If you email me at 9:20 to ask for a same day meeting and I respond at 9:24 that I am open at noon… wouldn’t you email back? Because it’s 11:30 and it’s crickets.

I’d hate to meet this guy in a dark alley.

A Friday with no meetings? There goes my attention span!

A Reece’s Peanut Butter Season Shape but there’s crisped rice in the chocolate like a Crunch bar.

Do you think you could go a whole day using only Wicked Collab food and items?

How do you guys deal with it getting dark so early. My body is so trained to get sleepy as soon as the sun goes down!

Am I a maximalist? Yes. But I’m not an over consumer. My house is full of trinkets from adventures and inheritances and legos. I’m just grumpy today.

Apparently they’re glass. Can’t wait to see them at the thrift in a few months.

Getting my Brit on today. A call with @bigbuttgeek.bsky.social? Drag Race UK? AND TASKMASTER?!

Do you ever had one of those days where you spend the whole day trying to discern whether something was real or if you had a hyper vivid dream about it. Like I keep forgetting that I didn’t move to a leaky condo in Miami during the hurricane it was a dream

Excited to see those Stabucks Bear cups melt in your dishwashers.

Hope your Thong Thursday is extra cheeky.

Also in “All is Fair” they called Glenn’s character Cruella! I liiiiivvveeeee!

Ok. All of my commercials for “All’s Fair” have been for Botox. Are they calling me old and ugly?!

I love deep cuts like this, like how the mom from “Hocus Pocus” (1993) was dressed as Madonna again in Netflix’s “Nobody Wants This” (2025)

I don’t know if anyone is watching CBS’s DMV, but in the pilot someone ask’s Tim Meadow’s character if they used to be an English teacher. Guess what subject he taught in Mean Girls (2004)?

Muskules in Motion.

A miss piggy movie written by Cole Escola?!

😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎

It’s nice to wake up to good news for the first time in a long time. Keep pushing!

Day three of daylight savings and I’m Immediately asleep on my sofa at 5:30pm.

Ok #AllIsFair has perfect casting. Main, secondary and guests. It’s a gay millennials fever dream so far. Check back in at episode 5.

Time to log out of work and log in to the Murphyverse

More Bounce for the Ounce is right. Send this to your friend with blue balls.

This man at my gym constantly complaining to me about needing to get down to 6% when I’m twice his weight is diabolical. He’s at 8%. EIGHT PERCENT

Update they were angry dreams. :/

Ok let’s get this sleep schedule fixed. Time to exhaustively run through some dreams.

I would go on a date with the other property brother.

Someone on my floor is making ginger soy something for dinner and I’m pissed they didn’t invite me!

It’s a new day in the workout room.

Let’s be honest. The first day of daylight savings sucks balls.

A cemetery can be a park but a park should not be a cemetery.

AHS 13 is in the works?! deadline.com/gallery/amer...

I treated myself to a solo trip to the traveling show “the Balloon Museum” that opened today in Chicago! This room looks like it’s AI in reverse but it’s notttttt!

You’re not divorced, you’re certified pre owned.

I might love decorating for holidays early. But there’s nothing I like more than taking down decorations immediately after the holiday.

Time for sexy thanksgiving pics.

I love seeing what fandom costumes gay dudes end up making out on Halloween. What do you mean sexy beanie baby is eating gi joe’s ass?

Doing my favorite dorky Halloween ritual and watching Haunted Mansion MK, Mystic Manor and Phantom Manor ride through.

I hate g@y Halloween… what do you mean you’re a sexy Lourve robber?!

I love how unserious daytime tv is on Halloween.

My bipolar mania is managed now, but damn did I make good costumes. #Bulgasaur

A hyper specific 2 hour YouTube documentary could heal me.

Being a pre Glee gay vs post Glee gay is wildly different.

Elvira is the guest on today’s Trixie Mattel podcast, it’s a great listen highly recommend for spooky week. youtu.be/SqbkYQ9gJLI?...

Nothing gets gets me week like a 2000’s pop punk band dining a dance remix.

Time to listen to GBBO and build lego.

Your porn name is the last thing you ate and the color of your underwear Cottage Cheese Hot Pink

Do you think it’s haunted?!

Rumors are saying I’m the obese beast of chicago.