Girlhood is spending 8 months lightening my hair just to turn around and dye it dark purple lmao

For the love of weed, can we PLEASE get an edit feature here

Dyeing my hair at every minor inconvenience #justgirlythings🥰💖💅

If you're going to buy Shein shit, BUY IT FROM A THRIFT STORE !!!!

Smoking weed for the first time in 24hrs. About to blast off like Team Rocket

I was at work earlier, dead tired, wishing customers would stop coming for 5 min so I could go get a coffee.. then the houseless man who sleeps in front of my store walked in & HANDED ME A STARBUCKS COLDBREW saying "this is for you, I got 2 & I hope you'll enjoy it"🥹🩷 yall, I seriously almost cried

So full of love and life and happiness💖💖💖

The universe is blessing me so loudly today😌✨️

1 month felt like 347 years

14 year old me would think I'm pretty fucking cool and that's all that I really care about

New pfp 👻 Happy Halloween 🎃🕸

shoutout to weed and water

Sorry I disappeared, legal stuff was kinda rocky there for a minute, but it's working itself out as it should🫶 Life is amazing and abundant💙✨️ How have yall been?

Honk honk a baddie is back🪿💙

Somebody please take my brain for a walk so I can sleep

I love my partner, but I will be a certified man hater until the day I die and probably even in the afterlife

7 days without bsky felt like 7 years

Hello

Update: there is no more plea deal. The State's attorney and I are now asking for the MAXIMUM sentence.

I quit my shitty job today!

The way you build your lunchable sandwiches tells me everything I need to know

After almost 7 months, the county is *finally* throwing the book at my ex. Yesterday they added FOUR FELONIES to his long list of charges, as well as 3 more misdemeanors for continuing to stalk & harass me *from jail* He was set to plea out next week, but after this, the deal has to be redone.

If you didn't know my name, what would you name me? (I have to change my *legal* name for safety reasons, so I'm taking reccomendations!) 💘

The ADHD urge to reorganize your entire room at 10pm

Smoking my mom's weed for all the times she took mine away as a teenager

Bury me with an Uncrustables in case I wake up hungry later

I'm just a silly lil guy ok

Once you work for a small business, it's impossible to be satisfied with the corporate lifestyle

I've had a job for less than a week and I'm ready to quit lol

Perks of dating me include waking up to an unhinged meme first thing in the morning as a token of my love 🫴

Not my grandma hitting my car IN THE DRIVEWAY😭

How to unsubscribe from trials & tribulations

Pretty sure having a cat helps like 98% of problems

My cat is more helpful for my PTSD episodes than pharmaceuticals could ever be

Buying myself a lil treat to produce 1 molecule of dopamine

✨️I wanna be where the people aren't✨️

I'm one minor inconvenience away from changing my name and disappearing from society entirely.

You know it's been a rough day when your *very religious* grandmother says that you should go have a drink😅😩😭

POV: Life in your country is so dystopian that they advertise "made with real food" as a selling point😭😭 I hate it here

Happy mothers day to all my hotties, ily all 💕

A close friend of mine is in need of help for her fur baby🧡 Her sweet Frankie is in need of immediate surgery to remove a mass and help extend his life. They are doing everything they can and could use any extra support! Let's help this baby be more comfortable. Please share! gofund.me/245df6e7e

Being in a healthy relationship has me learning new things about myself like I'm unlocking hidden character traits😂🔓👀

Sometimes you just need cracked like a glowstick to get your shine back🌟

My man smells so good I just wanna curl up in his pocket and go everywhere with him all the time forever😩😩😩

Friendly reminder that you have free will and can change your mind at any time 🖤

Who up wondering if he's rueing the day?

Me after eating the thing I know I'm not supposed to

Dabbling in a bit of late night yearning

Annual reminder that you are a baddie💖

Just did my nails at midnight on top of a copy of a lawsuit I'm filing myself and that basically sums up my personality💅