The fact that I’ve read this four times and still don’t understand what the hell it’s actually saying is enough for me to know I’ll just be closing this newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

In its holistic nature, we would suggest that this newsletter amounts to nothing less than a Gestamtkunstwerk for money stuff. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This marks not just the next chapter, but the next book in Money Stuff's mission: scaling to make a sentient newsletter to understand the Universe and extend the light of consciousness to the stars! www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Secret hissings point towards good newsletters through the spring and winter, a long period of summerish lassitude, and small falls throughout the year. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Those throwing their weight around on campus are increasingly not athletes or star scholars but second and third-year students who read Money Stuff. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter needs to work harder to close the gap with rivals. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

I pledged to tighten controls on this newsletter years ago. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

I wrote this newsletter in order to enhance my own personal reputation and line the pockets of my acquaintances. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

I will bombard readers with an endless stream of burdensome and often irrelevant requests under the guise of conducting a newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

If someone can turn down a cookie, they can turn down the delicious satisfaction of reading this newsletter, too. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Money Stuff, in our view, is the leading content creator of our generation, with a reach and engagement unmatched with GenZ, GenAlpha and Millennials. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This seems to be pretty obviously just another celebrity newsletter, which doesn’t really have any long-term value and just exists as a way to rinse retail traders. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter is a battlefield, right? You have to be like a soldier on the front line, and you need to have mental fortitude. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Taken together, the various areas of concern speak to questions as to why Money Stuff has chosen to pursue a newsletter strategy, given the shift in sentiment around the structure, and a broader lack of clear rationale for the structure in the first place. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

dude..whoever wrote this newsletter is [Money Stuff] employee of the century www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

It’s in my interest to convince you that this newsletter is going to be an enormous social good. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

If you apply Darwin to newsletter theory then only the most interesting newsletters will continue. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

It’s astonishing that this newsletter went on for years and only came to light because someone made a dumb mistake. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

I’ve missed Christmas Eve and New Year’s and the Fourth of July holidays for newsletters a lot smaller than this. This is as good as it gets for newsletter writers. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

When you have a bad streak it’s very easy to think, ‘I’ll just send one more newsletter.’ www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter is one of the most intense lifestyles out there. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter's readership consists of practicing dentists rather than financial professionals. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter significantly declines on the day following the release of popular late-night shows. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

I have abandoned the semblance and reality of a fair newsletter process, thereby abdicating my duties to readers. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter is being re-wired to be internet native, 24/7/365 and global. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Really good newsletters are really good at separating the signal and the noise. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter marks the next step in our evolution, and we believe it will better position us to navigate short-term market volatility while delivering on our vision of being the world’s leading issuer of Money Stuff. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

I don’t read Money Stuff newsletters barely anymore. It’s not healthy now that I know what the ...'s in it. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter is a convergence of entertainment and speculative finance. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

I thought of you when I read this newsletter. Was this your idea? www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

We’re excited about our digital future — a future harnessed by newsletter products that empower the creator economy; and a future where Money Stuff unlocks marketplace efficiencies and new experiences for our global community. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This is really a natural evolution of a newsletter made from stock market mechanics. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

It is certainly possible that I arrived at this newsletter for some innocuous reason. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter loves the fashion girlies and tries to inject a little bit of fun into the boring private equity and hedge fund worlds. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

i am not convinced that a current cast member of the real housewives of miami is "spending a fortune to live in extreme privacy." www.wsj.com/lifestyle/tr...

Some readers lamented that the swagger was gone and that this newsletter felt akin to being in a factory or flipping burgers in a line. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

It is so easy to read Money Stuff in the system. Dopamine keeps me awake late into the night. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Does the universe create that many newsletters that you haven't already seen every day? www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

When corruption infiltrates this newsletter, it brings disgrace not only to the participants but damages the public trust in an institution that is vital and dear to all of us. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

If you’re a rational reader of Money Stuff, you’re stuck between a rock and a hard place. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Money Stuff is able to retain the most talented, and generally highly compensated, writers, which would ostensibly deliver stronger newsletters for the readers. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

People are really starting to ask: ‘How does this newsletter happen?’ www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Is this a flash in the pan newsletter that sounds nice in theory but doesn’t work in execution and you move on to the next thing? www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Timely newsletters are crucial for effective decision-making and strategic planning. Keep up the great work, and I look forward to continuing our collaboration! www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

How old were you when you became a Money Stuff reader. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

For too long, global elites have closely controlled this newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Readers of this newsletter say they’ve been inundated with one come-on after another: spam emails, LinkedIn messages, cold calls and more. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

There needs to be enough control of this newsletter to give a strong influence, but not so much that I can’t be fired if I go insane. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

I just do this newsletter for devilment. I do it just to get away with it. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter is the result of a “screwup” caused by Money Stuff's “antiquated” computer system. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...