Another shift at the most evil place on earth

thanks trauma butterfly

Sprout!! 🌱 the Sinosauropteryx 🤎 #fursona ♧ #cuteart ♧ #dinosaurs ♧ #ocsky ♧ #strawbunnycakeart

Just sat awkwardly to my table while the restaurant staff refuse to speak to me or bring out the rest of my food. Please I am so hungry

alien cat glorp 🐈👽 #art

For once my stupid connective tissue issues have come in handy. Can't reach that one spot on your back when applying fake tan alone? Not an issue. Partially dislocate that bone.

The super intense anti kid/kids ruin your life propaganda is getting tiring. I didn't ruin my life having a kid at 22. I'm doing all my favorite things still, just got a little dude chilling with me too. I'm still going to concerts, camping, going to the beach, movies and lunch. Relax.

There’s a lack of unicorns, manticores, giant sea creatures, chimeras and harpies in today’s popular fantasy books. Give me something other than dragons. I’m bored.

Zooted and watching an AI free documentary on diel vertical migration

🍃 and binging the X-Files. Let's get scared!!!

Next week we are going platinum blonde (god willing) and I will be deeply unpleasant if we fuck it up

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wings dress

Happy first birthday to my son, the great joy I've ever known. This past year with you has been life changing 🩵

I think I'm lost

coelacanth

Another miserable day as my jobs designated scapegoat

What's up, chat! Group chats are rolling out today in the new v1.124 update. This is our first feature built for communities, and there's more to come.

some of my Animal Crossing fanart with the new bsky carousel feature 🎠 #acnh ♡ #AnimalCrossing

i love sharks 🦈 #art #sharks

Guess who got tipsy while barbecuing

Babies in my bed so I'm in his #catsofbluesky

Best way I can describe having a 1 year old is like owning a small crocodile, because why are you biting me and doing a death roll rn

Once again enraging the gym community by pre-gaming with milk and bologna

🎀; tinkaton is just a girl ⊹ ˖ֹ #pokemon #pokemonart #pokemonfanart #illustration #art

the boy without a fairy #oot #zelda

Good afternoon from me and the boys 🩵🩷🩵

Sakura mako shark 🌸 #art #shark

I'm going home at the end of the month for my birthday/my sons birthday party/ Canada Day, and I'm so excited. I haven't seen my family since Christmas, and my favorite restaurant is open for the season so I get to go there for my birthday!

for all the daymaxxers

Always wanted an underboob tattoo but since having my son it'd unfortunately have to be on my stomach to be under my boobs

rainbow whale sharks 🌈 #art #sharks

Guess who's optometrist canceled their appointment for the 4th time in a row 😍

Making mini crab rolls for my late supper / my sons bedtime snack

Guess who's getting VIP tickets for Kesha!!!!

Woke up early 🌞 now I'm having an argument with my 11 month old in complete gibberish

People will ask me the strangest questions and then have the nerve to look at me weird for having the answer. Don't ask me if you can have your body put in a bog to try and preserve it if you aren't gonna be comfortable finding out that I've researched it in depth.

Bit rude for me to get my period on the first day of Pride Month

I just wanted to remind you all; that even if your not feeling the best, if you are feeling unloved, you are doing the best you can right now, you are amazing, you are unique, you are special! I love who you are and nothing will ever change that, you are a beautiful person who deserves the world!💛

"I yearn to live by the ocean", you ever smell low tide? I get woken up by boat horns at 5am. A seagull fought me for my garbage again.

First attempt at spicy crab rolls 🍣

☀️🌈gayest of mornings to yall✨🫧

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Fried out of my mind with my dumb ass cat while we both try to resist the urge to eat the fruit loops wax melt I bought

yes, autistic people have communication issues. it's literally in the diagnosis criteria

Followers, send me the strength to not start some random ass side task like making bagels when I'm supposed to be cleaning my house for when guests arrive

Breadwinners was a funny and very underrated show