Angry that this food recall is depriving me of my favorite food, lettuce

the most famous greek guy in america if not the world right now is giannis antetokounmpo

Just a reminder! If you aren't seeing the Odyssey in 70mm IMAX you are missing a lot of information.

Yoko Taro broke out of the Square Enix basement and he's running around on all fours in the street with a new script for Evangelion in his mouth. He's whipping it around in his teeth like a rabid dog. They already called the japanese cops but they're too afraid of him to do anything about it

Check to Trump didn't clear, sad story

i had a really good social outing today except when i spilled a whole entire scoop of strawberry ice cream onto my baby sailor suit, the stress of which caused me to “make”

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Historian here. Last call teachers to register for this online seminar on slavery and abolition, July 27-31. Registrations close this Monday on July 20th. Hope to see you there!

Paraphrasing but it must be incredibly frustrating to not have the money or power to force someone to make the Art that you want, and this explains a lot

In Final Fantasy X, Auron keeps one of his arms in a sling and has alcohol on him at all times. This is a reference to the fact that he is 35.

BBC burying the lede here until paragraph 3 - JKR bankrolled this and LOST. I repeat - JKR bankrolled this lawfare against the Belfast Film Festival and... LOST. It can be done! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Maybe we should just stop leaving loaded guns scattered around on the floor unused for decades? Maybe we should, like, not have a Court like this if it’s unused for more than 5 years

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thank you for keeping me up to date on the fact people i don’t know on twitter hate what everyone else seems to agree is a great movie. it’s important to stay informed on this and everything else they don’t like

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

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I'm on in two minutes!

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this is me if u care...

🎶 if you wanna speedrun glover... ok thats all i got

The Otters in "Dim, Dim Knights!" part 4:

Democrats who are skittish about reforming and regulating the Supreme Court need to get with the times. The public sees the Roberts Six for what they are.

killing someone with one less follower than me by quote dunking them

if your life is ruined because of your mentions were you ever really alive

a great piece from Parker that i hope you all read. i would humbly add that no matter the issue, policy, statement, or scandal, we’re more than a decade into the MAGAverse and have seen how little we gain with cries of “aha, hypocrite!”—these freaks can’t act in good faith and don’t deserve yours

We used to be a proper country

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did, and promptly pulled it from their stores. The FDA didn’t even name the source until Taylor Farms outed themselves, and hasn’t issued a recall. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA.

(specifically to this kid, from pacific rim (2013).)

i like that i never learned this guys name i always search "joe camel labubu crypto guy"

'anyway please have children'

Any sort of national service is an instant nonstarter. Not permitting a single person in this country to be diet drafted. Goodbye!

come watch me play in more ways than one

i love jimothy

there should be an alternative to the gym that’s a giant washing machine thing you crawl into that tumbles you around damaging your muscles and bones followed by another one that washes you with muscle milk you absorb through your wounds. but it is nice to listen to music at the gym in the meantime

“Space is infinite, meaning infinite growth” versus “Space is infinite, meaning infinite freefall”

As Jimmy Kimmel once said, “Stephen Miller puts the ‘cyst’ in ‘white supremacist’.”

This is great because it sounds quaint but like, I was trying to jerk it Whenever someone is like "we used to play in the woods until the streetlights came on" they were finding secret places to masturbate and store their stolen erotica this has always been what childhood is about

Sometimes I think about being on IRC in the early 00s and certified musical genius Jake Kaufman telling me he made the melee sounds for The Scorpion King game for Game Boy by making “doosh! paff! pow!” type noises into a microphone and bitcrushing them into oblivion

A man and his bowling team set out to resolve a family dispute

Kazuma Kaneko recently started a twitter and has been sharing some absolutely forbidden megaten lore

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It has sasquatches, zombies, and George Kennedy—what more could you POSSIBLY WANT?! It's Demonwarp and it's now on RiffTrax www.rifftrax.com/demonwarp

I’m old enough to remember when the president said last night China “stole” public data, so imagine my surprise when the federal government announces they will also be stealing public data

Weird I just got the update as well

out of nowhere i was thinking “whatever happened to that guy in the first spiderman movie who had the ‘you mess with one of us you mess with all of us’ line” and i looked him up and they actually brought him back for different roles in spiderman 2 and 3 after that. his name was daniel day lewis

Getting high and playing Pokemon. Today rules