From the “not proving what you think it’s proving” files

Lol you guys gonna get three hours of Ice Ice Baby and that one song from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie.

Seeing this UFC octagon being constructed at the White House and it occurs to me that we truly are living in Idiocracy now.

This is exactly my kind of insane movie premise.

Galatians 3:28, bitchface

Make them all eat this shit sandwich

Guys you just went to Austin and found a Democrat who hate-voted against Paxton in the primary lol

*Me casually wondering if a certain pro-life writer is still on that other site blaming the doctors for the mess she helped create*

The robots are trying to get on his good side

Not me, an agnostic ex-Catholic, texting papal encyclicals to my non-Catholic friends before noon.

In fact there are a lot of concepts that you can’t throw at the enemy - happiness, melancholy, green. None of these can be thrown at the enemy. Only throw nouns at the enemy.

Boom

If there’s one category of post I’ve become exhausted with it’s the “finally there will surely be some consequences now” posts

Reconstruction 2.0

My response to people who say that this issue is why Democrats lost is usually to point out that, yeah, when you cede the battlefield to your opponent you usually lose.

Like…what is going on here?

This reminds me of the Parks and Rec episode where Bobby Newport is asked for his thoughts on abortion and he says “I just want everybody to have a good time”.

Feels like you might need to have some knowledge about what could actually make your product good then

Feels like they grabbed this from that new 4K restoration of The Devils

Uh oh look out

Don’t drink that juice, people. Bad for your health.

Boy I dunno about this lol

Cool that we have a president who starts a sentence and forgets what it’s about before he gets to the end of the sentence

Just quoting St. Augustine directly now I guess

It’s like they fucked up the whole Picture of Dorian Gray thing

*me with Sorcerer*

“Is it actually moral to pay my taxes now” seems like a live question on the table at this point

Hope that shit sandwich tastes good, Bill

Are we sure those aren’t locusts?

“A real hit on Jesus” is amazing

Left bros on twitter replying to him with pics from Salò was kind of a red flag imo

Fascinating to see Republicans turn on a dime from running for years on “the vibes are bad and that’s the most important thing” to “you know what fuck vibes”.

Great piece. And I would add to the tactical victories that have been achieved by non-violence the fact that we were told that the brutality of ICE was coming to my backyard (Springfield, OH) and that hasn’t happened yet.

Honestly printers are the fucking worst these days. You need to “validate” the new cartridge I just installed? Fuck all the way off.

Hell yes

I repeat myself - the best thing we could do for Democrats now is lock them out of social media for the next three years or whatever. Just vote in every election and watch cool movies in between. That’s the entire plan.

That’s right

I’m old enough to remember when the Republican position was that government shouldn’t be deciding if you make too much money.

Truth is that many U.S. Catholics agree with Trump, I’m sorry to say

So The Mandalorian is basically The A-Team in space right?

I guess we haven’t heard much from Stephen Miller lately because he’s been working on his t-shirt design business.

Ted Turner: “I will make a tv network that shows nothing but cool classic movies.” Today’s billionaires: “I will build a moon base and populate it with my test tube offspring.” RIP, man.

I’m sure people will have a lot to say about Ted Turner and his legacy but just remember that the shittiest thing he ever did was colorizing Casablanca.

*me during Criterion sales*

Hell yes

Ready for a wild ass Rumspringa

I say again that it is one of the biggest travesties of this administration that this fucking worm-brained goblin is in charge of telling us what’s healthy.

I dunno man seems like once you start firing the cease fire is over.

Lol found the “Gamergate to trad priest” pipeline

Democratic Victory Plan 1. Log the fuck off 2. Watch cool movies 3. Vote in every election