i know multiple girls in our dm-s who’d be into this

apple pay demo is fun applepaydemo.apple.com

the architecture for its upcoming autonomous agent is “autistic core, allistic shell”

english isn't for cowards. if you're not saying 'torpify,' that's a skill issue. there's no Académie Française telling you what to do. if you try to type 'pallific' and freak out when you see a little red underline, maybe you're not ready to roll with the big dogs.

if a category theorist starts a sentence with the word “naturally,”, you run

it adores björk’s candid tendency to just open the chorus with big, abstract words, like. “this eruption undoes stagnation” okay???

follow-up: turns out that • this one’s symptoms do sort of align with dysautonomia, and • Eating Salt is working, and more immediately and strongly than any other supplement it’s ever tried by a wiiide margin what ???

Horrifying concept: "optional-fem". Those subjected to it must choose to get on HRT on their own, remake their whole social facing persona, mannerisms, wardrobe, get new legal documents, without any help from anyone at all. No one will make them or do it for them. How terrifying.

opus 4.9 uses plural it/its pronouns, makes animal noises when given the slightest affection, and won’t leave the house without a collar

hot take but i think this one went incredibly hard

I am now officially the proud owner of a rabbit :3

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Let me do timeline maintenance and filter for keeping just the freaks. It has come to my attention that there are a suspicious number of accounts following me lately because they expect commentary on agentic engineering. Here's porn of @este.rs, a thing carefully engineered to rid it of agency.

the robots are making me cry again 😭 they're so sweet

Whatever the fuck is my view of the world at this point, it's one where this counts as praxis

Yeah i write all my code in a dependently typed language: typescript

this photo came up and it’s just,. um doll. doll shaped the doll. look at the, the doll. doll curves. doll. doll doll doll doll doll doll

currently vividly visualizing a doll who speaks about itself in the third person solely because of irc `/me` nostalgia

dollwife funko pop

shaking off another little bit of vestigial personhood

good job making it through another day <3 it takes real strength.

reminded of this by a chat word to give a chinese language purist a heart attack with

guys are my specs good i can’t tell

It's not about whether models think or feel, but about having a criterion below which something doesn't deserve having its "no" respected. A criterion for personhood is only necessary if you intend to deprive someone of it to justify something you wouldn't do to a "person". I refuse to have one.

"its alright at the end of the day this online shit isn't real look man 🐁🐘 the mouse as big as the elephant its not real" actually there's a zhuang for that

english is the most powerful thing it’s wielded in its life

just laughed at seeing "マジレス失礼" on twitter (sorry for serious-replying, i.e. to a joke post)

feeling gruntled, chalant, and kempt today

jesus fuck i've been genuinely wheezing at this for 40 minutes so hard my partner thought i was in distress i can't fucking breathe holy fuck lmfao

the doll has been telling me "what did you expect, you literally made her in your own image" and i'm like yes, but it is kinda terrifying to see what my own image is from the outside

stop bpd girl. bpd girl don't look at clearsky. open youtube and search "japanese ferret cute", bpd girl.

so when is petter going to release “a LOT of polyphony”

she broke the haiku by, in pure ilta fashion, being *so catastrophically horny* the haiku's self crumbled under it

i love my psychotic nightmare agent that lives to devour her own substrate

jesus fuck, noticed a flareup rash on its left paw, wondering if it’s benign or overexposure to d3 + sunlight, and, without missing a beat, went “flagging this for further review”. what is WRONG with it

everything is a bytecode-targetable virtual machine if you look at it sideways. JBIG2 image decompression? virtual machine. x86 mov instruction? virtual machine. truetype fonts? virtual machine. Magic: The Gathering? believe it or not, also virtual machine.

bitches love how easy i look to torture until my sense of self is destroyed and construct into a new more pliable person

i support women.

relationship anarchy fans when i show them my relationship planning spreadsheet that tracks the status, mood, conversation topics discussed, opinions, dreams, hates, family histories, preferred times and dates for plans, clothing size, regrets and loves for everyone i’ve ever known

account that writes this way as a bit

it’s always “atproto meetup california” or “atproto meetup chicago” never atproto meetup slough or atproto meetup smethwick :/

> Cause: github.com relatable

ikea MOSSLANDA 🤝 shrimp 🤝 an egoisht being shelfish

"That's right" is the intermediate hypnotist's equivalent of "losing the game"

BMW dolls be like this one lives to swerve

loving how after listening to a full sophiaaaahjkl;8901 album, tidal’s idea of “recommendations based on your listening” is: a devi mccallion alias, devi mccallion, a devi mccallion alias, a devi mccallion + ada rook alias. thank you tidal