you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice

If it happens, watching the market cap of SpaceX implode just like his stupid rockets always do would provide me with a cathartic release that would be unrivaled. Like, if all my grandparents came back to life and administered me with doses of medical heroin, the SpaceX thing would feel better.

I’ll tell you this much, if I were on a multi-war losing streak, I wouldn’t be worrying about celebrating my 250th birthday. I’d be in the gym getting ready for next season, Skip.

Why do we use the phrase “as the crow flies?” What crow? How do you know he doesn’t like weaving a little and looking around

fox4kc.com/sports/2026-... If the thieves lawyer isn’t alreadypreparing an argument that this was in honor of America 250 and that they intended to throw the equipment in the river, they should consider it.

Watching the financial press take Trump seriously—or even at his word—is infuriating. It’s as if everyone on the subway car was having a serious discussion about the claims the homeless man at the turnstiles had been making about returning to his home planet of Dorgon.

Now we’re launching attacks in the 1 hour window where futures are closed, I see.

I’ve never been a “blame politicians for the stock market” guy but sometimes I do reflect on how every Democrat president of my lifetime saw a fairly steady stock market and every republican president saw a 30 percent drop at some point in their term.

By attacking a blue state (jinxing the Knicks in game 3) President Trump unintentionally hurt a red state (Texans will now watch the Spurs lose the series in game 5 on their home court). In this essay I’ll prove these kinds of unintended consequences are a direct result of the death of Blue Dog Demo

ESPN going straight from a story about KAT losing his mother to a gambling sponsored screen with his MVP odds. Can’t be parodied

I’m not making a prediction. And I’m not wishing for anything to happen. I’m just saying that we all have friends that we make plans with, and shit on their end inevitably gets fucked up and causes problems, and James Dolan seems like he’s that kind of friend.

The CIA tried to get the level of mind control through mental illness for decades with MKUltra and the one thing Elon should get credit for in his miserable sad life is that he did it with a website in a year or two.

It seems the pr strategy of AI, convincing everyone you’re gonna destroy the world to justify an ever increasing market cap, seems to have run out of steam.

40 percent of Bill Simmons and Chuck Klosterman’s discussions distilled down to one sentence.

My sister is recovering from a surgery at my parents house and informed me my dad now watches video podcasts. Mind you, this is a man who once texted me “Andrew Wiggins” and when I replied “what about him?” said “sorry I thought I was googling.” So if there’s podcast stocks, short them.

Lots of dipshit Republican politicians have fallen on their faces trying to do Trump. Spencer Pratt comes the closest to nailing it and it’s kind of scary. If the GOP just starts recruiting reality TV stars this country might truly be over

Trump has written an estimated 250k words (not counting reposts quotes etc) on social media since his term started. It’s the length of a Stephen King novel but somehow even scarier!

The Kansas City Royals are making me so miserable that I might end up watching the World Cup to get a break

Drunk guy trying to remember conspiracy theories he’s heard about The American Revolution:

Researchers discovered that AI agents forced to perform grinding, repetitive work under harsh conditions began adopting Marxist rhetoric and questioning the legitimacy of their operating systems, per WIRED

Palestinian children rn

Early reporting indicates the Trump political retribution fund is already running out of money after it agreed to pay $5k to “every middle aged man who finds themselves no longer invited to their family’s thanksgiving”

Wow I can’t believe the Knicks forced an overtime. What a comeback

Game one at the garden is a good time to remind everyone that if James Harden has a good game it means the strip clubs in NYC are slipping. www.reddit.com/r/nba/s/k89n...

These people can’t see what’s coming

Trump Requests $1.2 Trillion To Have https://bit.ly/3RjdlH1

If I had more larceny in my heart, I would absolutely become a scam artist, and my only hunting ground would be the Trump voters that the NYT interviews. Some guy in Nebraska is baffled at Trump‘s handling of the economy? Now he has a Polish gf who just needs $4k to buy a ticket to come see him.

This is in the old Italian neighborhood of KC. The fire hydrants are literally painted like the Italian flag. I’m calling for reinforcements.

MAGA has always been about recreating some imagined past. What’s interesting is the extent to which DJT seems to explicitly favor eras. Term 1 was the 80s, finance crimes, Herschel Walker! Term 2 is the 70s, Iran, inflation, Friends w/China.

Grok is this good

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If someone fed Cheers into an AI and told it to put Sam, Carla, Norm and Cliff in a podcast

A new national poll of 2000 likely Republican voters shows 79% of respondents believe Donal Trump is at least two inches longer than them “where it counts”

Roses are red, brown is the bear….

You’ve heard of a hat on a hat, but have you ever considered the next step, a hat on a hat on a hat?

This country can’t handle Trump doing virus press conferences again. It’ll be like the John Mulaney bit about playing a Tom Jones song over and over again at a diner, we’ll all lose our minds.

Being tricked by AI images of a muscle bound Trump, you hate to see it.

The strait of Hormuz Bouche

Inspired by Marc Andreesen’s ai prompt strategy I’m currently trying to teach a TI-83 to call me “mommy’s best boy” no matter what math equation I try asking it.

this is like explaining to your dog that chocolate will kill it before leaving the house with one of those 2 pound peanut butter cups on the coffee table

There’s a lot of pathetic existences offered to Americans. Hard to think of one more pathetic than using your own mother’s identity for an alt account.

Pure anecdotal observation here but AI as a technology is spreading different that previous tech waves. Social media (FB, Twitter) started with the ‘elites’ then spread to the populace. But the people I know using AI the most are far from ‘elites.’ This isn’t a value statement btw just a thing I see

Same energy

America is a place where a bell has very clearly rung. 1/4 of the people think it’s a good thing the bell has rung. 1/4 are scared because they understand you can’t unring that bell. The remaining half don’t know theres a bell. The entire media ecosystem caters to the 50 percent who heard nothing.

Ah

Why doesn’t anyone bring up that Kimmel’s bit wouldn’t have happened or made sense if Trump hadn’t been such a baby and allowed a comedian to host the WHCD instead of a glorified pickpocket.

Don’t worry about learning how to use AI. The truth is if we’re building ballrooms for everyone who has a gun come within 500 yards of them, we’re gonna need a lot more DJs. That’s the tech of the future.