Please stop saying Donroe Doctrine, even ironically

Wife sent me a video of someone using caluanie muelear oxidizer to dissolve nails, for sale on TikTok. She asked me what it was. Told her. Suddenly was like “wait, why are you asking me that?” Guess whose uncle-in-law just decided to start a gold mining business in Myanmar? 🤦‍♂️

Taking on Venezuela because America has nothing else we could possibly work on domestically

I think we’re all having to reckon with the fact that international law is completely dead, it’s merely a matter of when you realized it now

Not good! www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a...

I can’t get over how stupid Bill Ackman is. Like, Xi just got the green light to do literally whatever he wants to Taiwan and Ackman’s like “Taiwan must be stoked, we cut off 3% of China’s oil supply briefly.”

Okay so now I think I’m getting it. The VP probably did work with the CIA to remove Maduro but Trump even fucked this up by accidentally announcing that she was great and going to work with the US so she had to do a big tirade on TV so she doesn’t look like a snitch.

I don’t know anything about flying special missions in the military, but this is interesting!

Pizza and gay bars remain strong war indicators:

Hey man, one quick question: What the actual fuck are you talking about?

Imagine invading another nation with the mission to blow up a dead guy. Sounds like a bad video game.

So apparently we did do this, and I have no words for how pathetic it is

I fear that Rodríguez basically telling Trump to go fuck himself is excuse enough for him and Hegseth to go full invasion

cool cool cool

lol god the other site is such a disaster

The most obvious thing is happening on the other site, where if you say this was illegal and bad people say “okay, guess you like drug dealing dictators then” It’s the pancakes/waffles meme, but with illegal military actions.

All the politicians and attorney generals like “this is concerning” YEAH, NO SHIT, THANK YOU, AND? AND NOW WHAT?

Hey guys, I have some bad news about that

Good luck, Taiwan, this move by America seems bad for you.

America has famously done quite well installing people into positions of power in other countries.

The only way I could respond to this was “That’s true.”

the american century of humiliation

This shit is insane

Ah, so Cuba and Colombia are next, great

… so we’re not going to “just leave” but we quite literally kidnapped their president and “just left.”

Omg they’re basically taking away Congress’ right to declare war because “we don’t want leaks” AHHHHHHHHHHH

HOW ARE WE GOING TO RUN VENEZUELA?????

Rubio: Maduro wanted to play big boy

Trump is falling asleep standing up, this is wild

Always good when your “Secretary of War” describes military targets by saying they “fucked around and found out”

Trump just called the US assault and kidnapping an “attack on sovereignty” He ain’t wrong.

lmao Trump saying he would’ve stopped the nationalization of the oil industry in Venezuela Sure, Jan

To me it makes sense. Trump obviously can’t run America so he’s giving Venezuela a shot.

Ah fuck

Why the fuck are they blindfolding and putting earmuffs on Maduro?

The other site is pure glee regarding Venezuela

Alright Fallout is good, Walton Goggins is great

lol what the fuck

Trump on Fox News just said “my election was a disgrace” I agree!

Isn’t she widely disliked in Venezuela?

Noriega was captured on January 3rd, 36 years ago

I am distinctly not a leftist but I will say, without a shadow of a doubt, that unchecked capitalism is the Trump Administration. Destruction, fear, cronyism, all for more money, and man, that shit sucks.

Hi I’m here for the “everything is totally fucking broken” complaint area? www.coindesk.com/business/202...

Not to mention how Tesla has positioned themselves as a favorite lease vehicle for Uber and Lyft drivers. Should anyone who pays for a ride to the airport have to read the safety manual as well?

If you can’t figure out a name for your kid you shouldn’t be allowed to have a kid

Why does Donald Trump have to keep taking cognition tests?

“I don’t really like sour patch kids,” you say. I turn my majestic horse back toward the sour patch kingdom “don’t like sour patch kids?” I laugh, biting into a living, breathing, screaming sour patch kid.

David Sacks? The fucking idiot?

lost another viewer super sorry for our views on ****squints**** David Sacks

On a serious note, dull knives are how you lose fingers and everyone needs to learn to do the claw