Abrams-flares a star has, 4 for Hubble and 6 for JWST, due to the different mirrors used (hubble:)

Holy cow they’ve lost Mumm-Ra

"take her to the gravel pit"

Got that Las Vegas cold

Given the power and interconnectedness of FIFA and national football organisations I really didn't think there was a chance in hell of any kind of large scale boycott, "peace prize" etc, so this is interesting.

"Facebook is a carrier", discuss

Just repeating stuff he has read in the Observer

🚨 This should alarm everyone. The #UK has lost measles elimination status — not because vaccines failed, but because vaccination rates fell. The US is on track to lose it too. #Measles is highly contagious, dangerous, and vaccine-preventable. www.bbc.com/news/article...

The coke thing is a good watch, he has to find a substitute for de-cocainised coca leaf www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDkH...

Thank you, disgraced former doctor Andrew Wakefield www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Last-person-he-spoke-to-itis

She has the same smile I'd have if someone paid me $40m to make a shitty film about my life nobody would ever see

When Vance said those agents in the restaurant were "doxed" I'm pretty sure he meant just recognised as being ICE agents.