cookie-maxxing 😤

I think the real lesson of Charlie & the Chocolate Factory is 80% of kids are terrible and will just ruin your sht if you invite them over #booksky

"the gay agenda" and it's literally just this

my little angel 😇❤️ #caturday

I started watching the late show because of Stephen Colbert and now its ending and I'm just not ready for this 😭💔

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap.

first job interview in a while 😮‍💨

tbh there was only one way to find out

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle

twirling my phone in my palm cause I'm such a cool* guy 😎 *anxious

looking innocent, planning chaos #caturday

realizing my childhood was even cooler than I remembered cause I forgot about this gem #ppg youtu.be/KNW7FJwWq9M

Name 10 Bands you've obsessed over at some point: #musicchallenge 1. The White Stripes 2. The Briefs 3. Caravan Palace 4. Beastie Boys 5. NOFX 6. 311 7. Jurassic 5 8. Gorillaz 9. Madness 10. The Clash

enjoying movies and chinese food with my wonderful mom cause I'm such a lucky guy 😁

Azura say relax #caturday

yes 🫠

Post your warning sign:

looks: served #caturday

*frantically dialing the oven knobs and rotary phone on my homemade time machine to escape all this*

hieroglyphics from a cooler time, in the long long ago

x marks the spot but for all the places i've put random shit thinking i wouldn't forget where i put that random shit but i absolutely did forget and my brain cannot be trusted write that shit down already

is that good?

void beans #blackcatsrule

I may not have set a PR this time but I still had a blast after a rough training season I kept getting distracted from my pace taking too many pictures though 😄📸

hockey is so awesome I wish canada was real

🤣🤣🤣💀🙏🤞

I love weed and chinese takeaway

It's Saturday! Post a cartoon TV series you love.

She sleepy #caturday

I ❤️ skater chicks

she steals my seat but I'm the bad guy #caturday

2 weeks left but getting better! I almost forgot how nice running is without debilitating pain 😄

writing "THIS MACHINE KILLS BAD VIBES" on my can of miller lite *everyone groans at my sht*

lost my car clicker yesterday running so I reran the route today no luck finding it but that's still 8 more miles in #mrbrightside

make a movie silly lord of the swings

post-molten lava cake clarity

she s t r e t c h #caturday

marathon training was supposed to be the full half, but injuries really set me back still able to get in 8 well enough with a few weeks left so not hopeless 😅

a short story: Azura vs the String #jrrtolkitten #blackcatsrule

totally unfair

When I make a good post.

Dear governments of the world, There are too many psychopaths in power nowadays. Please eliminate three. I am not a crackpot.

sharing my Skircle

just loafin #caturday

this is all because I don't drink enough water isn't it? 😔

just going to keep rewatching the Hobbit until I feel normal again

fake lizards are much more appropriate for psychokitties like Zuzu 🙂‍↕️ #mylittlepanther #blackcatsrule