i was trying to find an old tweet that i couldn't fully remember the text of and then this happened and now i don't even care about the tweet anymore

@kavi.bsky.social lol did you manually pick the questions today

hello 👋 i have developed a new tool called blüuümpíi. blüuümpíi will convert every file on your hard drive to a .wav file without asking you, maximize your system volume, and play them on every bluetooth speaker you have ever connected to. if you offer feedback on blüuümpíi i will take legal action

hey catch

here are my 2026 mlb predictions: al east al central al west nl east nl central nl west rookie of the year (al) rookie of the year (nl) mvp (al) mvp (nl) cy young award (al) cy young award (nl) al wc nl wc alds nlds alcs nlcs world series

I’ve shared this before but this came up in my photo memory thing and I was crying laughing for a good few minutes

Big iced tea matchup on Friday

when the freaks dm me i usually figure out their Game fairly quickly. But this , to me, is a total mystery. I cannot assess the threat level

this is going to keep happening every year until they make this tournament vampire-inclusive

Oh that’s my friend Montressor’s wine cellar

I'm so happy for her

perhaps this website attracts 38 year olds because its no problem for us to post on a forum where all the mods are huge pieces of shit that everybody hates

Well... THAT was a shot!

I will destroy her

Total Canadian victory @arbiterw.bsky.social

holy fuck

love when there's an article about how life is sustainable in the superheated waters surrounding a hydrothermal volcanic fissure on the ocean floor and then like six paragraphs in you find out the author's parents are chemosynthetic bacteria 🙄

ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Happy two year anniversary to the ultimate videogame launch announcement, the likes of which hasn’t been topped just yet

CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

Super Mario Bros. 3 contains a bizarre "vengeful Thwomp" glitch. Normally, if a Thwomp is hit by a hammer, it just dies. However, if a diagonal Thwomp is hit in the topmost position, it will perform a jump after dying just to get one last revenge attack in.

oh, they finally added reposts to lists. nice

this is genuinely incredible

hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again

One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com

Dreaming of making dangerous rhythm games that would tie me up in the international legal system for the rest of my life.

when your bowl is completely empty

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 03,1948

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

billions of dollars and everlasting fame to whoever figures out how to stop webpages from loading new elements just as you’re about to click on something

Dota 2

Give me the level of self satisfaction and confidence this boy exudes

Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP

Keep thinking about this term "pre-digested" that Kojima used to describe art that's instantly gratifying. And how it's better when people grow to love something instead. I've gravitated, as player and designer, toward the latter, but that term "pre-digested" is new and feels very strong.

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time