I really want to listen to the audio version of today's @matt-levine.bsky.social column but only if it's recorded by a New Zealander who pronounces "egg" as "ig"

What does this imply in terms of the housing bill becoming law?

21/ Total Humiliation. Trump announces Starmers resignation BEFORE Starmer announces it himself.

Lovely piece by @nguyenterry.bsky.social on the inaugural CORRIDOR show nguyenterry.substack.com/p/the-art-of...

Three perfect grafs from @matt-levine.bsky.social

@emilypeck.bsky.social is this inflashe

No one: Absolutely no one: Park Avenue Armory: Let's expand Music For 18 Musicians from 55 minutes to 3.5 hours! www.armoryonpark.org/season-event...

Just found this in Settings. Feels suboptimally high

Wait he did have a good excuse after all for missing his son’s wedding?

I swear I have never in my life seen a stove knob that says “simmer” on it

Futurist Scott Smith explains why we’re in an age of “risk-maxxing.” slate.trib.al/XrVtsxD

Did Aldo Rossi do the Scholastic building in SoHo? I wasn’t sure about it when it was new but it’s aging really well

Pure software brain in the Whoop app: we failed to log your sleep correctly so please start holding real still at night so the computer thinks you’re sleeping

In Brian Armstrong's announcement of layoffs at Coinbase, he writes that: 1) "non-technical teams are now shipping production code" 2) managers will have "as many as 15+ direct reports" and must "get their hands dirty alongside their teams". Is there any chance this works? x.com/brian_armstr...

Counterpoint: Yes they can

2006; 2026

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I’m not sure @hels.bsky.social appreciates how truly embarrassing this is. Obviously it’s both easier and more accurate to just weigh 20 pinches and divide by 20.

Nvidia's market cap has risen by $1 trillion in four weeks.

Steps needed to get an auction result from the Sothebys website: 1. Find the item page, and click on "log in to see results" 2. Go to login page, enter login name 3. Click "verify you are human" box, wait for verification 4. Enter password 5. Get told your password has expired, enter a new one

You have @felixsalmon.com's permission to stop worrying about private credit www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

The thing I hate most about the modern internet is emailed 1FA stedda passwords. Email has enormous latency! Let me just log in!

I wrote about the possibly revolutionary idea that folks might want to buy art without taking possession of it: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

This is a 10/10 Bluesky post, perfect, no notes

Did you get a Connections result a bit like this yesterday? Connections Puzzle #1027 🟨🟪🟩🟦 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟪🟪🟪🟪 🟦🟦🟦🟦 If so you fell into Wyna's "Toms" trap: Collins (blue), Cruise (purple), Jones (green), Petty (yellow). But my question is: Why in that case is the result shown in YPGB order?

Well this is going to be interesting!

SYMBOLS ARE MORE MEANINGFUL THAN THINGS THEMSELVES

“If you look at the 1868 Foreign & Colonial Investment Trust, which invested in emerging markets, all of them are still emerging markets, except America, which is the only one they didn’t invest in.” -Russell Napier

Strait of Hormuz: "the hairpin oil artery" www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...

is this good

Fun fact: Close-up magic has never been more popular than it is right now. Here’s why www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...

As @emilypeck.bsky.social reminds me, I've been working on this piece for over 20 years. I like the way it came out! www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Gloriously concise and on-point summary from Walt and Kira. Really helps explain why people like @vandehei.bsky.social get so excited about Claude Code and why 99% of the rest of us do not. www.bloomberg.com/news/newslet...

I have to admit this chart surprises me, it's holdings of bitcoin ETFs in bitcoin. I would have expected the recent selling to show up here and it doesn't seem to have done so. dune.com/hildobby/btc...

Hive mind: Is the Washington Post in a better or a worse position today than in the alternative universe where the Grahams never sold it?

Amazingly, seems that Epstein traded sovereign CDS from his gmail account.

Chart crime du jour

These extra 10% tariffs re Greenland are exactly the kind of tariffs SCOTUS is going to find illegal on Wednesday, right?

Please don’t put PAST DUE in red all caps on the very first invoice you send me

I’m a watch journalist now! www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

If you can’t understand the sentence “Although statistical evidence suggests otherwise, these unfortunate events are happening more often” then you can’t understand today’s politics. (I am definitely in the “this breaks my brain so don’t look to me” camp.)

I am begging @hellgatenyc.com to allow subscribers to sign in with a username and password. No one wants to wait 12 minutes for a code to arrive via email.

Wherein I attempt to kickstart a new column called Relative Value Trade: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

What’s the German word meaning “the choice-regret one feels after breezing through a bunch of easy 5-point questions in Bloomberg’s Pointed quiz, knowing that the 30-pointers are going to be much more difficult”?

What I really want is for the iOS weather app to show me the temperature in Celsius below 10 degrees C, and then in Fahrenheit above 50 degrees F

Got to go on Slate Money Talks with @felixsalmon.com to talk about my @planetmoney.bsky.social GiveWell episode and ALIMA and the post-USAID world slate.com/podcasts/sla...

As @matt-levine.bsky.social heads off on a well-earned break I just want to point out the degree to which he’s changed the world. 10 years ago, the answer to “Have you seen all the other fraud indictments?” was “no”. Now, thanks almost entirely to Matt, it’s “yes!”

Which bank is this

The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff

The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing. All from his movies.