The way you build your lunchable sandwiches tells me everything I need to know

After almost 7 months, the county is *finally* throwing the book at my ex. Yesterday they added FOUR FELONIES to his long list of charges, as well as 3 more misdemeanors for continuing to stalk & harass me *from jail* He was set to plea out next week, but after this, the deal has to be redone.

If you didn't know my name, what would you name me? (I have to change my *legal* name for safety reasons, so I'm taking reccomendations!) 💘

The ADHD urge to reorganize your entire room at 10pm

Smoking my mom's weed for all the times she took mine away as a teenager

Bury me with an Uncrustables in case I wake up hungry later

I'm just a silly lil guy ok

Once you work for a small business, it's impossible to be satisfied with the corporate lifestyle

I've had a job for less than a week and I'm ready to quit lol

Perks of dating me include waking up to an unhinged meme first thing in the morning as a token of my love 🫴

Not my grandma hitting my car IN THE DRIVEWAY😭

How to unsubscribe from trials & tribulations

Pretty sure having a cat helps like 98% of problems

My cat is more helpful for my PTSD episodes than pharmaceuticals could ever be

Buying myself a lil treat to produce 1 molecule of dopamine

✨️I wanna be where the people aren't✨️

I'm one minor inconvenience away from changing my name and disappearing from society entirely.

You know it's been a rough day when your *very religious* grandmother says that you should go have a drink😅😩😭

POV: Life in your country is so dystopian that they advertise "made with real food" as a selling point😭😭 I hate it here

Happy mothers day to all my hotties, ily all 💕

A close friend of mine is in need of help for her fur baby🧡 Her sweet Frankie is in need of immediate surgery to remove a mass and help extend his life. They are doing everything they can and could use any extra support! Let's help this baby be more comfortable. Please share! gofund.me/245df6e7e

Being in a healthy relationship has me learning new things about myself like I'm unlocking hidden character traits😂🔓👀

Sometimes you just need cracked like a glowstick to get your shine back🌟

My man smells so good I just wanna curl up in his pocket and go everywhere with him all the time forever😩😩😩

Friendly reminder that you have free will and can change your mind at any time 🖤

Who up wondering if he's rueing the day?

Me after eating the thing I know I'm not supposed to

Dabbling in a bit of late night yearning

Annual reminder that you are a baddie💖

Just did my nails at midnight on top of a copy of a lawsuit I'm filing myself and that basically sums up my personality💅

I better not see any of yall celebrating the 4th of July this year.

basic human decency !!!!!!! empathy and compassion !!!!!! very sexy concepts !!!!!!

POV: I'm a single mom and it took me an ENTIRE day of work (at minimum wage) to fill my gas tank today

They were so right, the days really do start coming and they don't stop coming

So you're telling me I have to wake up tomorrow and do it all over again?

Shoutout to my cat for biting me every time I get caught up in a PTSD flashback. Idk how he knows but he never fails🫠🫶

Today marks 6 months since I made the biggest decision of my life. One brave action changed absolutely everything in such a short amount of time. How amazing🦋✨️

I had my first day of work today and almost quit before lunch lmao

Dropping $60+ at the gas station and NOT EVEN GETTING A SWEET TREAT is CRIMINAL !!!! I hate it here >:(

Thinking about how I got gas for $0.99/gal during covid

Anybody that voted for agent orange should send me a gas card as an apology

Me: *allergic to cats Also me: *rubbing my face into my cat bc he is my baby and I love him so*

I actually didn't sign up for this war so if they could leave my gas at regular price, that'd be great.

At what point do cats get fully grown? Cinnamon is almost a year old now and dude is still pretty small compared to most adult cats I've seen. Is he just destined to be a little guy forever? Genuinely asking because I feed this dude prime meals around the clock and he's just not growing very much😅🧡

If your man isn't gnawing on the phone when you send him a selfie, send it to me instead. You deserve to be adored, princess 💖👑

Shoutout to that scorpio full moon for reminding me that I am ✨️that bitch✨️

Never let a loser make you forget that you're a bad bitch 💖

Hi besties💙 turns out I actually have a lot to say and not very many fucks left to give, so I have returned🤗

Bc my ex is continually finding and contacting me (even while incarcerated) I am now forced to take further steps to protect myself. Unfortunately that includes this account. I'm going to deactivate until I figure out my next steps. I love you all and I'll hopefully see you again soon 💓

The way my ex just had his jail cell mate call me on an illegal jail phone I cannot make this shit up