drag me to excel

bring her slack

josie and the pussycats is the jennifer’s body of music films

Mr Pope, you could have saved them, I gave you all the clues…

Armentraut: see, i have a theory about booktok Armentraut: what booktokers secretly desire Armentraut: more than books that can be arranged on a shelf in order of color Armentraut: is for a home library that smells like an Italian deli Lovecraft: [sweats]

Personally, if a member of my family had been murdered and a Labour MP started waving their bloody shirt around to justify horrific crackdowns and genocide, I would not like that at all. I would be appalled by that. But, it takes all sorts to make a world, doesn't it?

Oh look another big black hole in the public finances that the previous round of smashing fuck out of poor and disabled people didn't solve. Wonder what we'll do now?

If you see this skeet, skeet a pic from your device with no explanation

In all honesty, it’s not rhetoric any more. It’s not narrative. I’ve experienced more racism in the last 4 months than I can ever remember. The wheels are off in the UK and it’s being led by 3 political parties.

We already have a party of transphobes and landlords. Several in fact. I wonder how many more new ones we need?

not to be tmi but i had a five guys milkshake last night and had to rush home to poop and when i did this absolutely ENORMOUS house spider the size of my fucking hand climbed down the wall, gave me this Look, descended to the floor, and waited by the door for me to let it out 😭

I know this sounds cruel but the cold hard fact is we need to appeal to more voters if we want to win elections. That’s why I argue that we need to dispense with purity politics and accept candidates who want to ban Ezra Klein from receiving medical care.

Nature is healing

guys i don’t think i can put into words how excited i am that @gwillow.me is writing black cat now. i have every black cat solo going back to the kavanagh, cavalieri, wildman and baskerville 1994 miniseries (not that that’s a lot 😭). @jedmackay.bsky.social took her to another level and now wilson??!

ICE attempted and failed to disappear a food delivery guy. It needed to be scored.

I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Shahed. Shahed is 23 years old and before this she was a stay at home mom to her children Rakan, 5 and Mohammad, 3. Her husband was a delivery driver for merchants. They lost their home and have been displaced many times.

this probably sounds negative but if it allows trans people to get on with our fuckin lives i’ll take it. for now. tomorrow the wind will blow colder and bite harder.

this has actually always been my understanding; that cis people often don’t see us as legitimate but understand what the polite way is to treat us. this is why i’m basically never out of the house without makeup and a femme fit - the people need the delusion they’re to entertain today signposted.

anyone else ever notice like this kind of small business owner brain you encounter sometimes in the work world where like they’ll pay you close to minimum wage and think you should almost be grateful just to be included in their dream of having a business? lol

This is horrendous

As you watch ICE abuse migrants, recall that during Trump's first term there were ~5000 documented cases of ICE & BP sexually abusing & assaulting migrant children. It led to zero policy changes, negligible prosecutions, & billions more in funding. The system isn't broken, it was built this way.

Other than that, Mrs. Gloop, how was the chocolate factory?

This is for some friends of mine going through a really rough time after getting harassed out of their home by transphobic neighbours. If you can't afford to chip in a share would be hugely appreciated. www.gofundme.com/f/help-a-rom...

It’s cool that this guy is going to have access to all our health information innit, seems fine

Dave Matthews has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

Please do not leave children unattended with the cursed Spider-Man

haven’t posted a selfie in a moment so here’s one from that time i got lost in the world of sega’s ristar

Don't forget to cancel HBO Max as well

sex terms that sounds like transformer names: -roadhead -edgeplay -motorboat -bareback -stuntcock

I of course welcome the recognition of the state of Palestine. And there won't be a Palestinian state left if government's continue enabling Israel's unfolding genocide. Labour can't credibly support Palestinian statehood whilst also continuing to arm Israel.

latest bluesky news: will stancil is posting thru it. fbpe users need drinky. jeremy corbyn superfans be caping. americans tell brits they should have voted for kamala. will stancil posts on. latest twitter development: big titty blue lady, come to my pool party.

when i first joined twitter it was largely politics of the good and bad variants and now my feed there is naked hotties, and when i joined bluesky it was naked hotties and now it’s mostly politics, is there a yin and yang thing here? balance in the force?

yessss it’s the way forward

ppl comparing charlie kirk to dr mlk jr is especially funny bc white racists don’t want what HE actually said getting out, either

there’s enough good posters already. i’m the one trans woman brave enough to be a BAD poster, but not in like a brianna wu way.

Well, they do keep getting away with it.

Von Hindenburg: I can control Hitler Italian Conservatives: we can control Mussolini Conservative Republicans: We can control Trump British Tories (including the red ones): We can control Farage and Robinson and use them to get what we want. What do all these people have in common?

Straw Dogs Go To Heaven

The Madness Of King Ghidorah

Hakeem Jeffries is here to run our sacred institutions and chew bubblegum, and he’s out of bubblegum and also really really bad at leadership, so we’re not sure what he’s still doing here, actually. Do you mind asking security to escort him out of the building?

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No fr. Be over here palms sweating re-reading what I typed 6 times before I press send

You literally refused to call what’s happening in Gaza a genocide, fuck off

Going to try and avoid the your party discourse until they say something (not just Sultana) about transphobia

Get Out Ready Or Not Knives Out

i heard that if u poll a load of ppl asking if theyre racist they definitely say 'why yes, yes i am'

me: okay, i’ll print a cocktail menu and a cheat sheet one of my staff: what’s a cheat sheet? me: it’s a sheet you wear over your head when you go out to commit adultery so when you’re, sorry, excuse my parlence, banging some guy’s wife, he’ll think it’s a g-g-g-g-ghost and you’ll get away with it