Jason O. Gilbert
@gilbertjasono.bsky.social
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“comedy” writer for “television”
Unpopular opinion: Jeff Bezos looks okay, but imagine how much better he would look if he did some steroids.
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We asked 100 people what is a good name for a man
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Got this yesterday. About to drop a nuclear truth bomb on the sheeple at the Cobble Hill Trader Joe’s
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My friend Matt Koff has a very funny new standup set on YouTube
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Matt Koff - Cat Man (2026) | Full Standup Comedy Special
YouTube video by Matt Koff
https://youtu.be/lM0HsAzDQjg?si=-9yfV-lsWVYWc7dl
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muscular baby jeb lund
10 days ago
james lipton IS shia labeouf IN curtis sliwa: renegade angel
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RIP to the genius behind “Strokin,” one of the all-time funniest songs.
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Blue sky nice ghost
11 days ago
Happy one-year anniversary to the craziest sign I've ever seen in the window of a pizza shop
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Subscribe to Radio Free America (link in bio)
13 days ago
Fighting over Bluesky and X is so funny. It's like two rival opera companies screaming at each other. Persuasion is done via short form video now, we're both retirement homes for uggos.
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Incredible stuff. Thanks harry
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Matthewせいじ
11 months ago
Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet
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Jill Twiss
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Can't stop singing this to the theme of the Muppet Show
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Alex Ip 葉清霖
about 1 month ago
A fan has stolen a Hawks courtside chair and is humping it at the marta station
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Props to the editor who allowed this writer to publish the once-in-a-lifetime phrase “got clown on one knee”
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Baseball GIFs
about 1 month ago
Phillies fan sporting a CRANKIN HOG 69 jersey during a food segment on Sunday Night Baseball
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maple cocaine
about 2 months ago
Guy who voted for Geogre Bush twice writing in a place called The Liberal Gazette: As we approach 2028, Democrats should be doing unpopular things that make them look stupid
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Disrespectful to Kobe
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(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) Jonathan Majors (also to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) Fell through a window
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The Car Chase from Chapell Ronin
about 2 months ago
Democrats when they're trying to decide how they're going to blow it in 2028
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LOOPER (2012)
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Wow: 72% of voters now believe that Fleishman is in trouble — a Trump 2nd-term high.
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Five-Time Regional Kosho Championship Semi-Finalist
2 months ago
Very on-brand for Gingrich to seek out a new, younger canal the moment the current canal starts having health problems
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Tyler McBrien
3 months ago
The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."
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Pablo Hidalgo
3 months ago
Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:
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Dan O’Sullivan
3 months ago
Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership
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Rest now, Kristi. We have the watch. I'll see you at CPAC Tallahassee
3 months ago
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Why does this email from Chick Fil A make it sound like I'm about to die
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marty bigtime
3 months ago
(wizard open mic) don’t ya hate it when your homunculus becomes ensouled? (audience murmuring derisively) sooo much paperwork (cough. couple hisses. squinting past the stage lights) ah i see we have a few clay friends in the audience tonight, that’s awesome
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Kash Patel is going to make history as the first FBI director to get medically evacuated from Burning Man
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I'll put a twist on this: I love the opening dance scene in CLIMAX, and have watched it multiple times, but I wouldn't watch any other part of that movie again.
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3 months ago
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alyssa bereznak
3 months ago
we're hiring an associate editor to help build out our grooming coverage at GQ! if you're interested in all things men's hair + body + face (and you got that gaga reference) email me your resume
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Associate Editor, Grooming & Style, GQ
Since 1957, GQ has inspired its readers with unparalleled coverage of style, fashion, culture, news, politics, and more. From award-winning journalism and feature writing to unforgettable photography,...
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(lips pressed incomprehensibly close to the microphone) Bunghazi
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3 months ago
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For more singing toilets tune into the Turning Point USA halftime show
4 months ago
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Will Oremus
4 months ago
Whatever you think of the Washington Post at this moment, here's a chance to support the dedicated, hard-working journalists who were just laid off. If you have the means, your donation is most welcome. If you don't, a kind thought and maybe spreading the word to others is support enough 💙
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Donate to Washington Post 2026 layoff fund, organized by Rachel Siegel
On Wednesday, Feb. 4, 2026, The Washington Post laid off hundreds of journalists. We ar… Rachel Siegel needs your support for Washington Post 2026 layoff fund
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He looks like Peter Griffin in "Death of a Salesman"
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4 months ago
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whenever i see the quarterback matchup for the super bowl this is all i can think of. sorry.
4 months ago
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Jeff Rueter
4 months ago
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."
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They wrote an article about your posts
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Not the Guy
5 months ago
every NYT headline is like…They expected pee: poo greeted them instead
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Jesse
5 months ago
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leon
5 months ago
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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ceej
5 months ago
ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court.
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Luke O'Neil
5 months ago
Oh man how could I forget this one
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violentlycar
5 months ago
truly one of the geniuses of posting
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Luke O'Neil
5 months ago
One of the best to ever do it
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Read this headline too fast and thought Radiohead had released a watch
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My primary memory of Dan Bongino’s tenure as Assistant FBI director will always be how I would occasionally stop what I was doing and suddenly remember that Dan Bongino was the Assistant FBI Director
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"Possible 2028 Contender"...for what?
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6 months ago
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