It's officially official, I'm now a fancy-pants home owner

5 jobs you’ve had: Cashier Baker Computer Repair Pants Folder Buttplug Seller

My phone thinks this is very important

Little Oscar is growing up

Post yourself as a cartoon...

In my dream last night, I beat Taylor Swift at arm wrestling and she got mad and punched my car

It's after midnight and I'm organizing my crayons so they don't bother my grandma anymore

Started a new family in Sims 2. I almost forgot how goofy this game is compared to Sims 4

I love cats that snore 💤

Making friends with the goblins today

Steam's forums might be my least favorite place on the internet

While stuck in the bathroom, I have curated the perfect list of perfect homies. I highly recommend these cool cats to brighten your feed. 💕

OSRS #StatCheck time. I finally have a home and I run around a lot

It's balls night

Not enough snow to play in 😔

Just because someone chooses not to talk about something on their page, doesn't mean they don't care. Posting online doesn't make you king of the activists. Go outside and do something.

Might get a little drunk and play VRchat later. It's been a while

Happy #LetterboxdFriday! Time to post your #LastFourWatched 📲

Tonight started good, I was treated to red lobster, but then my sensitive ass got my feelings hurt 😮‍💨

Quitting smoking is improving my sense of smell. My mascara smells great. Sniff my eyeballs.

POST AN EMERGENCY CAT PIC

Face Reveal, wrong answer only

Finally got around to watching Heated Rivalry and my oh my it was good 🏒

I was able to sleep in today and it was awesome

I hope I can sleep in tomorrow 😴

Trying to deal with Airbnb support is giving me Chair Company vibes

A cat kissed me on the cheek today 🥹

Coloring with grandma

Post 4 albums from your time in highschool 💿

I messed up, but I'm once again a week cigarette free

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to: Radiohead Soundgarden Massive Attack Pixies Cannibal Corpse

I've been so hyper this weekend

It's an ABBA kinda night

I'm relieved that the next Sims dlc looks lame. I don't want to give them any more money.

4 video games that changed my life.

There are ten adults staying at the Airbnb next door when the rules say no more than six are allowed. I hope they trash the place so the host has a panic attack and gives up. Dude doesn't have an exterior camera so he deserves it.

Feels good to be back

My villagers are guilt tripping me so hard right now 😥

Wanna be Nintendo buddies? My code is SW-2498-3317-3113. Drop your dream address so I can snoop your islands 💕

Sorry boys, I'm married

Too cold 😞

We're getting married soon 💕

Oooo this ones cool

Hello I am looking to interact with new people. Usually SFW, sometimes NSFW Some interests 🍙Retro Games 🍙Farming sims/cozy games 🍙RPGs/JRPGs 🍙FFXIV 🍙Anime 🍙Vtubers 🍙Type-Moon 🍙DragonBall 🍙Cooking 🍙Reading 🍙Yapping 🍙Anime art & Ecchi 🍙Fighting Games 🍙Fire Emblem/Strategy Games #promosky #gamingsky

It's been 10 years since my last tattoo, I should probably go get another