it’s sorta weird how stuff makes sense

people forget but air bud was an absolute liability on defense

lmao

there were a couple years where i thought lil nas x was just a really funny internet guy

abolish ICE

need to get into columbo

Do people generally know about the asexual black ring on the right hand middle finger thing?

this summer/fall i ripped all the rotting boards + rusted screws from our deck, reinforced the joists, and replaced 2/3 of the surface boards 💅

where are my SuperTed homies

mandatory 6mos living on minimum wage for all citizens by the age of 22

wait who fell

I've been hearing of a lot of people with bad dreams, seeing bad omens, stuff like that. Haven't you?

not that anyone should need the reminder but hoooooooo boy fuck the new york times forever

women can do anything

getting up to my bullshit at 3am

Marvelous: Mōhitotsu no Takarajima, or as It's often translated, "Marvelous: Another Treasure Island". A fun little action puzzler for the Super Famicom that unfortunately was just a bit too late to be considered for localization, coming out in October of 1996.

I see people talking about Cloud gaming again. Time for my rant. Cloud based gaming isn’t for your benefit, it’s for corporations benefit. The fact that it keeps you from buying a console is a “happy accident”. The real advantage is companies don’t have to give the consumer the game.

Level Up! +10% Knowing When To Shut The Fuck Up +10% Minding Your Own Damn Business +10% Being A Chill Homie

not to jinx it but all this good news has me thinking 2026 might be slightly less horrible

conservative feminism is an oxymoron, which is pretty clearly illustrated by the original headline of this nyt piece

sooo so so so weird that sailing comes out in 2 weeks

when the new hyper fixation hits 🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨

it was so vulnerable of ben folds to compare his pregnant girlfriend to a brick slowly drowning him

fbi watchlists are a catch-22 like ofc i don’t want to be surveilled but i do want to sit with the cool kids

trying to replace naps with caffeine

kitty (17) had a vet appt to express her anal glands and we have been informed that they were “obnoxiously full” 🥰

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i swear autocorrect fucks up something that was already correct more often than it fixes typos

the real litmus test for a candidate’s electability is whether straight white women would climb them

nyc rents should come down nicely once all those rich ppl move away

communism, ho! ^^

365 cuddle girl should we do a little weed should we have a little wine

boobie penits gif 60fps

could this be a small mischievous goblin ??

whoops i have fallen victim to some sort of inebriation

fantasy series pilot checklist: - extreme violence - boobies

Anyone want to be a part of my experiment?

In 2007 we all thought we’d have a folk punk president by now

wait so i’ve been performing for you all this time and you’ve just been existing naturally

When I share an accomplishment and the person says "never had a doubt" it's like, ok that's nice but you need to understand I shouldn't have agreed to do this and it almost didn't happen.

sometimes you have to step over the line to find it

Oh, Dick Cheney died? Well-- *sees Bluesky mod around corner* What's really important is championing the open protocol.

cultivating ur toenails like a bonsai tree

writing a syllabus be like

ceci n'est pas une peepee

ceci n'est pas une poop

cats heal psychic damage

media talks about populism in this ominous way and you look it up thinking it must be a misnomer but then it’s just “appealing to the majority of the population”

savory scones >>>>>>>>>>

readjusting to life after being declared a "failed experiment" by my mad scientist