Nature really is saying “you stupid assholes want ICE? Fine.”

it's true, i travelled extensively during trump 1 and everyone was exceptionally nice, in a genuine way. the only time i pulled the "we're actually canadian" trick was when i didn't want to talk politics or gun control

"You're not ready for how much the rest of the world hates Americans" I live here man I'm extremely used to the concept of hating Americans

Trump has demanded $200,000 in ransom cash, a parachute, and to be let out of the aft stairway over Washington State

My guess is he had a tantrum and decided he didn’t want to go anymore

living in a world where the only two jobs are “gambling” and “murder” isn’t nearly as cool as Cowboy Bebop made it out to be

POKEY AND THE ANNOUNCEMENT yellow5.com/pokey

Zack Parsons should sue, now that I'm thinking about it

this is great because the one post i did have go viral here was a picture of a weird wasps' nest

Dear Europe, Please just come here and do The Thing. Make It happen today.

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I’d argue that devouring another student’s exhibit is itself an act of performance art and therefore constitutionally protected

they should make a horror movie where a guy accidentally gets into a machine with a fly, and the movie follows the fly as he slowly becomes human and is forced by the hand of capital to get a job, crying when he can't remember the last time he rubbed his hands together while standing on a windowsill

He’s helping

I will think about this poem until I'm dead.

the only thing that sucks about being right about everything since 2001 is nothing. i was getting ready and now i blame everyone with even the slightest attachment to power that they weren't as smart as me, an absolute nobody. i am not being sarcastic

i gave rick some cigarettes.

Odds on his buddies beating him up a little to make it look like he was hurt?

Office space was everything dilbert wished it could be

my pregnant Dilbert animation cel skyrocketed in value overnight this is awesome

hollow dilbert, its bloodline severed by the hand of god in holy retribution, lay in abandoned ruin

this white noise joke reply suddenly getting attention is how i learned

Dozens of people seemingly spawning out of the ether to tell these fucking mooks to go home and suck start their service weapon looks insane Grand Theft Auto V SWAT teams and tanks don't roll up on you this fast if you've hijacked a fighter jet, and these are *unarmed civilians* running up on feds!

When my wife asks why I just took $60 out of the ATM:

wanna meet bovino just so i can see if telling him he's sure to grow into that great big coat one day gets me shot

Seen in Minneapolis. "If you see this man tell him to hammer his dick"

one thing i don't hear enough of at these protests is people telling ICE/CBP/DHS/whoever to kill themselves

I’m the one guy you definitely DONT want to debate. I don’t know SHIT. I do NOT argue from a place of sincerity cause I have NO idea what you’re talking about. I will however round up a bunch of rowdy dumbasses to do ad hominem to you. I got THAT tool in the tool box. You wanna mess with THAT!?!

i've changed my mind on this. bring back crucifixion.

He’s helping

Everybody should watch this and see this woman, who has a baby in her arms and is thrust into basically a standoff, develop courage in real time.

is that so, you nazi fuck?

one must wonder if a snowplow is more or less difficult to armor than a Komatsu D355A

I guess all this shit means we can take back the Gadsden flag. Metallica is on notice

it sure would be a shame if people started blasting Ventolin by Aphex Twin down by the hilton nonstop www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFeU... you better believe people will hear this if you play it

Hey bud you’re not laundry

I know the algorithm reveals a lot about a person. For instance all mine wants to show me is goth girls building and driving performance cars

SNORLAX IS BACK

if i get banned from facebook it's because i've been telling republicans to kill themselves

kids these days don't know how to impress Jodie Foster

i have created something beautiful

i knew this was gonna happen but on fuckin threads?

kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. kill ‘em all. anyway whats your favorite metallica album, mine is kill ‘em a

And we all just have to keep clocking in, keep paying the bills, keep paying our taxes, keep checking our credit scores, keep marching along funding the machinations of a fascist state just to keep the lights on 🙃

"what are we going to do with 20,000 ICE agents if we abolish ice" idk man we sure have a lot of prisons full of people who don't belong there. figure it out