He war on my world till I one

Stepped out to get a chicken sandwich and its so nice outside out i’m so mad I should be 5 miles in a random direction on the waterfront but ikea lied to me about when this shelf is getting in

When i was in middle school my friends and I came up with a made up battlefront 2 mode called “dancing with palpatine.” I don’t remember any of the rules but i remember it was awesome

One time in college i was in a carpentry class and one of the other guys in it built a spice rack that only held 6 spices and the professor asked why he made it so small he said “because I can’t afford more spices than that.” And then after class he came over to me and told me that was a lie

Decided to wait inside all day because I’m expecting a furniture delivery but it was supposed to be here by 2 hours ago. I could have taken a walk. I could have gone and gotten lunch somewhere

Jumping spiders are so awesome i love how expressive they are

numb/encore playing at the bar

(Watching palpatine get thrown down the pit in episode 6) we could all hope to die so elegantly

it feels so awesome to drink coffee out of an enamel mug except for how hot the handle gets so you can't drink out of it until the coffees already warm and then also it rusts super easily so you have to handwash it and dry it super carefully

It's some sort of positive omen that my first migraine in Chicago happened at 11pm so I could immediately go to sleep and not in the morning so it ruins my whole day like it typically does

Hooking up with Jodo Kast and telling everyone it was Boba Fett

I like buying one medium drip coffee and then taking it home and pouring it into a smaller mug so it feels like I'm actually drinking 2-3 cups of coffee

just got a youtube ad for the concept of drowning

Not gonna lie i like how it smells outside today. It’s like a campfire

Making sweet love to a beautiful robot woman while the reddit logo robot watches from the corner

Last night I had a dream that I had a long lost brother who was like 40 and also Asian. Also I was back living in my college apartment except the floor was asphalt and had grass growing through the cracks and tons of bugs were everywhere but in a nature way not in an infestation way

the best mod in gaming history is the one that lets you turn one of your squadmates in Left For Dead 2 into an Imperial Probe Droid

It looks so beautiful outside today I should open my window and take a nice huge breath

every other week about half of my work hours are just spent reading. Like that's what I am told to do. I'm not necessarily complaining I just think it's weird that's one of like 5 things my boss doesn't use AI on

watching speedruns for games I've never played on the clock

The packaging for socks is too elaborate now. It should just be a paper bag that says “there are 6 pairs of socks in here” and that’s it

A burger and a coffee is basically the ideal lunch combo the problem is that 95% of burgers now are too big and disgusting to fill this role

(To the cashier at New Balance who doesnt get paid enough) I believe the Nike Corporate has placed a curse upon me because of my allegiance to your brand

{frantic Wizard} you fools! You forgot to guard the summoning circle. Who knows what that moron will manifest! we’ve got to shut it down. {walking into the circle accidentally and mumbling to myself} hoagiefest year round. Hoagie fest all year long. Why should it end ever

I cannot stand Corran Horn. Worst EU protag I’ve read to this day. Can’t go 5 pages without reminding us he used to be a cop and his dad was a cop and his dad died in the line of duty

It’s really interesting replaying Presage now in 2026 with all the lore we have on the Witness and Winnower because “The Darkness” Calus is communicating with in that is clearly supposed to be both of those things. They were supposed to be the same entity.

The really annoying thing is my controller that somehow developed drift just sitting on my tv stand for a year already has even worse drift than the 4 year old controller that I’d been using constantly that whole time

I havent figured out what yet but certainly there’s some sort of cosmic significance to the fact that I only ever chafe on the thigh that’s diagonally opposite the hand I write with

My boss loves to have me make a google doc and send him the link and then next time we’re in a call he says he forgot to save the link and I need to send it to him again right there in the call so he doesn’t forget. We do this every single time I make a document for him.

(Getting caught heavy day drinking on the clock) I’m doing it to kill the diarrhea parasite. So I don’t have to call out if i get it

I was gonna get a cobb salad for lunch but I’m scared of the diarrhea parasite

Next time i get real sick I’m gonna drink a whole bottle of nyquil and listen to I Got It by Ween really loud so I can go insane

Not sure why I made the conscious choice to bring only 1 swim suit to move to a city with beaches and a huge waterfront. Like I had 2 in philly and when packing i deliberately chose to leave one behind. Why did I do that.

“Download the Reddit app to keep using reddit” how about you count your fucking luck that I was desperate enough to click on this cesspool of a site to begin with. Know your place

I wish I had the confidence to pull off the bright red chocolate and cheese hoodie Ween is selling on their store now

I’d kill a man or a large bird for a pacifico right now. No other beasts though, I’m discerning in my violence

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Genuinely insane you can’t bind throwable melees to a separate button than normal ones in D2. Really fucks over hammer titan builds

Do i wanna cook plain pasta or go to 7/11 for dinner

the other day I googled "youtube" and for some insane reason the first result was a sponsored link that looked exactly like the default youtube one but it took me to a specific video instead of the homepage and that video was 6 hours of Jazz Music to Relax To

at any given time in my life there are 4-6 hoodies I am considering purchasing

Rolled up droideka going over one of the big dirt ramp jumps at a monster truck rally

Really dig how many pigeons i can see from my apartment window every morning now

Sundy Evning

Just realized i left my halo 3 odst t shirt in PA

I fucked up.

I might order a fat tire ale shirt on the internet. I might also order the original lego vulture droid from 1999 on the internet

4 beers to target run to long walk pipeline

(Assuming the reason my Quarian GF never wants to go out with me is that she’s introverted but it’s actually because she’s twice my age and I can’t tell because she uses the suit to hide it so I have no clue.)