there aren’t a lot of subjective things that i still insist upon but Room on Fire is the strokes’ best album and it’s not very close

yoo hey that’s not what that means haha

ppl just assume that they understand everything from first principles and should charitably spread their interpretations without ever cracking a book or learning any historical context

this dumb fucking loser didn’t check trivago holy shitttttttt

there’s still time

he let me hit bc he hasnt memorized my attack patterns

come home the kettle's whistling my heart's a ghost limb reaching starburned and unkissed

used to be one of the rotten ones and i liked you for that now you’re all gone got your makeup on and you’re not coming back bleaching your teeth, smiling flash talking trash under your breath talking trash under my window park that car, drop that phone sleep on the floor, dream about me

there are unrealistic beard standards in hollywood

what in the heck

visceral fat sounds like a poetic description of a particularly rotund behind

butter beans kinda slap ngl

dming every new follower telling them to get me pictures of spiderman

[making small talk w the cishet couple] so which is like the silly one and which is more practical overall

all my homies hate facts

if you are alone in the bathroom you become the president of the bathroom, but once other people enter you gotta have a vote

thinkin bout the time an older doorman in chicago called me Miss he was real af for that

I Am No Longer Mentally Ill

[random small pain in my leg] 🫵 blood clot

he's fucking right

BREATH OF FIRE CAPCOM 1994 SNES

🩷today is your day!🩷 ❤️your dreams are attainable!❤️ 🧡I believe in you always!🧡 💛you are not behind!💛 💚good things are coming!💚 🩵the world is better with you here!🩵 💙you deserve unconditional love!💙 💜nothing can stop you except you!💜

oh soory no u can’t commiserate w us

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! (does nothing)

sandwich guy champloo

columbo bebop

Never show someone something on your phone

vifeo garm!!!!

these socks are fuckin 2-ply

[heading to the bathroom] i have to hit the little boys 👊💥

post a perfect album from the 90s

Sorry I’m late, at the last minute Bob Ross added a huge ugly tree right down the side of the painting and I had to stick around to see how he made it work out.

when all the girls said he’s really fly for white guy i really felt that

something to do a reason to care + ————————— game

when the horseradish clears ur sinuses just right 🥲🥲

sorry if i ever did anything u don’t like

oh you don’t pick your nose ?? so you just have tons of gross dry boogies in there ??? 🤢

ya i’m an incel (involuntary celebrator)

Bob Rodriguez, Cat-Band-Do, 1983

eating leftovers rn so seems like a good time to share what xmas dinner looked like last night 🤓 happy holidays!! 😋

there is only one gender

using ai to fabricate memories for someone with dementia is soo supremely fucked up

get u a girl who screams in her sleep

rule #1 is you never pass up an item if there’s space in your bag

if u don’t immediately run to the bathroom after your holiday dinner you probably messed something up

the holiday dinner is sposed to all blend together on the plate

nobody’s allowed to complain about my incessant vocal stimming while i cook xmas dinner 😈