why draft it when i could just post and delete

Workout update: back edition 💪 (I can only do one side while I hold my phone🤣)

Preshower makeup but the eyeliner gets progressively longer

I forgot how fun preshower makeup time was

I bought a 50pk of Funyuns. Judge me.

Me when I sense the least bit of stress

The tension between me and a soft baked cookie that just came out of a 350°f oven

The way my ex used the volunteer church lady to contact me FROM JAIL😭 dude whattttt

Ok turn it off

I have never been more envious of a utility pole

LADY GAGA HELLO

"I don't even listen to bad bunny" Me the entire halftime performance:

I am not a Cocomelon mom. I'm not filtering every single thing around my children. *Obviously* anything sexual/extremely graphic is not allowed around them, but I am not going to listen to kids bop for 18 years. I had Akon lyrics memorized when I was 6🤣🤷‍♀️

I'm 26 and I've never been to a bar, club, or casino lol

this is one of my favorite days of the year because all the men are inside

this account is pro bird

Gnarly🫟

I have evolved into the hot pilates milf and honestly that's ok

My dad asked me why I'm training so hard these days and I told him I wanna be able to flip a grown man with my legs 🦵 ...and I will

NO BROKE BOYS🤪 NO NEW FRIENDS

Honestly gender fluid people amaze me because how are you hot in EVERY GENDER and I'm struggling with one😭

I might be a lovergirl but I will never let go of my savage music

He lying to me and I'm lying to him fuck it guess we both ain't shit🤪💃

No I'm not unemployed, I'm just focusing all of my energy into evolving into the hottest version of myself rn

Doing skincare like it's my full time job

Shoutout to tiktok for always providing the most ridiculous vocal stims😭

Does anybody use a red light therapy wand/mask and is it actually worth it? I LOVE a good natural look but I've heard mixed things

The way my grandma used to rub actual dryer sheets on my head as a child to try to stop the frizz😭

I wondered why my children were born with wavy/curly hair... but apparently MY hair is wavy and i just never learned how to take care of it?🙃 ok

Maturing is realizing the importance of moisturizer

I say I hate drama but unfortunately I have the most drama of anybody I know lol

Taking my rage against the system to the gym🏋️‍♀️

Being a single mother means training every single night so that I can be strong enough to carry both my babies to safety in case of an emergency

Not really biblical but those files sound pretty demonic to me

How much more do we *really* need to find out about epstein before we all collectively crash out ???? ...Because I'm ready when you are

The ADHD side quests in this family go so hard💀😭 my 10 year old sister just walked by me with a giant magnet on a 100ft rope and said she's going magnet fishing🤣🤣 girl WHAT

Devil filter tempting me back to the dark side (red hair dye)🖤🖤

I am her

Sent this man a video of my rock collection so he's gotta know I like him💞

Would you BELIEVE tickets were $2k+ EACH this time?😭 I wanted to go but that's wild fr. I think my parents paid like $200 back in 2004 and that was still a lot then

Call me beep me if you wanna reach me✨️

Nothing is stopping you from dying your hair red and saving the world like Kim Possible

My grandma said I look too masc in my business clothes I said GOOD let me get that he/him money😏😛💸

Dressing in business professional feels like cosplaying an adult

i love to delete! i love to delete anything i can get my sticky lil fingers on!

feeling gorgeous and evil

i was put on this earth to eat pasta and disagree

I wake up in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream at the top of my lungs WHATS GOING ON🗣 And I said.. BITCHES AINT SHIT AINT THEY AINT SAYING NOTHIN💃

Does my ex's family not know that i can see when they view my Tiktok profile? Please stop🙃

no time 4 sleep when i’m plotting & scheming