it's time to kill baby hitler

PUT IT IN YOUR HEAD

i was happy enough in the 90s but you wouldn't believe the amount of fucking flashlights i had to own

Even better than this: sometimes you’d get a t-shirt compressed into the shape of a can with two quarters taped to the bottom so you still got a soda

May have found a home for these guys; it’ll be nice to see someone fix them up and enjoy them again

what america needs for the 2030s is Kowloon Walled Cities in its population centers. three million people in one square mile, outside of federal and state jurisdiction. walkable. mixed use. full of community spaces. decentralized childcare. buddhist temples. adult enrichment classes. build them now

really fucking miss livejournal at times like this. i need a place where i can complain and be intensely depressed behind locked entries that only my closest and weirdest internet friends have access to. nobody wants to read me bitching about my problems in a series of short form social media posts

i will never forget bitcoin

Finally committed to sticking a sticker i got from the inimitable @winslowdumaine.bsky.social

if you arent getting the results u want in ur career or personal life what you should do is complain about it online until everyone gives you the thing u want because they feel bad for you. for best results u also want to alienate all your potential peers by being totally mental

I’ve got a buddy who is an appraiser for the county. @murderxbryan.bsky.social would know what to ask

Advertise your account with a Simpsons image

Nine Inch Nails - Just Like You Imagined Portishead - Humming U.N.K.L.E. - What Are You To Me? Underworld - Dirty Epic Smashing Pumpkins - Mayonaise Massive Attack - Better Things Metallica - Orion God Lives Underwater - Happy? White Zombie - Blood, Milk, and Sky Ozzy Osbourne - No More Tears

lmao sure that’ll fix your dogshit fake music

i will never forget bitcoin

[guy who doesn’t know what a compressor does] so i’m about to sink a life ruining amount of money into this thing

When your assassination conspiracy theory is just the plot of Nine Inch Nails' 2007 album "Year Zero"

when i was growing up there was a room in my house that at some point started to feel offputting. my buddy called it "the evil room". years later i was moving a chest freezer away from the adjoining wall and realized it was making that entire room vibrate in some weird way and the "evil" was gone

Mfw the ancient wizard in giant form is coming for me

doing my part to make nextdoor just a little better

Guys will see something like this and just think “hell yeah”

So what you’re telling me is I was in more danger at goth night last summer when a guy’s gun went off in his pocket

oh i'm absolutely building a recording studio

I’m not a very nostalgic person, but one thing I definitely miss about the ‘90s is angry girls making music. It was a goldmine. Can we please get pissed-off young girls back into garages, please?

Nancy 4/24/26

most of the raves i went to

we need a nu-metal supergroup consisting of just the guys fired from other bands for being weird antivax dipshits or conspiracy nuts. imagine how powerfully stupid that'd be

You should be able to pay a small fee to change someone else's custom title to I NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GRAPHS or whatever, so everyone can see you coming

We need PVP enabled on here the same way we do it on Something Awful and I'm not joking

Watching twin peaks for the first time (yeah go ahead and fuss at me) and immediately recognizing why people love it

I found it. I found the RIPline

Looking forward to seeing a bunch of “vote no” signs in trash cans and garbage piles this week

Virginia is for haters now

alright, satanic temple, do your thing

very happy to have done my part to screw republicans in this shitty stupid half of the state

Hi this joke is for me

idk man there's aliens but they probably got the fuck outta here

usually the Bob is silent

It annoys me that AI slop, specifically, has ruined the niche of the quick photoshop joke. Just an utter flood of garbage unleashed by removing the barrier of "spend a couple hours learning how a piece of software works".

Went to see a band last night and one of the guitarists exclusively played the missed note sounds from guitar hero

there is only one hope for humanity- the synthesizer

At the horror expo trying to find a nice vampire or maybe goblin lady

Also, today is Winslow's birthday! He's not on Bluesky

lol nextdoor rules

also props to the two goth DJs who downloaded some of my goofy nu-metal remix tracks; i hope the weirdos on the dance floor enjoy them as much as i enjoyed making them

shoutout to the one palestinian dude (or lady) listening to my music

what's his secret i made negative royalties last year