Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon

I went to the doctor because I couldn't stop singing happy pop songs. "Sounds like Taylor Swift Syndrome" said the doctor "I'm going to prescribe you some sad rock music" "Placebo?" I asked. "No" he said "it's the Cure"

1st edition Twilight:2000.

Centipedes are older than trees. Centipedes are older than Polaris. Centipedes have made two circles around the Milky Way.

Oh hey, I'm in this! Try Fantastical Field Studies and go do magic geometry with a frog!

If you see this post a monster

Being one of a whole bunch of kids singing along to the Ducktales theme

I got to sit down with Colin from @therollreportcast.bsky.social to talk about the changes to clerics in the 2024 rules and the Book of Divine Initiations. You can check out the podcast here: open.spotify.com/episode/2c3d...

Do. Not. Disturb. The. Mysterious. Ancient. Rune-inscribed. Skull-adorned. Ring. Found. In. The. Idyllic. Countryside. Seriously, there's a whole book about this. And movies. Long ones!

Ever thought "I wish there was a 5e book that featured both UNICORN RODEO *and* DOLPHIN RACING"? Then boy howdy do I have a product for you!

I am incredibly proud of Book of Divine Initiations. The team did an absolutely incredible job writing it and I already have plans to incorporate a number of the tasks into my Waterdeep campaign as side quests. www.dmsguild.com/pro...

Azzy's Lolth Temple includes a table where you can roll for a random "Trial by Combat" Which, real talk, is a pretty useful thing to have in a Drow heavy campaign.

Homeopathic approach to Socialism, a perverse belief that if you dilute left wing values even further it'll be better.

Matthew wrote the temples to Cyric and the Red Kinght and both are a ton of fun. I particularly enjoyed the absolute chaos of Cyric’s tasks, like breaking someone out of prison or killing someone in any leadership position.

I contributed to this, and lemme say there's some great stuff in here from some very talented writers! DEFEND THE INNOCENT at a Temple of Tyr! SEEK BLOODY REVENGE on the enemies of Umberlee DO IMPORTANT ADMINISTRATIVE PAPERWORK at a Library of Jergal!

I wrote one of these! Check it out for some solo adventures on the High Seas!

The new #UnboundZine is here! Set your table for ✨️one✨️ and grab three unique solo games, including one #Dragonbane scenario. Unbound Zine is an indie publication where creators get an equal revenue share. Your support helps us directly. #ttrpg #indiegames www.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/5...

Perpetual mood

how to use civility to stop the borg

Full comic here: smbc-comics.com/comic/strong-3

I made a graph that measures the realism of #AirBud Movies against how good those films are. There is a negative correlation between Dog Realism and viewer rating. (reasoning for 'realism rankings' available on request, although I can't fathom why someone would request that)

This is a very specific intersection of my interests and it's comedy fucking gold.

David Lynch shot it down from heaven 💫

The Venn diagram of HHGTTG fans and Baseball fans is probably quite small but those people must be some of the happiest folks on earth.

Reshare with some blue! #Warhammer #WarhammerCommunity #LOTR #Oldhammer #Miniaturepainting

I've got a rude joke I heard from Oedipus Rex. He doesn't like telling it because he kisses his mother with that mouth.

Gonna be here more due to the end of twitter's block. On a totally unrelated note, here is my one page RPG "Bold New Direction", where you play as a CEO making baffling business decisions that only you are brave enough to understand. social-scifi.itch.io/bold-new-dir...

it's may day, baby

Any and all RPGs can be improved by the addition of a Saga Mackenzie Map.

Faces of the Cage - a Planescape Anthology introducing 16 NPCs and their haunts in Sigil, the City of Doors. Coming soon to DMsGuild!

Before you say something mean about Henry Kissinger, take a breath and see if you can think of something meaner

Unbound's third issue is out, and it's all about Tarot!! Grab some great content for worldbuilding, rules lite play, Thirsty Sword Lesbians, and CY_BORG. Go check it out!! www.drivethrurpg.com/product/4602...

I’m in this extremely cool zine trying to convince you to build an in-world tarot deck for your homebrew TTRPG settings! preview.drivethrurpg.com/en/product/4...

I guess I'm on bsky now! Hurray!