Found that Gh0sts Aüs is bootlegged on Dáily M0ti0n so there goes my day! I love Australian tv.

Deep thoughts during Sunday chores. What makes pink lemonade pink?

Apparently you need an $100’m streaming sub and we won’t be doing that. No Emmy’s for you.

Is anyone else confused on where to stream watch drag race this season?!

Holiday weeks always have me lost in the space time continuum. What do you mean it’s already Friday?!

I don’t know who put in this work order for Snow but I did not sign off on it.

I don’t know about you. But I can’t stop muttering Hollander in a bad Russian accent despite it being my background.

Ok. Fog

The worst part about Heated Rivalry is my type is that douchy dick bag

Jerking off after 3 days at home is real epic.

Ok back home from X, M, A, S. All unpacked and ready to binge gay tv in my 85° apartment because it’s hot out for Dec.

Hi friends. Just checking in here. I’ve been going through a bad December so I’m been staying away from social media for a bit. I love you and talk to you soon 💖

My mom was like oh you can bake cookies here we have 4lbs of butter?! FOUR POUNDS?! I only need two sticks.

Based on the number of emails I got from overseas vendors last night, everyone took the day off.

It’s weird to get call from a dead friends sister who was told to call me of their passing.

I need everyone to put on extra beard balm tonight in honor of our boy Lyndon passing over. 💖💖💖

Man that strangers things Xmas promo is intense.

This cold weather really has whopped my ass this year. I feel like that truck of final destination logs has ran me over.

Looking for more tv. Does I love la resonate with non-la types?

You know pee timer for movies? We need a jerk off timer for heated rivalry.

It’s hard to watch a funeral from a distance bros. 🥲😫

The hardest part of watching #HeatedRivalry is accounting for the extra 8 minutes to jerk off.

Isn’t it weird my anti seizure medication instead gives me an essential tremor. So instead of shaking a lot occasionally I get to shake a little, most of time. Ha!

Ok Chicago - the sun is out! Please take some enrichment time to bask in its light like a dog.

Who ever decorated the #slaycation house had a thing for lamps. How many table and floor lamps can one house have?

Why am I crying at a stupid hockey show. I don’t even know the points system.

Omg god do I have to explain my gay sex inadequacies compared to a fucking hockey show now?! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

I am glad I do enough thrusts and abducters to have a unnaturally perky ass for my size just like Heated Rivalry.

It’s over for you now that I finally got my woebeohmahx working.

Im Hardee’s Apollo 13 pogs kinda old.

Thbe worst part of Heated Rivalry is knowing that dickbad assholes are your type.

I finally got access to Heated Rivarly so if anyone needs me I will be gooning for the rest of the day.

We should all go outside and huff playdough.

Which person in my family is the professional theatrical lighting designer?

I got frustrated and had to throw this all away.

My sleep app added an option to snore track and I love that a choir came to sing to me and also a horse brought me magical coins.

Who else is fighting the ribbons?

YES GURLS! We love YOU! I love Charm Daze and her girls.

Is having a really bad bipolar episode. Send memes.

Sorting big packages is a full time job.

I was safe. Someone brought store cookies so I am worried for them.

Merry all your apps suddenly have to change style week.

Headed to a cookie party hoping my persecutor survives.

How am I 40 and still bad at wrapping gifts.

I need Target Hot Santa & Hot Hamburglar to kiss. For science.

I know I am very critical of underwear r swimwear. But straight to bussy jail.

Concept: You won all the gym badges so now every pokemon of any level has to obey your commands. USE BULK UP! subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver

Who approved it to snow again?!

My biggest struggle is people not knowing I was an original thong influencer. I had tumblr articles for Triopos, Muscleskins and N2N!

I’m not watching that hockey show because I know I would hate myself even more.