ok. does anyone know if it's twice per athlon or every two athlons

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

Happy two year anniversary to the ultimate videogame launch announcement, the likes of which hasn’t been topped just yet

CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

Super Mario Bros. 3 contains a bizarre "vengeful Thwomp" glitch. Normally, if a Thwomp is hit by a hammer, it just dies. However, if a diagonal Thwomp is hit in the topmost position, it will perform a jump after dying just to get one last revenge attack in.

oh, they finally added reposts to lists. nice

this is genuinely incredible

hey Mom can you come pick me up. yeah everyone on the niche microblogging website is arguing about who has the correct emotional posture to the unknowable future again

One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com

Dreaming of making dangerous rhythm games that would tie me up in the international legal system for the rest of my life.

when your bowl is completely empty

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

Like 12 years ago my friend sent me this picture from his work and it immediately, permanently changed the name of this utensil in my head. The bytes were fully overwritten. I don’t remember the former name of this item and frankly I don’t care

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 03,1948

pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

billions of dollars and everlasting fame to whoever figures out how to stop webpages from loading new elements just as you’re about to click on something

Dota 2

Give me the level of self satisfaction and confidence this boy exudes

Oh my god oh my god oh my goddddd the local aquarium has three new born otters and they CHIRP

Keep thinking about this term "pre-digested" that Kojima used to describe art that's instantly gratifying. And how it's better when people grow to love something instead. I've gravitated, as player and designer, toward the latter, but that term "pre-digested" is new and feels very strong.

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

insanely good thing to say when you enter a room

"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time

Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

Cruelty is anhedonic. It rarely delivers the euphoria promised because, in the abstract, what feels righteous and joyful inevitably reveals itself to be sordid and small. Then it's "No not like that". "No not enough". "No the real battle, the forever war to make this feel good starts now". Forever.

Is this snowman on the nice list?

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

FRITZI RITZ BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER NOVEMBER 27,1939

[11 simultaneous notifications] We’re sorry. The data-harvesting software associated with some Bluetooth thing you connected that you didn’t know about because we didn’t tell you about it failed to install. Please go to our weird site.

ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water

“0% woke shit” a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

i would love to play center field when a no-doubt 430-foot home run is hit and run into the outfield wall at a dead sprint. as the camera cinematically pans up to follow the ball you briefly see me in the corner of the screen absolutely eating shit

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