I forgot. Earlier at the grocery store I got a snide joke from someone for wearing a face mask, something like “oh the democrats must be bringing COVID back for the elections” and I responded by loudly and obnoxiously laughing at them like I was deranged until he looked scared and scurried off

I work midnight shifts specifically because I hate the way sunscreen feels on my skin

Hey Lake Superior, this is for the Edmund Fitzgerald, you fuckass bitch

Billion year mortgage

We know you guys can’t afford to pay your mortgage but what if…you weren’t able to afford to pay your mortgage FOR LONGER and also YOU PAY MORE TO THE BANK and also EVERYTHING ELSE ABOUT IT IS WORSE?

no money for politicians

Today I got called a slur that I forgot was a slur that gets used, and honestly it’s pretty neat that people are still relying on the classics (sarcasm)

Rotating a cube in my mind but it’s the cube from Cube (1997) I should watch that again

Oh my god, I kept seeing flags at half mast and had totally forgotten/not realized WHY. Also, “half mast” is superior to “half staff” because I like to always pretend I’m on a boat.

Coworker: man, it’s so cold outside I nearly froze my balls off Me: REALLY?!?! *rushes outside*

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Let’s be honest, I want an excuse to cook a whole chicken, eat the canberry sauce, and smoke weed in the driveway 🤷🏻‍♀️

I didn’t hit anyone in the head with a heavy object today when they said something disgustingly transphobic directly to my face, and I honestly think that’s pretty nice of me 😒

Calculating how many hours left until I can reasonably sleep in order to know how much of this white Monster I can drink

One day I wanna do this Friendsgiving thing I keep hearing about. Cooking for a bunch of people I like instead of having to slog through dealing with family. Step one: acquire friends

No Nut November but it’s me pretending I just have to give up Reese’s cups so I don’t have to do the other thing

Holy shit I was definitely on something the other day wasn’t I?

Edit feature never My mistakes while poasting must live forever, just like the ones in my life do 👍

When I was in high school I wrote a short story about a boy who slowly turned into a girl without warning and was studied by doctors who couldn’t explain it. They secretly wanted it to happen but had to pretend they hated it. I did this for an English class. On purpose. #therewerenosigns

Idea: tramp stamp that’s just the “this is not a place of honor…” warning

Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

Related to another post I saw: I also thought “backshots” meant getting cummed on after doggy, and I was wrong

Just once I’d like to be dominated by something other than life

Turned off all the Bluesky moderation filters, I don’t even care, let my scrolling be like opening the Ark in Raiders, melt my face off

Do you…do you have to do this before bottom surgery? Because I do have a steamer…

I’m very bad at starting conversations for sure. I’m glad that people like having me around. 🤗

I’ve never done this before. I expect either nothing or some kind of insults lol. Either way. Honestly I just want to feel a little better today and I don’t want someone to have to do it publicly 🙃

I want to ask for help but I’m so tired of always needing help. I want to help myself. I want to be able to do something for once

“I know the people building the Murder-Bots need to be stopped. But why don’t we focus on the stuff we agree on? We need to build bridges with the Murder-Bot manufacturers! Why must we be so divided??” Well…it’s because of the Murder-Bots, stupid.

The levels are rising. Nature is healing. 🙏

“The Lottery, with its weekly pay-out of enormous prizes, was the one public event to which the proles paid serious attention. It was probable that there were some millions of proles for whom the Lottery was the principal if not the only reason for remaining alive.”

The New York Post is selling metal prints of their cover from the other day when Zohran won. For the love of everything fucking good in this work, do not buy it. I know it would be fun to hang up on a wall. Find a high res scan and print it yourself if you must. Don’t give those fuckers money.

Everyone else in my time zone: zzzzz Me, thinking I’ve come up with comedy gold on night shift:

Honestly I’d give a few bucks for a Riker w/trombone. Also his head is printed on both sides so you can rotate it to beard/no beard when you wanna do Season 1 episodes

Bedtime is late but guess what, the house is fucking clean 😤

I love LEGO. I’ve built a few of them. I’m not gonna starve myself to afford them. I already have expensive hobbies and even they’re not THAT expensive. That wooden ship I talked about? All told it will cost me about the same as that new Star Trek kit…and it’s handmade not plastic blocks.

At least I’ll always have the BlueBrixx NX-01. That I’ll have to find on eBay or something because I couldn’t afford that when it was available either 😰

You motherfuckers at Lego you are making spend 400 dollars on this bullshit you horrible people

$400!?!? goddamn fucking shit fuck you LEGO 🤬🤬 I wanna play with toy bricks not fucking assemble an art collection I need a rider on my renter’s insurance for

All I wanted was a cute set of Star Trek: Lower Decks figures for my bookshelf. Instead I spent way too much money and got three Captain Freemans and not a single goddamned Mariner. 🤬 Blind boxes are cancerous, sell me the stuff for the same price visibly and I’ll pay.

I feel like I wanna scream something inappropriate on main and I’m not entirely sure why 🤔 It must be the horny hours or something idk

Update: I needed to drink some water and my blood sugar was 72. So yeah. Physiological stress masquerading as mental health issues again. I’m now wet again and my blood is sweet. I should NOT say it like that…

So I know I’ve posted stuff before that was pretty dark when I was in a dark place. But I still get somewhat panicked reactions when I see others post about being in a dark place. I know it’s not my job to take responsibility for it but…I can’t keep it out of my head.

November is stupid all the good stuff happens at the end

I am an anomaly in queer spaces by not knowing computers like many of you. I do ok and I’m probably more proficient than most when it comes to technology, but I have ZERO programming experience. Linux makes me have to search for answers to basic shit A LOT. I never took CS classes. I’m a fraud lmao