Nine Inch Nails - Just Like You Imagined Portishead - Humming U.N.K.L.E. - What Are You To Me? Underworld - Dirty Epic Smashing Pumpkins - Mayonaise Massive Attack - Better Things Metallica - Orion God Lives Underwater - Happy? White Zombie - Blood, Milk, and Sky Ozzy Osbourne - No More Tears

lmao sure that’ll fix your dogshit fake music

i will never forget bitcoin

[guy who doesn’t know what a compressor does] so i’m about to sink a life ruining amount of money into this thing

When your assassination conspiracy theory is just the plot of Nine Inch Nails' 2007 album "Year Zero"

when i was growing up there was a room in my house that at some point started to feel offputting. my buddy called it "the evil room". years later i was moving a chest freezer away from the adjoining wall and realized it was making that entire room vibrate in some weird way and the "evil" was gone

Mfw the ancient wizard in giant form is coming for me

doing my part to make nextdoor just a little better

Guys will see something like this and just think “hell yeah”

So what you’re telling me is I was in more danger at goth night last summer when a guy’s gun went off in his pocket

oh i'm absolutely building a recording studio

I’m not a very nostalgic person, but one thing I definitely miss about the ‘90s is angry girls making music. It was a goldmine. Can we please get pissed-off young girls back into garages, please?

Nancy 4/24/26

most of the raves i went to

we need a nu-metal supergroup consisting of just the guys fired from other bands for being weird antivax dipshits or conspiracy nuts. imagine how powerfully stupid that'd be

You should be able to pay a small fee to change someone else's custom title to I NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GRAPHS or whatever, so everyone can see you coming

We need PVP enabled on here the same way we do it on Something Awful and I'm not joking

Watching twin peaks for the first time (yeah go ahead and fuss at me) and immediately recognizing why people love it

I found it. I found the RIPline

Looking forward to seeing a bunch of “vote no” signs in trash cans and garbage piles this week

Virginia is for haters now

alright, satanic temple, do your thing

very happy to have done my part to screw republicans in this shitty stupid half of the state

Hi this joke is for me

idk man there's aliens but they probably got the fuck outta here

usually the Bob is silent

It annoys me that AI slop, specifically, has ruined the niche of the quick photoshop joke. Just an utter flood of garbage unleashed by removing the barrier of "spend a couple hours learning how a piece of software works".

Went to see a band last night and one of the guitarists exclusively played the missed note sounds from guitar hero

there is only one hope for humanity- the synthesizer

At the horror expo trying to find a nice vampire or maybe goblin lady

Also, today is Winslow's birthday! He's not on Bluesky

lol nextdoor rules

also props to the two goth DJs who downloaded some of my goofy nu-metal remix tracks; i hope the weirdos on the dance floor enjoy them as much as i enjoyed making them

shoutout to the one palestinian dude (or lady) listening to my music

what's his secret i made negative royalties last year

it's that easy

i told u i was hardcore

I think we should all start blogs again. Or online journals, even. That was a nice time. Just writing a few paragraphs about your day (don't forget to list the sad song you're listening to!) and maybe your friends will leave a comment. Then you go and read theirs and comment. It was fun.

What I want to know is why would anyone want to listen to an album that nobody bothered to write or produce. It’s just junk

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Garfield: *eats a lasagna very quickly* Judi Dench: oh Garfield Garfield: *snores loudly* Judi Dench: you wretched creature Garfield: *hits spider with newspaper* Judi Dench: murderous reprobate Garfield: *watches tv* Judi Dench, intensely whispering: soulless twisted thing

i chose it on aol and had to shorten it bc "kill your hamster" wouldn't fit in the username field

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

I see I’m completely justified in never having liked this dude’s music

anything with a bone still in it