Kinda weird that people are bent out of shape about American owning 10% of Intel, when in reality America has owned 100% of all Intels since the introduction of the Intel ME in 2008.

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great new Super Mario video game just released. Go and play it. That should pick you up." Man adjusts his jean overalls and red shirt, takes small bite of his mushroom. "But Doctor..."

The President who force-fed his base crackpot conspiracy theories is finally facing his own downfall because one of those conspiracy theories may actually be true and he's deeply implicated in it? Wow, didn't know that. You're telling me now for the first time.

Disgusted with the sclerotic state of things in our two party system. That’s why I’m starting a new political party, the Dipshit Fuckheadocrats

Do Snorlaxes Dream of Electric Mareeps?

I really dislike "X" and want BlueSky to succeed, but honestly so much of the discussion I want still happens over there, while Bsky has itinerant waves of engagement (and maybe that's on me, I don't know). Wish it would flip.

Really looking forward to the Singularity, but I will miss being able to spell Strawberry

why is it called auto-correct and not Ghost In The Spell

A boutique pour-over coffee shop called “You Can Just Brew Things”

who called it woke pope and not Opus DEI

hell yes

Replying “RETVRN” to the revanchist Bronze Age appreciatooooors who long for a pre-literate society but they can’t read it

policy idea: tariffs on everything with exceptions for almost everything

imagine if this image flickered on the television during the 1959 nixon <> kennedy debates

a live look at america's burgeoning re-shored factory scene

It's one competitive advantage Michael; how long could it take to reshore manufacturing, one week?

2024: Civil War makes no sense. California and Texas, with the help of the South, teaming up to take down a Republican president-turned-dictator?! 2025:

Panicans are in control

There are a few proven ways to snap out of a bad bender: - several cups of strong coffee - ice water bath - losing over $150 billion in paper wealth from your own unforced errors that descends the world into a depression

Japan stopping fascism in America with games would make people from the 40s heads explode

We are about to have an Inverse Gamergate Moment

I have never felt more Liberated

You know in retrospect the Harris campaign’s weird last-minute “let’s advantage crypto for minority groups” policy feels like it may have been…better?…than this?

The Nintendo Switch 2 pricing scheme will completely flip the MAGA Hikikomori base against Trump’s tariffs

This year’s best April Fool’s joke is 2025

When Elon says “we’re building synergies with this combined entity” it’s important to translate it to “I’m using insider leverage and the current AI hype cycle to reset my debt margin triggers while cleaning up my cap table and even if it’s legal it’s shady as shit”

Me and the boys (@jhoward.bsky.social) with that clean OPSEC

More like “Seize the Boat” amirite

He is highlighting the worst aspects of our industry and proving many skeptics right. He is also hijacking the ACH system to steal money from the people's accounts, threatening political prosecutions for his rivals, and attacking free speech - making crypto's original goals more relevant than ever.

Product idea: a private market that only allows short sales, focused on companies in autocratic regimes.

As one of the minority opinion holders in the cryptocurrency industry that the wholesale alignment with Trump was an insanely bad idea, I will point to this as “Exhibit A” when the industry gets absolutely rekt once he’s out of power. And I fear the good in it will be washed away with the bad.

Turns out my racist uncle isn’t racist, he just all too frequently creates the feeling of safe harbor for far-right elements who unabashedly or in coded language express racist sentiments.

…Trump is going to attempt to tariff the Fed isn’t he

simple bc A Link to the Past would imply a Master Internet Sword, and we all know there isn't one

Why is it called the Internet Archive and not A Link To The Past

Today is a great day to go get tacos just like May 5 is a great Irish pub day

We got GIMP 3.0 before GTA 6

ceo: got the LEDs hooked up? me: sure did boss, real fuckin’ evil just like you asked ceo: what

Futures down on news of the Present

Turns out the cognitive impairment from “Being Right About Covid Once in 2020” is significantly worse than Long Covid.

dudes rock

Gavin Newsom should have Chuck Schumer on his podcast next

“Aut Caesar, aut nihil” was not actually said by Caesar himself. It was the personal motto of Cesare Borgia, a ruthless Italian nobleman who inspired Machiavelli’s The Prince. en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Cesare_...

Love the idea that paying the babysitter for a day off would make me subject to massive financial surveillance.

“3 months maybe, 6 months definitely” -Elon on shit that takes decades