Fetterman is genuinely one of the most useless shitheads in Congress.

This was posted on Twitter so I assume the first comment is “fuck off jew loving wokester” or something

Not me getting ready for the upcoming Criterion flash sale by finding some Iranian directors to check out

Not in Arkansas

Legit one of the most gratifying minutes in any recent movie

I swear that head is getting pointier.

Personally I prefer my art to read like a policy paper that some think tank came up with

If you didn't catch the names in PTA's speech, the 1975 Best Picture nominees are Barry Lyndon, Dog Day Afternoon, Jaws, Nashville, and One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. There are no skips; there is no wrong place to start. They will make you love American movies anew, and demand the best from them.

Counterpoint: it had a fantastic night and if this were true it wouldn’t have

Man racism is real black actors gotta play two characters in one movie to win an Oscar

Thanks, random Pfizer commercial, for reminding me how much I hate seeing illness framed as a battle

I like how thirty minutes ago this would be like nanny state bullshit that Republicans would hate and now they’re desperate for it to be seen as badass.

Yeeesssssssssssss

Lol every Taylor Sheridan series is like “damn how are *these* white people going to lose their status?????”

Yes I’ll probably see Flanagan’s Exorcist. But I’d rather we didn’t just keep rehashing old properties. I’m not proud of myself. I’m just a mark for that shit.

“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”

Unmatched badass

Sounds like what you say when you don’t know what the objectives are.

Wait I just realized that we just need to reenact Fitzcarraldo with oil tankers a whole bunch of times. Have they thought of that???

Sure do love the once a week “your data may have been compromised” emails / letters from whoever

Democrats “let the obvious and predictable consequences of Republican policies actually happen” challenge.

I love it when the anti-cancel culture people talk about the marketplace of ideas because…what happens when a pizza place sells shitty pizza? They go out of business! “Cancel culture” is a properly functioning marketplace of ideas. Assholes with shitty ideas should go out of business!

Well mine go back and forth between stubbornly asserting their independence by ignoring me completely and then demanding that I stuff them with unearned treats multiple times a day. So yeah basically this tracks.

Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond

The fuck kind of a name is Markwayne anyway? Pick a fucking lane.

Oh cool he’s replacing Noem

Americans are buying too many gas. You just need like one or two gas but people are buying a dozen gas or even more. You just need one or two.

Think we need to know what constitutes success first

Cormac McCarthy is right there waiting for you guys! You could get through 90% of his work and never even see a female character!

Jesus be like “I got on the cross for this shit?”

“War is ugly. I don’t know why I’m saying that right now since this clearly isn’t a war. So that really isn’t relevant information.”

How I arrived on Bluesky

Sounds like a good reason to evacuate them before you attack rather than after but wtf do I know

Guess it shouldn’t seem remarkable to me that these abject morons are the only people they can find to defend their dumb shit but it still sort of does.

Sooooo…Israel attacking Iran would make Iran attack us and therefore we had to attack Iran…

Hang on let them cook

Ten years ago this idiot fuckstick was getting his ass kicked by South Florida and now he’s making light of six American soldiers killed in combat. Fucking asshole.

I’m not a military strategist by any means but is there anything to the idea that you can’t kill an idea by blowing up a building?

cc @jessicashortall.bsky.social

So this is the War Against Thought Crime? With the objective of obliterating these thoughts? Seems difficult.

I’ve always been impressed by “god gave us this war as a punishment for slavery” as just being absolutely metal.

I would like to believe that this level of chaos and turmoil would put Republicans out of power for a generation but the truth is we will be lucky to get four years.