I'm bringing back this notorious newsletter and doing it in the most self-serious way you could ever imagine. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This Money Stuff newsletter is one of the sharpest, bare-knuckled newsletters I’ve seen. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Salesforces built to pitch plain-vanilla newsletters proved slow to move riskier Money Stuff offerings. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...

You can’t say ‘I want Money Stuff but I don’t want this bit,’ or ‘Can you dial up this bit?’ www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter is everything I could’ve asked for and more. It’s a dream team. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter isn’t mortally wounded. It will heal. And when it's fully back, that newsletter is worth a lot more money. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Our North Star is to make Money Stuff invisible to our users. They won’t see how the newsletter works, but they’ll feel the impact. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

The newsletter does not lie. Please take a close and hard look. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter will leverage my strengths, including Money Stuff expertise, solutions orientation, and a deep understanding of the needs of readers. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter invests across the entire time horizon of human ambition. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This is a wafer-thin reed on which to rest such a sweeping newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This is a disgusting way for readers to learn about Money Stuff — through a botched email instead of a respectful conversation. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Money Stuff has what we believe to be the largest digital newsletter to market cap ratio in history. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter might eventually pay out in a big way, according to analysts. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter is great until it becomes a burden. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Alternative and traditional asset managers are eager to grab a slice of this newsletter which they see as the next frontier of growth. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

The intention is to bootstrap the Money Stuff ecosystem and launch a successful high-speed, high-scale, fast-confirmation, payment-focused web3 environment. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

It should not be a scarlet letter to be deemed a newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter is well-positioned to benefit from federal or state-level incentives, such as grants, tax credits, government contracts or preferential procurement programs. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter has been an embarrassment internally, but its failure isn’t a big concern. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter doesn’t need to be evil — or even particularly smart. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

I will develop a plan to bring disciplined newsletter governance, proper capital allocation, strategic foresight and operational excellence to Money Stuff. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

My fellow apes, gather ’round, because your boy is about to drop some newsletter that’ll make your tendies rain from the sky. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Readers are welcome to put forward any newsletter proposals that they’d like. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter is misunderstood or hated by the market. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter aligns with Money Stuff's ongoing commitment to combating market corruption and enhancing shareholder value. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

I understand the intent of this language, of the whole newsletter, because I wrote it. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

I track usage of words like huzz, soyboy, baddie, or mewing, not just to use in text messages with friends, but to include in this newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Financial history is littered with examples of newsletters that have entered new markets in a rather Looney Tunes style, surrounded by a cloud of dust, only to be flattened to a pancake by a large anvil marked Money Stuff. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Math olympiad champs have long felt the smart money — the low-risk, high-reward wager — was at Money Stuff. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Virtually no one thought about the dust, bugs, pet hair, skin cells, mold spores, and all the other gunk that piles up inside this newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

In this newsletter, I made a decision to write down all of my personal experiences with intelligences beyond ours and past lives I had become aware of. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter led to unanticipated connections, relationships, and experiences. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Investors are telling me ‘we like the taste and the kick of Money Stuff but would like to trim the caffeine and sugar.' www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter is counterintuitive, unexpected, and initially met with significant skepticism and incredulity. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Far from being just a newsletter, Money Stuff has to complete many of the far more complex tasks associated with running a profitable business. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

What we discussed was how to address the inequality between people who have historically had access to this newsletter and everyone else. That’s the really exciting part: Now everyone will be able to get it. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Similar to human employees, I have direct managers I report to and work autonomously in areas like newsletter writing. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

I feel a visceral feeling right now, as if someone has broken into our home and stolen this newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

I'm confident in this newsletter’s legality, but it’s possible regulators might take a different view. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

The us-versus-them mentality is so strong that this newsletter, known as Money Stuff in the lingo of traders, often gets no more than a perfunctory glance inside some private credit shops. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

For investment professionals already familiar with newsletters, Money Stuff is simply the 'easy button.' www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

To secure Money Stuff’s highly sought-after services, you would need to read this newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This Money Stuff newsletter provides just as many benefits to the economy and society at large as other pass-throughs and corporations. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Many people have become familiar with Money Stuff since they have used the Internet. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

I am generally expected to release Money Stuff within a few days of news, often under heightened time pressure. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter reflects our commitment to making long-term, thoughtful choices about the talent we bring into Money Stuff and the culture we cultivate, while also allowing you the space to prioritise your development in this stage of your career. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

I agreed with recent criticisms that the process for writing this newsletter had started too early. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Accessibility, affordability and some degree of liquidity are key to accommodate the needs of “Money Stuff" readers. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

To succeed in the Money Stuff newsletter programme, your full attention and participation are essential. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...