I’m spending a lot of time posting pictures of the model I’m working on because I’m currently also dealing with The Horrors, and it eases my mind a little to throw myself into a project. Not thinking about anything but constructing tiny things lets me put my head down and not look around.

The catwalks were my least favorite part so far.

“Your guilt has been determined. This is merely a sentencing hearing. Now, what will it be? Death or Exile?”

One half of the dome done. Now…an identical mirrored copy for the other side, plus the shutters. The dome does rotate around the telescope.

Idea for humid locales: one of those mosquito sprayer trucks but it’s spraying Gold Bond Medicated Powder™️

Chemical Plant Zone music was fucking killer, I’ll be taking no questions

I’ll say it: the only good to come out of Harry Potter was introducing the world to Daniel Radcliffe, who is cool and turned his back on the thing that gave him prominence and stood up for trans people. Then he made a movie where he had guns nailed to his hands.

An unemployed computer programmer spends an arduous evening tracking down and deleting malware that was interfering with his access to his own intellectual property.

Ha! Thirty minutes early and I remembered

I found this rifling through my stuff looking for a tool I needed. I forgot I was doing some research on this too. Started out as a freely available tiny 1/48 model. Enlarged it to 1/12 or so, redrew some parts to add depth and detail (like the nacelle details) and redrew all the graphics to scale

Oof what a pain in da ass

Someone remind me in five hours to marinate the chicken

Oh good I didn’t get any glue in the moving joints.

I thought a luckshit was just when you manage to make it to the bathroom in time

"I did not hit her, I did NAHT. Oh hi Grimace!"

This is one I forgot I did a few years ago. USS Monitor paper model. I have a giant version of this with a full interior including cabins and engines, but I still need to finish it.

So…stress + blood glucose of 68. Makes sense. I’ve also been struggling with hydration That explains it. Even after a few years I forget to check my blood BEFORE assuming I’m just angsty.

I think the best idea for me right now is to go to sleep before I start thinking too much. I’m starting to convince myself of my uselessness and stupidity and when it hurts too much it’s better to not be awake.

I have no gallbladder and I eat Taco Bell and have no issues. It’s like these people are licking the restroom door handles when they go or something. Get a Baja Blast, it’s antibacterial I think

Wow I left a profile picture up for four days. Something must be wrong with me.

Every day this asshole is like Jim Carrey in the bar in Dumb and Dumber. “No way! That’s great! WE LANDED ON THE MOON!?!”

I unironically don’t hate the taste of Pepto Bismol. I’ve literally been called a lunatic for this

Dear grocery store: I want to buy A shallot. One. I do not need a bag of them. I won’t use that many. It’s just me eating. And if a dish calls for a shallot, I may make it once. I am not shallotmaxxing. Please let people cooking meals for themselves buy smaller quantities. I’d die at Costco.

Eh, fuck it, you can live without it. I’ve already discarded two less-useful organs 🤷🏻‍♀️

I had 8 in a 36 hour period, after being one pack per day for years. I had some major stressors that took their toll today. Tomorrow at the store I’m getting some nicotine lozenges. The patch made me have an allergic reaction years ago and the gum was a pain in the ass to use.

Why does the algorithm keep showing me this? I don’t even like the guided tour in museums

Me with stupid brain in the middle of the night: everyone hates me Me with stupid brain in the middle of the night but on several weeks of Lexapro: I sure hope everyone doesn’t hate me

rotisserie chickens are such a gift to society

Applied for the seasonal job (again) so now it’s in the hands of Jebus I guess. I do this every year and every year since, oh, 2018, I’m disappointed. Here’s hoping for a more successful result this time (and possibly presenting as Claire at WORK for the FIRST TIME?) 😱

I kept reading about the cyclosporiasis outbreak and didn’t make the connection when I started getting sick tonight. I hope that’s not what it is, but I guess it’s self-limiting and staying hydrated is the key. It’s making it hard to work alone tonight though.

Peach ass is goals

no im not having an affair with your girlfriend, buddy. its even worse. we're watching youtube shorts of the hit FX drama The Shield together. oh yeah. we've watched all of season 1 in 30 second increments. she loves the way i scroll

The world doesn’t want him to die. The world wants him to shut the fuck up

And now, several hours of unconsciousness. I’ll probably leave my butt on main. Why not? It’s not like I’m running for office soon.

I thought I’d post another picture of the cat resting on me and realized it was the one with the minor amount of thirst lol Deleting in about ten minutes.

Worst country song ever. “I built a SHED and I drive a RAM, I’m in the UNION for building IRON STRUCTURES and I eat BEEF and have never HAD UNPURE THOUGHTS ABOUT MANLY MEN”

Just you wait until I feel comfortable posting myself in short shorts I’m thinking about getting the ones that say “are you mad at me?” on the ass

girldisk

This movie was great because you didn’t have to see Chevy Chase in it for half the film

I do hate dogshit AI crap but…you know, the sentiment on the shorts is true…

I didn’t have any cigarettes for twelve hours so I’m having some mint chocolate chip ice cream. This will not be a continuing rewards system btw. I’d die of mint poisoning.

Saw the lawn care guy and kept trying to remember the words for “leaf blower” and could only come up with “snow blower” and someone thinks I’m insane now because it’s July and I don’t live in the Northwest Passage

Lawn care guys parked on my street and I really wanna run out there waving cash like it’s the ice cream truck screaming “save me from drudgery! i have $5!”

I mean, this is just @jav.scd.lol

I saw this bug on the office floor and I almost screamed and jumped and smashed it. But I stopped. I felt sort of bad for it. I let him trudge along and disappear instead. Too much death in my thoughts today. Today I don’t even want to squish a bug. ❤️ I might be having a shallow spiral, idk

Mitch McConnell post giving these vibes:

Ah, I remember Fuck Bus. Sadly, it was decommissioned after the 2008 financial crisis. We lost Pontiac, Circuit City, and Fuck Bus

I feel like I’ve been surrounded by reminders of mortality lately. People I know, coworkers, family members, all dealing with issues that, most likely, will lead to death fairly soon. And they’re all essentially the end result of medical problems that I have, too, or could if I don’t change my ways.