Unpopular opinion: Jeff Bezos looks okay, but imagine how much better he would look if he did some steroids.

We asked 100 people what is a good name for a man

Got this yesterday. About to drop a nuclear truth bomb on the sheeple at the Cobble Hill Trader Joe’s

My friend Matt Koff has a very funny new standup set on YouTube

james lipton IS shia labeouf IN curtis sliwa: renegade angel

RIP to the genius behind “Strokin,” one of the all-time funniest songs.

Happy one-year anniversary to the craziest sign I've ever seen in the window of a pizza shop

Fighting over Bluesky and X is so funny. It's like two rival opera companies screaming at each other. Persuasion is done via short form video now, we're both retirement homes for uggos.

Incredible stuff. Thanks harry

Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet

Can't stop singing this to the theme of the Muppet Show

A fan has stolen a Hawks courtside chair and is humping it at the marta station

Props to the editor who allowed this writer to publish the once-in-a-lifetime phrase “got clown on one knee”

Phillies fan sporting a CRANKIN HOG 69 jersey during a food segment on Sunday Night Baseball

Guy who voted for Geogre Bush twice writing in a place called The Liberal Gazette: As we approach 2028, Democrats should be doing unpopular things that make them look stupid

Disrespectful to Kobe

(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) Jonathan Majors (also to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) Fell through a window

Democrats when they're trying to decide how they're going to blow it in 2028

LOOPER (2012)

Wow: 72% of voters now believe that Fleishman is in trouble — a Trump 2nd-term high.

Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems

The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

Rest now, Kristi. We have the watch. I'll see you at CPAC Tallahassee

Why does this email from Chick Fil A make it sound like I'm about to die

(wizard open mic) don’t ya hate it when your homunculus becomes ensouled? (audience murmuring derisively) sooo much paperwork (cough. couple hisses. squinting past the stage lights) ah i see we have a few clay friends in the audience tonight, that’s awesome

Kash Patel is going to make history as the first FBI director to get medically evacuated from Burning Man

I'll put a twist on this: I love the opening dance scene in CLIMAX, and have watched it multiple times, but I wouldn't watch any other part of that movie again.

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(lips pressed incomprehensibly close to the microphone) Bunghazi

For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show

Whatever you think of the Washington Post at this moment, here's a chance to support the dedicated, hard-working journalists who were just laid off. If you have the means, your donation is most welcome. If you don't, a kind thought and maybe spreading the word to others is support enough 💙

He looks like Peter Griffin in "Death of a Salesman"

whenever i see the quarterback matchup for the super bowl this is all i can think of. sorry.

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

They wrote an article about your posts

every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier

ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.

Oh man how could I forget this one

truly one of the geniuses of posting

One of the best to ever do it

Read this headline too fast and thought Radiohead had released a watch

My primary memory of Dan Bongino’s tenure as Assistant FBI director will always be how I would occasionally stop what I was doing and suddenly remember that Dan Bongino was the Assistant FBI Director

"Possible 2028 Contender"...for what?

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