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0:00 - 1:02: *rage* 1:02 - 1:10: lmfao 1:10 - End: *rage intensifies*

god fucking dammit everything sucks & i hate it all so much & i wanna lash out at everyone involved every remaining second til they’re dead or gone & i know it won’t help anything at all but i might need to just log off & start a 30 rock rewatch or w/e just to get my BP down some & try to regroup…

probably because the treaty is over 15 years old.

fuck it, man, let’s just admit america’s over & go our separate ways. carve the country in half, one side is trumpland & the other becomes a canadian province. give everyone a three-year eligibility window for subsidized moving costs from one to the other if they want. … irreconcilable differences.

*wearing my bulletproof “i voted” sticker*

I am impeaching Secretary Kristi Noem, who is an incompetent leader and a disgrace to our democracy. She wreaked havoc in the Chicagoland area and has brought her reign of terror to Minneapolis. One of her rogue ICE agents shot and killed an innocent woman today. It must come to an end.

i agree that it’s good & important to say, share, and remember her name but also *ahem* What’s. HIS. Fucking. Name.

can somebody please just fucking **** this guy.

i feel like the grinch when his heart grew three sizes that day except if it grew that much from filling with so much hate. ( #FuckICE )

This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.

never been a better time in american history to be an aspiring murderer.

me (the avg. centrist democrat amalgamated from a big shitpile of consultant-led focus groups, reacting to news of indiscriminate int’l killing & plundering & regular domestic secret police kidnappings & killings): “wow, this is awful. i could probably be saving 30¢ off my groceries if not for this”

i hope they do one of those avengers: doomsday teaser trailers for kelsey grammer.

i mean, there’s definitely just a nurse at that hospital who jerked him off once & he can’t let it go, right?

why “END OF” & not “ACTIVATION OF”, you cowards?!?… what is NATO even good for if the rest of you can’t all unite to hold us accountable for this type of shit?? hell you should have already intervened here long ago!!

kumail nanjiani on taskmaster series 21… how do i … feel … about this?… unclear, i suppose. much to consider.

magical

lmao at these fucksticks ridiculously blurring out all the agents but forgetting to blur them out in one of them.

it is with a contented heart that i must report “hancock” (2008) still whips ass.

mealy-mouthed horseshit. anything short of a full-throated call for impeachment & arrests is just a poll-tested tacit endorsement.

he’s gonna pay himself the reward isn’t he.

oh.

honestly doesn’t even seem worth the national PR backlash for anyone to even try to beat indiana anymore the rest of the way through. #americasteam

love 2 have to go to a “karaoke party” with all my wife’s co-workers that i’ve never met before. this is great.

ok, yeah. sure.

T-minus 15 minutes until Taskmaster New Year’s Treat Day. God bless us every one!!

more like Ryan DOY!!, amirite

kids swore up & down all day today that this was the year they’d make it & stay up all the way to midnight. oldest one tapped out at 10:43pm, about a half hour after his younger brother. (*cough*-USSIES!)

One of the best to ever do it

lol… just found & recharged a long discarded old & dead phone, look at this time capsule shit saved on it (featuring @polkpanther.bsky.social & @girlwonder.bsky.social) (for context - boy on the homescreen is in middle school now, with a 4th grade brother who didn’t exist yet then…)

there’s a space piss happening! right now!!

*guy who took the over at 80.5 voice*:

classic game of “touchdown tennis”, you love to see it.

hailee steinfeld needs to go full mattie ross mode & give her husband the stern browbeating of a lifetime.

next time she’s on there, and they’re back on here, i really need @blankcheck.bsky.social to ask rachel how she’s feeling about getting front-and-centered ahead of the king of england on the BFQoY 2025… 🤯

john hawkes was in rush hour??!

The Dallas Cowboys

looking forward to using this new “desktop punching bag” in a very normal way for all the normal reasons i might need it for.

netflix employee: oh hey u guys are back early cameraman: peaky blinders at the vikings game netflix employee: what? cameraman: *loading a pistol and getting back in uber* peaky blinders at the vikings game

just woke up from some sort of fugue state, bloodied & battered. the house is destroyed, everyone’s gone, the last thing i remember is hearing ian eagle say “fo shizzle my nizzle”.

did i just see a full bicep drake & heath ledger joker tattoo on that guy? … you gotta play with a full arm sleeve over that for national tv, my man.

why are they giving dallas & detroit, who have kept the thanksgiving games on lockdown forever, the christmas games now too? let someone else start a tradition for once, you egomaniacs.

reminding my kids when they complain at all about the one thing they wanted that they didn’t get that it doesn’t actually matter how naughty or nice you are all year, santa still mostly just gives the most, and most expensive, gifts to the kids from the richest families. ✊ #raisingsolidarity