Let’s not forget that this man the second laziest person in the whole of the EU parliament. FACT.

We have been dodging showers all afternoon but you can’t tell from this.

Starmer isn’t in the Epstein files. He appointed someone widely considered the best person for the job BECAUSE Trump has chosen to surround himself with people in Epstein’s nasty orbit, not in spite of it. It was naive but should not be a resigning offence.

Boom

Celebrating his last day as a 43 year old.

Fuck. If you put Istanbul (top 3 visited cities on the planet) into Google and click the videos tab… we are SECOND 🙃

Malta weather update: Having to wear the hat that was purchased in Istanbul when it was snowing 🙃

New episode is live. Come with us to Valletta, Malta, Europe’s smallest capital. It’s a beautiful place, but it was built for war, a fortress city from the start. Find out why we love it so much, and why it feels almost miraculous. youtu.be/bF5ul7hyiC0

Valletta is one of our absolute favourites so we enjoyed finding out more about this tiny but incredible city. Live now: bsky.app/profile/floa...

A nice afternoon on the cliffs.

New specs. I needed something called ‘office lenses’ apparently.

It seems to be a very real possibility that Epstein might bring down the UK Prime Minister but not the American President. How very depressing.

It would be lovely if the [latest] Mandelson scandal was the thing that started the conversation about getting rid of the House of Lords altogether.

It’s not often you see a sandy beach in Malta, but this one is lovely.

This is exactly how I feel Farage exists in politics because of these people. Brexit happened because of these people. Trump terrorising the world because of these people. They broke everything on purpose, and we’re supposed to carry on like they didn’t, and because it’s dressed up as ‘democracy’

Everyone in the UK needs to see this email before it is too late.

Ready for cocktails in Portomasso

I am soldiering on.

JK Rowling ‘protecting’ women and girls again.

Still love it.

If you’re an Agatha Christie fan, you’ll enjoy this… bsky.app/profile/floa...

This theatre is glorious.

Mother’s on the Campari spritzes.

You can’t tell, but it’s windy AF here.

Liz Truss waiting patiently by her phone for Reform to ring, not realising it's actually a penguin biscuit

I’ve just purchased a bottle of Henderson’s relish in Malta. I can’t even find it in Staffordshire usually.

Our Istanbul film is live. Put the kettle on, stick it on the telly, and come for a walk with us. Watch us become enchanted by this city before your eyes… youtu.be/Xz6NiRiC3UI

We’ve been out in a boat today and I had to put factor 30 on my bald head. Bloody love this island 🇲🇹💙

Good morning 🇲🇹

Watch us fall in love with a city we didn’t expect to like in real time.

We’ve been filming in Valletta today. It’s going to be a good one.

I love that these are labeled as both ‘tapas’ and ‘aperitivo’ but are in fact… pork scratchings. Makes you feel a bit fancy as you crunch your way thought them. Tagging @keriwarbis.bsky.social because she is a connoisseur.

It’s fucking embarrassing that this man is given a platform to spout this nonsense.

Remember the Soviet joke about a man who always goes to look at the papers but never buys one. The news agent asks him what he's looking for and he says, "An obituary" and the news agent points out that they're always in the back section. "This one won't be".

This speech is longer than Rachel's letter to Ross.

We're all laughing at him mixing up Greenland and Iceland, but he's only doing it because taking Iceland next is what they were discussing on the plane over.

Does he think they use dollars in France?

Someone in Ukraine just commented on one of our videos to say that even though they were having power and heating issues they were still managing to watch us. And now I am an emotional wreck.

What’s next? Hiring psychics to predict crimes before they happen and arresting the culprits for ‘precrimes?’

DUTCH WARN TULIP BOOM COULD FALTER WITHOUT WIDER ADOPTION

Well, that was a rough night for Malta. 100kmph winds and trees down all over the place.

This opens up wider questions about how far the UK and Canada in the 5 eyes intel sharing framework as well as other former allies of the United States can still provide the Americans with any sensitive intelligence information at all

Whoop! Time for a spritz! (At no point did we expect to get to this after six(ish) months).

Ar Di

It was be a lovely irony if Farage’s mate Trump was the reason the UK rejoined the EU.

If Europe and the rest of NATO just decided to close all US bases that were in their individual countries, the USA would cease to be a global power overnight.

More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump’s attempt to take Greenland. They say they will provide Californians with “rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries.”

It’s time to remove the US army bases from the UK.

The face of someone who hasn’t had a Campari spritz in 7 weeks, has just ordered one and discovered they are 2 for 1.

I’ve just had my first bacon sandwich after almost 2 months in Türkïye. Maltese bread and Lurpak also featured. It was incredible.