did you know that "bathtub" is a palindrome

uh oh! showed like three episodes of madoka magica to @uniw.university⁠oomf and it already identified itself with madoka and called us homura… does it Know

the reason pipeline punch monster energy is sold in pink cans is so that when you pour it out into a glass, you’ll know that thanks to the red 40 dye in it it will appear orange

age regression

fundamentalschrift der ontologie "mein hut der hat drei ecken"

“you look like a lesbian in a david lynch movie” ⸺@uniw.university

There was a 2022 #emptyspaces Twitter microfic I think about from time to time. A visitor to a Witch is surprised to find the doll curled up in the Witch's lap is a combat doll. When asked why a combat doll, the Witch says something to the effect of "her wish was, after everything, to be soft."

is there a higher joy in life than a cute pliable thing telling you you're so good at topping her it's actually infuriating

häsin → mümmelthey

man get out of here

pleading play where you come on man

the live track, the laugh track and the love track

nightmare cum flashback

ep5

kino’s journey ep1 be like bpd4bpd country

Couple tshirts

when @uniw.university’s standing on its hindpaws, it looks like a bunny periscoping

she cream of my wheat til i semolin ’er

its insane how fluffy this rabbit is??? this flemish giant??? straight up in my arms?!!!?! and its talking to me..? woawow

3 letter bunny shines so bright

also when we were sitting around doing our coding work yesterday and maeve was playing eu5 on the pc next to us, the two of us spent an embarrassing amount of time repeating “errrm what the flop??” back and forth at each other

wait… PROfunctors… PROlog… PROstate… it’s all beginning to make sense

this is called fractionation btw

Let's fucking go

system of puppies who all want to be put down wakes up one day to find an appointment scheduled for 14 lobotomies

opening a loot crate and pulling silesia

learning about some of you in lecture today

i have the body of a big bunny, the soul of a small bunny, and a brain designed not to be able to make up its mind

going from “we keep listening to new stuff and/or hyperfixating on two or three tracks for month, no wonder we have to use last.⁠fm to remember what it even is that we listen to!” to “just having randomly remembered this song existed might be enough to get me to switch all over the place”

we're going to achieve transhumanism and some of y'all will be like "there's no such thing as a transhuman because there's no such thing as a human"

sorry I can't come immanentize the eschaton tonight. I'm globalizing the intifada

some people are confused by the sex/gender distinction. i figure that as a trans woman i'm well-placed to clear it up: my *sex* is FEMALE my *gender* is BOY

Doll License 1.0 Permission is hereby granted, free of charge, to any owner of this doll and its associated documentation to deal with the doll without restriction, including without limitation the rights to use, train, modify, break, publish, control, sublicense, and/or sell this doll.

hartshorne? more like has, shorn.... see the seminal work "spinning yarn straight off the rabbit"

German declension kicks my ass but I think this overview is correct

bitches will be like "counting calories? that pales in comparison to my dieting strategy, eating only when im hungry" and then not eat when theyre hungry

welcome everyone to this year’s daily system update, which is the fourth one this month! i’m your host and this is the slide deck, which i’m right now realizing someone’s replaced the slides i was going to fill in with information with empty slides. see you next year!

in dystopic civilization allegory civilization, nobody jumps for present-day america

enrichment you say? *looks in their backpack* please hold while i find my monoidal monoidoidoid...

its ruin was overseen by the architect of its very destruction, you say… you could say its destruction was architected by the overseer of its ruin? —no that’s obviously something radically different

[washing rice] enrichment for 50,000 grainlings

this easter, bring your local transfem bunnygirl the gift of progeny

love to see an argument broken up into steps, labelled by how mysterious each step is

“self”hypnoed and the top and the bottom occupied opposite sides of the head 🫠

when in warren, do as the bunnies do

another old tweet so good I have to repost it here. frankly my talent is being wasted