Tron Ares would be a much better film if Ares kept his helmet on for much more of the run time. Partially because the less we see of Jared Leto the better but also because the character works much better if he’s a faceless machine for half the film

50 children died

The primordial spongebob

My uncle left a 6 pack of fiddleheads in the fridge I’m so excited

They couldn’t do it because Network Television was so homophobic and evil at the time but they really missed a huge opportunity by not having John and Luka be gay for each other on ER

The city where dreams come true

I have always felt this way but now there really isn't a smokescreen for it anymore lol. Government trying to set up a nationwide concentration camp network and we still got people being like but in China they can't go to pornhub

For the first 6 months I have a sweatshirt i’m so paranoid about messing it up or spilling stuff on it and then after that it doesn’t matter. It’s like a switch flips. I spill coffee on em I get oil on em. Whatever

My boss loves to get 300 hours into a project and then decide it’s not worth the remaining 12 it would take to finish it. Which is fine i guess I get paid either way

I’m going gonna be slurping cervezas at the wretched grove later if you wanna come project dreams together

Doctor Romano I can’t wait for you to explode. I wish his arm replacement had gotten horribly infected and he died slowly

This is a Nazi move. Stripping people of rights, invalidating their IDs, setting them up for criminalization and imprisonment. If you don't support trans rights, you support fascism.

I won’t say nj transit is Less reliable than SEPTA but it is certainly unreliable in less expected ways

buy the lego the office set and then setting it up so everyone is being attacked and killed by my lego super battle droids

The underrepresentation of crewnecks relative to hoodies in the sweatshirt market needs to be talked about more. Not a single one in all of Snipes or Footlocker

walking a mile and a half to get a single cup of black drip coffee from a specific place because i like their vibes

I’m allowed to change my profile picture every few days because I am bisexual. If I was straight it would be illegal

Thinking about that astromech droid in RoTJ who despite being an R5 unit only has two eyes

My instagram algorithm wants me to work on an oil rig so bad

(jar jar binks big gooberfish voice) Big Doberman

hate when you search band merch on ebay and its a ton of people printing new stuff to sell. I'm looking for old stuff. thats why im on ebay. If i wanted to get something printed id be on teepublic or whatever

Sitting on my bed staring at the wall listening to the entirety of More Songs about Buildings and Food

Met another bar dog tonight

2 dollar highlife

There should be a bin at the grocery store filled with lego battle droids and you can just scoop them into a bag and then they weigh it at checkout

Do I go to a bar for dinner on the way home today or do I get Indian Takeout hmmmmmmmm

Who do you think that is there?!

If I were valve i would be sending strike teams into every AI company's headquarters to re-enact the end of Modern Warfare 3. The Steam Deck was selling like hotcakes and now they don't have the parts to keep them in production because everyone wants to generate videos of Epstein in Tokyo Drift

far off lands near me

I have taken to referring to my closet at my parents house where i deposit clothes i don’t need but like too much to donate as “the archives.” My father doesn’t like this.

This is gonna take way longer than i thought because they included duplicates of every piece in both shades of green and i’m trying out every possible combination

Weird that the P-Bandai Zaku Cannon includes everything necessary to convert it to a Half Cannon except the normal Zaku mono-eye rail. Feels like such a bizarre piece to leave out. You gave me the top of the helmet and the bottom of the helmet. Why not the middle

Just realized that the quiksilver logo is supposed to be a wave going over a mountain to symbolize them bringing surfing and snowboarding together. That’s so beautiful.

Found what i thought was a perfect crewneck at the thrift store today. Checked all my boxes. But then i examined it and it turned out just to be a longsleeve shirt they put in the wrong section. Unforgivable

The people of south philly love leaving solid sheets of ice on their sidewalk so that you can get a speed boost while you’re walking around. They do this because they are kind

Earlier today I was eating a sandwich in the park and this small child was screaming in rage and attacking a snowman

The Hunters and the mystery around them were like the coolest part of Division 1. It's such a shame they just made them another type of evil Division agent. There's like 2 other types of that already. They should have been Spetznaz Supercommandos or like North Korean Sarduakar.

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The key to a good pork roll egg and cheese is egg texture and cheese quantity. It’s remarkably hard to mess up the pork roll part

It also says that folks love an unlikely friendship where one guy is really short and one guy is really tall

All this windows 11 nonsense is making me feel thankful to be a mac user. Not for the first time ever but only for like, maybe the third

Rapidly melting snow has revealed yet another leak in my ceiling

They’re making me stand on the guillotine so it cuts me in half the long wayy tomorrow. Everyone else just gets to be normal decapitated but I have to get cut in half the long way because I am bisexual

Bagel walk

I’m really proud of myself for how many bagels i’ve eaten this year

Super battle droid dropping onto all fours and running at you like a gorilla

When my sister moved into her apartment we found a gigantic box of irish spring bar soap that she gave to me and I’m still going through it 2.5 years later

good morning sweet babies… hiroshi nagai for your cold shitty monday…

I’m gonna be so pissed if my power dies while i’m taking a dump

I dont know guys i think this one’s gonna be a dud again