What you need, bro'? Vials are 250.

what if it was called Dr. Popper and they got you high

🍂 this has been rotating in my mind for the last week and it won't fucking stop

shrivelling up

changing my name to pumpkin for the month

i look like a girl got a boy pregnant and i came out

WTF. Flip the first and last letters. F is the first letter of Fat. T, like Transgender. Women are nature'a greatest W. Fat Transgender Women 🤯🤯🤯

happy dusty puppy thursday:)

I often wonder if Diogenes just wanted to be called a good puppy and adopted into a house that called him a good girl

TikTok Algorithm update

pupy realy tireddd

wrruffwuffff pretty women 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️💖

telling the other transfems i don't watch northernlion just to feel something

MA'AM

oh my god it felt like that was a friday its thursday now oh god

Absolutely dying that the latest AI trend that's apparently sweeping Facebook are videos of old women jumping backwards while holding giant rocks over their heads to kamikaze the glass bridges they're standing on.

when she sorts the jelly beans into piles

Someone asking about going and getting pizza is the equivalent of pspspspspspspspsps to me.

genome? yeah.... well. gnome

post u from a different era !!!!

Coworkers

chat my tummy huwts

Chrome's adblock dying has really just shown how bad ads have gotten now huh This appeared and fullscreened my window, hid my cursor, for clicking on a youtube download link lol old people are just not built to handle this

puppy @/ushii.ss ^^

The gender ambiguous stoner from King of the Hill 😍😍😍 I need him to DM me immediately

#store I have TWO skirt designs up for preorder through October 2nd! This is Cathedral's second round of preorders this year — the first time it sold out so fast we had to open preorders ASAP with no planning! We were so surprised, but it took over a hundred hours of work and it felt SO worth it.

thats one soft lookin bunny tummy... [comm]

feeling kinda good w not being so Online ....

ohhhh.... gentrification simulator .......

wrrruffwyfff wuffff wrruff wuffruffwuffffff

yeah im a fag (fat ass girl)

She's a Jack-2 kinda dyke (when we fuck it sounds like a car crash)

Sorry, I'm broke.

john wick 4 tgirl swag

frankatha #knightsofguinevere #artpost

is it especially feral in the air tonight

telling the gas pump "ohhhh, your little nozzle is dripping, you must be sooo eager, you wanna fill up my gas tank sooooo bad~" when i go to fill up my car

have you considered telefragging people

transitioning is all about your answer to "if u had a superpower what would it be?" going from "shapeshifting!" to "i wish i could explode peoples heads at will"

i am everything there is

jimmy neutron tgirl swag

There is no “i” in “team”, but there is an “i” in “dick”…ummm…and my dick is in you? So there’s an “i” in you? I didn’t think this all the way through

obsequious

Magic raccoon coming to grant your wishes🔮✨️

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