I refuse to be a part of Facebook dating despite the irresistible urge to see who my secret crushes are LMFAOO

Is it too early to talk about interdimensional beings & parasites

Will never forgive the world for letting me grow up poor during this era

A filthy gal

Drinking dirty martinis out of a wine glass while it rains is healing

People will sit and call you sensitive and easily offended for having boundaries over & over then be shocked you hang up. Like pls I’m sparing you

I HATE THE COLD

My ex from too long to admit ago makes a cameo in my dream & then I yearn for 10 business days

Like is this rage bait

Its so crazy to me when ppl say i have no sense of humour because i don’t laugh at their offensive jokes.. apologies, but my jester hat does not jingle for ur ilk

Got too excited about a free jagermeister pop socket last night I covered dark magician girls face 😭

People have been getting me out of character so bad the last couple days I WANNA HE HUNKY DOREY 😭😭

I hate the guys that try too hard to seem cool like LMAO just bc you’re rude & talk low doesn’t make you suave

Can I just say this pissed me off so bad coming in this morning LMAO

Finally got Bluesky on my new phone yipppeee

Last night I had a couple & the wife was like “what’s on your shirt” & he mumbled something, she said “come again?” He said “no it’s barbecue sauce” 😭😂

I went to the bar, walked in & walked out LOL. Then went home put on pajamas to go to the deli to get beer - ofc everyone & they mamas was out so I looked like a person of Walmart ™️ But yay garage beer

The snail has caught up to me guys 😞 ugh my iCloud is full so I can’t even get the email LMAOO

Feeling a little official 🤓

i’m making my journal spread for today all spooky themed hehe ! 🎃🐈‍⬛ i think it’s rlly cute so far c:

Accidentally shared to much with my psych & ended up with an action plan

I’m not feeling good today 🥲

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Why my new boss at home looking me up at night on FB let alone sending me a friend request LMAO 😭

Being “darlin” & “sweetheart”ed to death (don’t save me I don’t wanna be saveddd)

good morning friends ❤️✨

Good morning to Britney Spears & her only

I’m convinced Pricilla killed Lisa Marie after my latest rabbit hole

I feel like it’s my first day at a new school tomorrow LMFAO it’s my first 12 hour day bartending the country club. A little sad bc I miss my restaurant fam but fuck majority of em also 💔

I’m at my friend’s business helping & saw someone I served at my fine dining gig - he told me I look fresh out of high school here vs about to finish law school there 😂😭 love the backsided compliments

Final Fantasy X ad (2001) #retro #art #gaming #FinalFantasy

Ordered a new phone as a reward since I don’t get a treat bag anymore

this is me, I fear. must be my number one simp or i'm not interested

Psychiatry is the funniest discipline on the planet. You'll hear about this seminal incredibly influential groundbreaking text from the 90s and when you read it it's like "we've confirmed for the first time that treating your child like shit makes them unsuited to live life as an adult"

I have one cavity so unfortunately I must pass away

Pushing 30 & I still cry every time I go to the dentist 😭

When I spot someone playing Dinos at locals.

Consuming even a good IPA is a race against the clock at one end of which is "This is fresh tasting and nice" and at the other is "If this fowl sludge doesn't sand off my tongue I will".

The children yearn for the mines, the men yearn for a item system that collects the items from various levels of the mine and transports it to the top to sort them out in different chests

been rewatching yugioh (again)... mai wife...

“Fade into you” has been playing on a loop in my mind for hours now

My eye on fire from allergies & the cause of allergies

Everyone around here tells me they can tell I’m not from here when I’ve lived here since I was 7 😭😭 & they all think I’m from up north or California

Yearnin

Hungry but everything is disgusting

Spiky boy #pokemon #art #pokemonart