The company from whom I purchase my disposable syringes for filling bottles has inexplicably begun adding a cap to the syringe, which has led to much ridiculousness as I have tried to use it with the cap on. Surprise! 🤦🏻‍♀️

It doesn't match the shop's color scheme but I waaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnttttt it I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddd it

My friend and her dog were traveling and when they got to their destination, she was sleeping on an air mattress, which Atlas decided was for him. Hilarity ensued, and now every time I'm stressed out I look at these and cackle. Enjoy. (Poor Atlas lol)

Can confirm

sorry I seem distracted just have to keep checking my phone to see if one of my freedoms is being arbitrarily taken away

I guess I just underestimated how much of your time as a small business owner is spent painting. Painting new white over old white is making me slowly lose my mind haha.

This new shop has the same feel that my first store in Seattle had. It's tiny and cute, and historic downtown Parkville is ridiculously cute. I hope this isn't asking for it, but I think I'm gonna love it here.

I guess I just underestimated how much of your time as a small business owner is spent painting. Painting new white over old white is making me slowly lose my mind haha.

On the way into the shop today this man in a sprinter van got VERY mad that I brake-checked him while he was right on my bumper angry about me passing him earlier, and all I could think about was how he would not last a minute on I-25 in New Mexico.

People who can read.

Happy Mother's Day

This hit me so hard this week.

Haha this is the best

If you're seeing this skeet an old photo of yourself you still love

Happy birthday to my hero, John Brown. Gonna go fuck with some racists in his honor.

Look at me, over here crying! I had to call a client about her order, and she called me back instead of texting just so she could tell me how much she loves my products and how she recommends me to everyone. And THEN, a different client left this note on her order:

Made 32 oz of my burn relief lotion just now, and 3 orders later, I'm sold out again. I guess when I sent this photo with the story of how it helped me heal that burn, it made an impression. Gotta go make some more haha

Coronorary slow flow (CSF) "prevalence is significantly higher in patients with a history of COVID-19, suggesting persistent microvascular impairment" #LongCovid www.frontiersin.org/journals/car...

Shoulda put John Brown in charge

Folks, I totally understand why people are freaking out, but hantavirus is not gonna become another pandemic.

The Iranians are so good at this

and yes, a respected colleague calculated the intensity of the on-stage storm because that’s what heroes do.

This, combined with "vice signaling" (taking pride in antisocial behavior) has given us the reign of the Stupid Asshole, something most people are against, but can only be remedied if we're not too polite to talk about it

Monkey Face Orchid (Dracula simia), Quito, Ecuador. The flower's unique pattern is formed by its lip, column, and petals, which arrange themselves to look like a monkey's face. The flowers smell similar to a ripe orange #monkey #face #orchid #ecuador #greenhouse #flower #bloomscrolling #nature

Cake is so good. A+ invention. Good job on that one, humans

If I had a nickel for every time I have personally witnessed a gay man be a misogynist, I'd be filthy fucking rich.

dont be fans of politicians, even the "good ones"

Look, I have a mother with brain damage from being prescribed xanax for 40 years, and I have a PhD in biochem/biophys, and so I know that these drugs are not great, but you know what? THEY ALSO HELP A FUCKTON OF PEOPLE. If somebody needs Wellbutrin or whatever to function, let them have it ffs!

THIS THIS THIS

i am tired of having to listen to dumb assholes just because they have a lot of money

Read it. All of it.

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I have a groundhog living in my yard! I was too slow to get a photo, but he's so cute!

Fun fact: it appears that bird flu from wild birds is way more fatal than getting it from cows, and it is currently raging in bird populations. A girl can dream

sure hope he didn't accidentally go to Mount Sinai Total Landscaping

I’ve got no qualms with money. It’s a tool though. With infinite applications. It would be weird to just… take all the screwdrivers. If twelve people kept all the screwdrivers we’d rightfully call them monsters. If they then pointed all their screwdrivers at us, we’d rightfully want their blood.

You're paying $8 for gas but thank god those seven trans athletes can no longer play sports and you can say "r*tard" again!

I'm dangerously close to a meltdown every day now cause I'm doing too much, so this week I started playing Tetris whenever I felt overwhelmed. I didn't realize I am '117 levels in 3 days' overwhelmed haha.

I mean... 🤷🏻‍♀️

Happy May Day. They can’t kill us all.

Me: I need some lettuce for sandwiches, lemme stop and grab some at the store. The store: LETTUCE YOU SAY?! WE HAVE LETTUCE, BABY!

What the fuckshit did I just read? I need to bleach my brain now

I also believe male Geminis should go to hell

It's cool, you don't need to add any packing material to this box containing GLASS jars with an aluminum shell that you charge $3/unit for, thanks US Plastic. Then they act all pearl-clutchy when they get an angry call from me. I go through this with like 20 suppliers, it's crazy-making.

Just piss off, whydontcha

you may be stupid but you'll never be "cheated on megan thee stallion" stupid. always remember that

Folks, we have reached the 'it's gay to look in a mirror' part of the simulation

Women should go back to traditional roles such as wise crone, feared town witch, siren who lures men to their doom…

I’m at the fascist takeover, I’m at the end times grift, I’m at the combination fascist takeover and end times grift