Andy Burnham's Number 10 of the North.

only possible conclusion: ed miliband is a transgender child

Me, getting chewing gum stuck in my pubes: Actually this is ethical pornography. www.girlonthenet.com/blog/chewing...

The graffiti in these loos continues to align with my values.

All the media-politico bubble wilfully not understanding that it's not his nasal voice or his boringness, it's that HE'S HURT US AND THOSE WE LOVE. THAT'S why we don't like him. Because at the end of the day they view us as subhuman too. THE LOT OF YOU CAN FUCK OFFFFFFFF

I once had to arrange utilities disconnection for a woman who refused to read her meter as 'the cellar is haunted.' When I got the engineer's report back it read; 'Could not disconnect, was pelted with nails by unseen entity.'

What I actually want Burnham to say is "Fuck the manifesto I'm in charge now and we're going to fix this country, starting with admitting that immigration is a good thing, we want more of it, and trans rights are human rights. Don't like it, vote me out in two years. Thanks, see you later."

As Keir Starmer regenerates into Andy Burnham and new companions are revealed, the nation asks for new scripts and storylines.

The original World Cup trophy design was really pretty

Scoop corners are like those old paper photo albums.

This being said: Most food spoilage organisms are harmless to health. Most food borne pathogens don’t cause any change in flavour or smell. So the sniff / taste test is of marginal value for health protection. Which is why competent countries have supply chain controls in place.

Trolling? You mean imp poster syndrome?

This is why we would put them in a sovereign wealth freezer so we don’t eat them all at once.

In my case they tried to justify silencing because of extremism and then cited the fact that I’m an Anglican and a Liberal Democrat as the only examples of my extremism

Moronicus Rex...

I am transported back to learning scansion at A-level.

The tale of one man wandering the Mediterranean trying to attract a cat.

We’re rapidly approaching a situation in which it becomes legally hazardous to express any criticism of “gender critical” views. The combination of well-funded lawfare and well-funded media moral panic is extremely dangerous to free speech for everyone, as well as obviously to trans people’s rights.

taking my gf to the insectarium and pointing at all the cool beetles going "thats not a bug thats a feature"

Less widely useful than some other replies here but, someone once drunkenly told me at a conference bar they'd been answering the phone at Lib Dem HQ with "nipple lemon prats"

Another Oxford cargo bike theft!! Mine is customised by having a lot of stickers and nail varnish my kids did on it. Stolen on Meadow Lane at 18.30 today locked to a Sheffield stand. Please LMK if anyone sees it for sale. Probably in Cambridge. ;)

Bigot: That drag artist is dangerous to your kids! British person who grew up on Panto: OH NO SHE ISN'T!

Shall we just highlight the very obvious fucking hypocrisy of Glinner getting a free pass, an apology & compensation after he *incited violence against women*, but this private citizen has been charged for being a bit rude about a dead - and frankly awful - politician?

I hope all dead people stay dead.

In UK, its illegal to upset a corpse

Seen a lot of trans people talking about leaving the country today. I understand people who feel the need to do so. But many trans people simply don't have that option. And for what it's worth, I intend to be the last one out of the door. Whilst there are still trans rights to defend here – I will.

Sometimes I despair at how parts of the trans community treat trans people who do a lot of publicly visible work.

Strong arguments that FWS3 is inconsistent with ECHR case law as well as overegging the applicability of FWS2

be the kind of sweetheart who’s partners talk lovingly about behind her back

I'll be cancelling my long standing monthly donation to Amnesty International unless they stand up to JK Rowling.

I’m no expert - I’ve barely watched this game before - but it seems to me that sitting around your own goal letting the opposition take potshots might not be a winning strategy?

One of the things I found scary about football as a kid was just how loudly my dad bellowed when things happened. Rationally I knew it was nothing to do with me but it was terrifying.

Reading Diary of a Wimpy Kid and assuming the kid is a branch of defunct burger chain Wimpy

And I thought rugby had a lot of standing around.

Yeah yeah yeah "OH THEY'RE DOING HRT NOW" we know, we get it. You can't live as a trans person in America and not see 500 ads for HERS AND HIMS and not know that HRT for cis people is actively encouraged and easy to access. This ain't anything new, it is just a new degree of it. And it is so tiring

I wonder if every pub will be full of football tonight.

Some paperwork goes missing, but is retrieved from a piano.

sorry to vaguesky but I saw someone whose work has meant quite a bit to me personally sharing that their accomplishments affirm, for them, only their own feeling of uselessness. In empirical fact when we feel useless it is an illusory feeling. we have to Internalize and know this.

This morning, Reform spokesperson Zia Yusuf made false and misleading accusations about BASH BACK. Read our statement setting the record straight. xoxo BASH BACK

Will there be a Viking row row about the cultural appropriation?

It would depend precisely what Yusuf said, but that sounds defamatory of Bash Back.

I won't be giving another penny to @amnesty.org unless they come out swinging here. If they only defend the human rights of some people, I will find a charity that defends all people.

Dunno why but I’m feeling very low today. All the unease and everything my brain spins about all seems active.

GLP's Monster campaign is the work of Martin Firrell, the cis gay artist behind the recent, baffling Calvin Klein-esque TDoV campaign. Not since Tip Toe has a cis gay man produced something so utterly tone deaf while addressing what TERFs lovingly dub the Transgender Issue (pronounced 'isss-yoo').

trans women love to be a world-saving goddess who feels that she is only loved when she is useful to others so she denies her wants and needs out of a perfectionist sense of Duty

Centrists: Give him a chance. He might not be a cunt. Burnham: I'M A WHOPPING GREAT CUNT