Much as I’ve enjoyed mocking and hating on the game over the years I’m a little sad to see Destiny 2 coming to the end of its rope. I used to play so much of that, met a lot of friends through it. I was very emotionally unwell for a lot of of that time but hey i lived it all the same

I call this piece “the horrific aftermath of eating a toasted sesame bagel”

Darth Maul is one of the coolest guys in star wars but unfortunately him having his own show has pushed him past “it’s cool they brought him back and gave him more depth” into “filoni hyperfixated on this character and ruined him”

They still haven’t put my ac back in but at least it’s down 30 degrees today

every once in a while my computer will reset one of my desktop wallpapers to this awful image of farmland and I dont know why it does it or where its getting the picture. I dont have it saved. i wish it would stop doing that.

Bing century starts now

it's still so crazy that the exorcist tv show was that good.

"We're sending out a team this week to reinstall AC units" what does that mean. This week could mean today or it could mean you're going to wait until it's down to 60 on thursday to actually do anything. Pick a day and tell me so i can plan around it.

I wanna get one of those big mouspads that covers the entire width of your desk I'm just trying to decide if I want to get one with like a turkish rug pattern or western imagery on it. I would be buying this after I move either way.

i bet Obi-Wan was making r4 fly him home from the club sloshed all the time.

parking my y-wing in such a way that the car behind me gets stuck between the giant thrusters and can't back out because there's a car behind him. he comes back and starts yelling at my astromech droid but it completely ignores him and keeps rotating its head to look a different way

thought someone in this coffee shop had really squeaky shoes but I just looked up and this couple across from me brought their pet parakeet in.

if i was dating someone who told me they were 27 and it turned out they were much older, i would feel like i won the lottery

#yup #everydayisawholelife

soft pretzel is an underappreciated hangover recovery food

Guys its so fucking gnarly in my apartment rn. 90 degrees no ac i’m dying

My ideal Punisher story is he kills some c-grade spider-man villain like Boomerang or Big Wheel at the start and then the entire rest of the story is him running from Spider-Man and realizing in horror that this whole world of guys who can lift trains has been just barely tolerating his existence

What the fuck is happening

Hungover and i have to be on a call in like 30 minutes

We’ve met before, haven’t we?

Thought i was sort of hiding how drunk i was but stopped in a deli to get a sandwich and one of the employees immediately came up to me and was like “hi sweetie :) do you need a cup of water”

I bought like 3 t shirts today but it got offset because i got a free hoodie from a bar I’m a regular at

If you have 5 beers in a day but you also walk 5 miles it cancels out and god loves you.

Allergies bothering me today… better drink 6 beers about it

Baldur’s Gate 3 is sort of interesting to me but the thought of playing a game that takes >20 hours sounds awful to me now

Robocop has never really been willing to actually critique the police so it’s really awesome that the bad guy in Rogue City: Unfinished Business is explicitly a thin blue line guy and you can have murphy tell him to go to hell whenever he attempts to appeal to you as a fellow officer

Really is kinda heart breaking going to any street festival now and seeing all the small businesses or local shops that have gone all in on ai merch now

Feel like I just completed a long running side quest I didn’t even know was a quest. Middle aged guy i’ve gotten sloshed with at a bar in my neighborhood a couple of times has a booth at the Italian Market Festival and gave me a free shirt

Whole foods hotbar shohld be open 24/7. For me. Please

Does anyone want my nespresso machine. I dont use it anymore i dont like buying pods

Soundcloud has one of the most fascinating user bases. Just clicked on a slowed down version of Blue (Da Ba Dee) and the first comment was “no jews here”

3 Fiddleheads 1 Dark Lager

Barbers are physically and psychologically incapable of taking just a little bit off or doing just a trim. They just can't help themselves. It's an addiction.

You’re a real one if you know this spot

{2038. Talking on a podcast about my time in President Hunter Biden’s shock trooper corp} there’s actually a bar beneath the pentagon where you can order drinks named after famous historical military figures. Yeah like Afterlife in Cyberpunk. The Pete Hegseth is a full beer stein of just whiskey

Apartment complexes with Lady Antebellum song title names are always so pleasant, meanwhile ones with generic noun names (The Towers, The Residencies) make you feel like Batman gonna raid the place

i might buy a kindle on ebay sometime

just saw Emperor Palpatine on the mfl. He got off in Fishtown. He had an LL Bean tote bag

had a big burrito bowl for lunch with a diet coke and I'll probably also have 2 more coffees today still.

My boss is very over-reliant on AI in so many ways and yet somehow so much of my job day to day is just him sending me stuff and being like "read this and then tell me about it"

It’s funny that there have been not 1, not 2, but 3 different explanations as to why Obi-Wan’s droid is named R4 despite having an R2 dome

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500 dollars too much for the switch 2 but the concept of having something that can run all the retro consoles and all the games I already own AND new releases besides my dying 6 year old series s is very appealing to me.

thought i was being too harsh in my judgement of this acquaintance I hadn't spoken to in half a year but ran into her at a bar the other day and she like totally unprompted starting telling me about her recent gynecology diagnosis.

i should be allowed to have some sort of medium flightless bird as a pet. Penguin maybe. Kiwi would be good.

(when Garth Ennis has The Boys bash in the skull of a character who is just Thor but a rapist) Damn... the violence is this comic is so gratuitous... (when Amazon has Aryan Superman kill a room full of random civilians for the 4th time) This is actually very nuanced... This has meaning...

it's really insane to me that the guy who made Supernatural is the showrunner on the boys and somehow they ended up totally ditching the monster of the week format the comics did for the majority of their run. These guys should be killing a different spoof of a silver age b-lister every episode