Happy Mother’s Day!

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It’s funny how they say they’re under constant threat of political violence from the left, but had minimal security at this event, as though they weren’t concerned at all.

They’ve spent years building their brand on chaos and conspiracy. They’ve allowed gun violence, political and otherwise, to run rampant. Even if this attack was genuine it won’t matter. Dr. Frankenstein has officially lost control of his monster, and it will eat him alive.

It’s sad commentary on American life that I heard shots were fired during the White House Correspondents’ Dinner and the president was evacuated and had almost no reaction.

Living for Christmas youtu.be/k8pojP8KDnc?...

Fun stuff coming youtu.be/YXSzInyFFXQ?...

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room. The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction. The Health guy collects raccoon dicks. It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

Saying you support Trump because you’re a Christian is like saying you eat steak because you’re a vegetarian.

Waiting for someone to slice a knife through JD Vance revealing that he is, in fact, cake.

Nothing to see here, folks. Just a top FEMA official who believes God teleported him to breakfast at a Waffle House. apple.news/AZcOTcRwpQzG...

Two out of two popes disagree. ☠️ “According to the Amazon description, the book "reveals how Vance regained his faith and discusses his conversion to Catholicism, how his faith guides his work in public life, and how it shapes his thoughts about the future."”

News from the water is wet files. 🙄 apple.news/A06wBVv0GSDO...

“Louisiana landed at No. 1, which is a title no state tourism board wants. ” ☹️ Excerpt From “The 10 Most Stressed States in America Right Now, Ranked” Ashley Fike VICE apple.news/A6dsUKS7KTdW... This material may be protected by copyright.

John Fetterman can really go fuck himself.

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Congrats to Michael B Jordan on his win for the two best performances of the year! ♥️

Reason to live a few more months youtu.be/FV8Pf-Z-psE?...

““This technology disrupts humanity’s train—largely Democratic voters—and makes their economic power less.” 👀 Excerpt From “Palantir CEO Makes Shocking Confession on Disrupting Democratic Power” The New Republic apple.news/ABQlD-2KNRNe... This material may be protected by copyright.

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Make no mistake. Trump thinks having the power to send people to war is cool. He gets off on it. He’ll put boots on the ground just because he can. Human lives mean nothing to him.

I guess Trump IS the guy you vote for if your intention is to initiate an apocalypse.

I’m a sick old man rotting from the inside out. I’m worried I won’t get into heaven when I die. So, I’m going to create a fascist hellscape in my country and wreck its economy. Then I’ll set the world on fire. Do you like my drapes? They’re gold.

So, we’re just starting a war in the middle east because King Piggy believes it’ll improve his party’s reelection prospects. At a time when our security and intelligence apparatus are at their weakest, we’re going to ignite “epic fury” against our country. Neat. 🫠

Please excuse me while I engage in the longest, slowest eye roll in the history of eye rolls. 🙄 apple.news/AqCB9Vme_Qyi...

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It seems like every dystopian work of fiction I’ve ever read or seen is coming true. All of them. At once.

Many Caturday blessings

She’s making it happen, y’all. @jasmineforus.bsky.social is activating non-voters just like she said she would. “55% of the people that showed up on day one don’t normally vote in a primary. In fact, 20% of those voters were first-time voters.” 💥

Les Wexner’s attorney:

He’s releasing the alien files because Obama said aliens. He has got to be the most petty, insecure little man baby to have ever held office in this country. youtube.com/shorts/RmiGA...

Time to eat the rich. youtu.be/gsrAWydJAb0?...

Not sure who needs to hear this but the voter fraud rate is a mere 0.000003%. Anyone telling you otherwise is making shit up so they can take away your right to vote.

Have you heard? There’s a new bill that makes it harder for millions of eligible Americans to vote. Join me and @standupamerica.bsky.social in urging Congress to vote NO on the SAVE Act: act.standupamerica.com/letters/no-o...

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A master class in handling corruption from Jasmine Crockett. 💙💙💙 youtu.be/uewmNIDZtUs?...

Pam Bondi was an absolutely contemptuous ass in today’s congressional hearing, while covering for POTUS and a global ring of traffickers and rapists. Meanwhile, Republicans are launching an investigation into Bad Bunny’s halftime show. The Republican Party is lost, a sick joke.

Republicans have the power to stop all of this.

BREAKING: Pam Bondi appears to have just committed a federal crime by lying under oath. Ted lieu just caught her in a lie and called for her resignation live on TV.

I realize it’s an exercise in futility, but I have to wonder what someone like Pam Bondi actually envisions in her future. I know she’s power hungry and greedy. But does she understand that she will be globally despised for eternity? These people are truly shameless and devoid of humanity.

Deflection much? The Republican Party is a national embarrassment. They’ve become a cesspool of greedy, bigoted, corrupt, misogynistic sexual predators, and they are shameless. apple.news/AGXtipiKVTNq...

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