Trolling? You mean imp poster syndrome?

Aang?

i’m a big fan of finding instances of what i’m calling “chambermaxxing”

superhero named air male

Mom’s Remembrance Of Sam Neill Takes Lewd Turn https://theonion.com/moms-remembrance-of-sam-neill-takes-lewd-turn/

"The month of July," as if July belongs to everyone equally. Some of us are managing seasonal trauma anniversaries and can't perform bookish leisure on command.

this would literally be mine right now too. whadda hell

dick sandwich

This is a good definition of what conservatism actually is: whining about merely being told that your selfishness is harmful to *yourself*

stay creative. after Baby Beluga (1980) 🐳, I didn’t worry about how I would top that.. just kept growing as a person and musically. 14 years later came Bananaphone! 🍌 and 32 years after that, Penny Penguin. 🐧

Bouba / kiki effect in dog form

Congrats on passing something @schumer.senate.gov

Tuesday morning, U.S. forces radioed a message to ships gathered near the waterway: "The southern route of the strait remains open." Seafarers, jaded by deadly attacks on vessels in recent days, were skeptical. “F— off,” one sailor is heard responding via his ship’s radio.

Listening to St. Anger, eh

🎵I'm a Mitch I'm a tortoise Sufferin' from Rigor Mortis Foreign Agent for a wife I got no proof of life

damn they made a grown man cry

Tagline: They're going whole hog

that's right

uncut jims

it's always candy corn season

fuck the plot tell me more about the shopping spree I'm gonna get a SNES and super Metroid

that's just planet hulk

YO PAELLA MAN

Kash Patel Calls For Public’s Help Using Computer https://theonion.com/kash-patel-calls-for-publics-help-using-computer/

stall broken. 70/150 for meds PLEASE STILL HELP

please help flora if you can 🖤❤️

Hello. My name is Alana and I lost my job in May and, not for lack of trying, haven't secured a new one yet. I run out of my savings at the end of July. If you want to and can, I have a venmo. I also have an etsy store if you want to buy a trinket minifoodiefinds.etsy.com venmo.com/code?user_id...

I was 9 when jurassic park came out and basically everyone I knew including me wanted to be a paleontologist after seeing it

wtould love your seed planted deep in my hole

Paramedics Praised For Being Too Late To Save Lindsey Graham https://theonion.com/paramedics-praised-for-being-too-late-to-save-lindsey-graham/

I love you.

aw wtf sam neill just beat cancer

this is ai

You can't just up and decide to reappear on the same day lindsey graham drops dead and not expect me to think some sort of dark magick ritual sacrifice soul eating took place. It's called occam's razor

like the OP, I got got by this. but someone messaged me and advised me that "politiplot" is an account that posts AI-generated political videos. fuckers

*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead

I know right, lmao

In case you don't follow UFC (don't blame you), alleged rapist Conor McGregor was top billing tonight and came out swinging like a crackhead, only to instantaneously blow out his knee on the very first kick, get punched in the face approximately 11 times, and lose immediately

Before you make all your little jokes about Lindsay Graham, take a minute and remember that he probably doesn't have anyone who cared about him.

"The harder you swing Weapons, the more Damage they will do." --Morrowind loading screen

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller July 12,1948

lmao WHAT

Took this from the other place - no credit was given to whoever did it originally. But it's goddamn hilarious. 🤣🤣🤼

RIP Bonnie Tyler. And RIP Tandi Iman Dupree. This remains the best stage entrance by a drag queen of all time, even some 25 years later, and the best use of Tyler’s “Holding Out for a Hero” ever. youtu.be/IHQA5vqn6rw?...

South Africa midfielder Jayden Adams, who played at the World Cup, has died. He was 25.

oh hai moana