Can't tell you how many members of Congress who *at best* had nothing to say when I asked about the Minab girls school attack. There is a profanely cold detachment inside Capitol Hill, a mode completely unrecognizable to common human decency I wish I could properly convey to you.

MOST EARNED IT Minneapolis MOST SYMBOLICALLY CORRECT Philly MOST DEVASTATING TO TRUMP New York FUNNIEST Miami

mods are asleep post camera falling out of plane and landing in a pig pen to be licked by a pig

waiting for the end like

Where's the Shadow Government when you need it? www.youtube.com/watch?v=OI6Q...

we're gonna have to invent quadbunals

Completely unstable and perilous. The House must bring up impeachment articles, and the Senate needs to remove a president who wants to commit war crimes. We cannot sit idly by as Donald Trump threatens to end an entire civilization.

War crime tribunals aren’t enough we gotta put him in a Harlan Ellison short story.

I don’t know how this ridiculous child is still not adopted, but if you want some chaos in your life that doesn’t have anything to do with world events, Laguna is your guy. He loves to be picked up and held, gives great kisses & purrs like a lawnmower. Elkton, MD. www.petfinder.com/member/us/md...

So nice of these types of guys to loudly advertise how entirely undateable they are, like brightly colored tree frogs of toxic masculinity.

Read the story. Not a peep that the PCBs came from general electric. They just happened to be in the river and were now magically lowered.

Another long day of grooming the tummy fluff

Dear Steve, Your Adobe Creative Cloud plan includes a swift, non-negotiable kick in the balls. Right in the jaxy masters. A hard punter right up in the Q.F. Sullivan's. A straight boot into the horrible twos. A real barf 'n' lurch. A, fuckin', a

When people were wondering if Trump would sue for peace or put boots on the ground they ignored the secret third thing (do war crimes)

A mutual mentioned the Turbo Tax K-Pop Demon Hunters knockoff theme (curses upon it) so I searched my camera roll for "anime tax" and got not just the local anime-themed tax prep office, but the last time I was sick, and the manhua that came with a shaving brush I bought. Life's rich tapestry.

International students, should they come despite the danger, pay full price and colleges and universities have long relied on that funding. And as Trump's new budget proposes slashing funding for students pursuing college and university educations. No "investment." www.edweek.org/policy-polit...

There was once an enslaved man who stole a Confederate ship and sailed his a bunch of families to Union controlled waters & got everyone free. Then he fought as a soldier in the Union Army. Then he was elected to US House of Representatives. Robert Smalls was born 187 years ago today

Trump is asking Congress for the biggest counterterrorism budget in years to implement NSPM-7, the national security directive targeting "anti-Americanism," "anti-Christianity" and "anti-capitalism" www.kenklippenstein.com/p/fbis-new-p...

It occurs to me that there are Republicans in Congress who assured themselves a year ago that they’d be able to shut it all down if things ever got wildly out of control, not realizing that when things are wildly out of control is exactly the time that it’s hardest to shut it all down.

I cannot stress enough that you are fucking British

possibly the worst thing I've ever seen

The debate.

I've listened to a lot of Rude Tales of Magic but @bransonreese.bsky.social saying "please describe what happens to your head 'cause it's different than what happens to your body" is the hardest I've ever laughed at this show.

Seeing this kind of writing on TV is funny because the first television show ever aired (The Sopranos) is about how easily bad people simulate this kind of self-awareness while not changing their behavior.

This website is FREE

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

my husband just sent me this

It's funny because I feel that everyone who was a blogger in the old days understands this intuitively in a first_time.gif way. Nothing is on an endless arc.

My dad has an EV and is shocked by how they look at his car and shrug when he brings it in. Like they just add wiper fluid.

If they kill bluesky I'll be out there RTing and faving the little brown birds in my garden IDGAF

i’ve seen every social network i love die, you cannot scare me

i'm an athiest so i don't want to speak for anyone but what an honor it would be as a servant of god to be fired by a drunk sadist under the thumb of a guy best described as "dumb antichrist"

the entire attorney general belongs in the trash

There is a big difference between "I can't post on bluesky without getting yelled at" and "I can't post whatever I want on bluesky and only be praised" Curation tools let you short-circuit the former. Sorry, you're gonna have to work a lot harder for the latter. lol

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides the nytimes:

You know whose fault it actually is that bluesky is dying? the reply guys, who consistently let down power users with substandard riffs and slightly off-topic GIFs

I made a little Instagram reel about this image because it’s just so frickin’ cool

It always cracks me up that this is the only product that users are supposed to shoulder the burden of growing. Apple doesn't call me once a week like "Bad news sir the quarter's not looking good"

Isaac Chotiner: You say the two cats who live in your house are "Jerks" and you don't care for them Me: Absolutely. They are the burdens of my life Chotiner: It seems you spent an hour searching for special food for them and paid more for it than you do even for your own food. Me: That's--Hold on,

this is weird

I’ll take it further. Rich people should be forced to use the same social programs everyone else uses. There should be no option.

People at the Times are dishonest and not very bright, but also, creating and administrating a labyrinthine and ineffectual means-testing bureaucracy is a good job for the unexceptional children of the Times-reading class. They want those plum jobs for their kids.

All but three (!) of the 1,651 refugees admitted into the United States in the three most recent months we have data are white South Africans. For comparison, in 2024, the U.S. admitted 100,060 refugees. It's an explicit white supremacist project. www.rpc.state.gov/documents/Re...

I assume they'll hire someone with very straightforward competency who will make exactly one (1) joke per year (it will be about the 1991 Halloween snowstorm), but I would love for this to be someone who brought a voice and was allowed to cook.

Remember when Geordi walked in on him in the holodeck and he was just strangling Borg? And Geordi had to be like “this is fucked up even for me”

We know from other reporting that these are all females, they are not all biologically related, and they both kept the mother company during the birth and worked together to keep the newborn afloat until it achieved its buoyancy. The newborn is the slightly darker whale being boosted to the surface: