ahhhhhh quick!!! make a robin hood movie where he’s evil actually!!!!!!! hurry!!!!!

some of my riddles are in jest, but others are earnest. the distinction lies within the eye of the beholder

[to my cats] just so you know there’s a lot of bad stuff going on out there

sorry i’m using the Royal Dipshit when i call you dipshit

if an individual’s net worth ever exceeds $1b it should trigger an automatic distribution of ownership to the employees and local communities of their largest business assets

this is so fucking horrible and disgusting

Your job as a citizen isn't to invent excuses for your representatives' inaction. I promise you it'll never be enough. We don't 'control Congress. We control Congress but not the presidency. We control both but we don't have 60 votes in the senate. Too bad, figure it out or make way for someone else

W I L L T H E Y ?!?!??!!?!!?

at this point it’s hard for anyone to deny that the us is a pyramid scheme to fund global terror

horrible prediction: the dnc pushed walz out so klobuchar could run and build her resume for potus

bro if klobuchar is governor of minnesota i am going to lose my fucking mind

you can’t spell uncool without cool

okay 2026 officially begins tomorrow

well you got me, columbo. time to give a full detailed confession just to be sure

sorry but i have to be stupid or i’ll explode

wife guy x boywife yaoi

columbo is such a wife guy

girlies what creams/oils/soaps do you recommend for clear skin on your thighs

no ethical consumption means you should try to consume less

what’s your perfect dream game that doesn’t exist

pure of heart posting hoursssss 💅✨

low poly gf

mtg x joi collab

you gotta learn to yes and before you can no but

it’s cool how every culture individually came to its own version of using dough as a vessel for other foods

leave it alone heel and stay roll over and shake and beg for the bone leave it alone

learning that baron trump is on discord this early into 2026 bodes very well for my ‘is a furry’ prediction

it’s cool how basically the entire internet is total fucking garbage now

singing improvised lyrics inspired by the bagel bites song in the melody of Isn’t She Lovely

sundays are for eating a lot of biscuits

we need more tick based games

brain go grrrrr

When someone with a real name handle blocks me it's like damn Carl Johnston, Exercise Physiologist residing at 319 Woodcliff Dr, Canton, Ohio what did I ever do to you or your beautiful family

i want to go back to 2012 when i was renting a basement room in a duplex that had a hole+ladder instead of a staircase and no wifi for $350/mo

seeing the younger folks who figured out their gender stuff early

👊💥 ah sorry 👊💥 ah sorry 👊💥 ah sorry 👊💥 ah sorry

sluttiness is godliness

do whatever you want forever and punch the haters

if you’ve ever wondered why somebody doesn’t just make a super lofi mmorpg with good systems, here it is. kind of a mix of wow classic and tibia but looks worse than both. having fun for $5

“I wish it need not have happened in my time,” said Frodo. “lmao" said Gandalf, “well it has.”

preemptive crowdfund to cover legal fees for the person who finally does it

like a good push would be enough

bro how tf has nobody killed him yet

I'm getting mixed messages about what is okay to do to presidents

i bring a dash of whimsy to the function

cept animal facts those are cool

smash mouth is cool again you can come out now

for whom the cat screms

Hi! I'm Espen, and I like: 🍥 watching a lot of anime 📷 taking photos and posting them! 👾 games in pretty much every shape and size 🤖 big robots and monsters 🚲 going for rides on my bike (Denki) 🍳 cooking and eating said cooking ↻ / ❤ are appreciated! #promosky