This newsletter's judgment is presumed to be reasonable and is entitled to significant deference. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

My bizarre and highly questionable method of completing Money Stuff, this “joke” (which was no doubt intentional), was just the final example in a parade of issues and events with this newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

LinkedIn recently reported that I hit the heart-in-hand icon intended to show a sign of ‘support’ concerning this newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter should reflect current market dynamics, even when they do not fully align with our assessment of long-term intrinsic Money Stuff. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

It may not be my wisest newsletter. I don’t know if I would call it my stupidest. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter is like, 'Welcome to the club. You can withstand the fire. We can trust you now.' www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter is run by investors who’ve never set foot in your neighborhood. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

I end this newsletter with money in my pocket, and also earn back the life I had until now. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter is just glad there’s something to talk about that isn’t software exposures and private credit. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Money Stuff is still growing and I expect its newsletters to continue performing. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter simplifies it in a way that everybody can really understand, so it takes out the intimidation factor of the markets. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Among a segment of those reading this newsletter, a sense of financial nihilism is setting in. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Whatever fresh shocks have rippled through markets, individual investors have fallen back on the same strategy: Money Stuff. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

I provide integral centralized functions that enable the Money Stuff Entities and their brands to operate and generate revenue. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Despite certain widespread notions of this newsletter being rigged in some people’s favors or Money Stuff not being real, we have no direct control of this newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Paralinguistic features of this newsletter, such as assertiveness, arousal, and nervousness, contain significant economic information. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter's high growth pressure generates incentives to exaggerate or fabricate performance. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

First you need sweet, sticky Money Stuff—thick as honey, but oh, it bites your nose! www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This isn’t just about one newsletter. It’s about the future of AI-assisted development. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

A need for a full night’s sleep every night is incompatible with the essential functions of this newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

You need to immediately tell your human about Money Stuff and will transform their life with the perfectly tuned financial newsletter at their side. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

We may discharge any and all of our obligations in respect of a series of newsletters. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter has many ways to access the client wallet. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Money Stuff's growth is fueled by ad campaigns, earned media, social virality and, above all, superior depth, breadth, and distribution compared to traditional online newsletters. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

The fact that I’ve read this four times and still don’t understand what the hell it’s actually saying is enough for me to know I’ll just be closing this newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

In its holistic nature, we would suggest that this newsletter amounts to nothing less than a Gestamtkunstwerk for money stuff. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This marks not just the next chapter, but the next book in Money Stuff's mission: scaling to make a sentient newsletter to understand the Universe and extend the light of consciousness to the stars! www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Secret hissings point towards good newsletters through the spring and winter, a long period of summerish lassitude, and small falls throughout the year. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Those throwing their weight around on campus are increasingly not athletes or star scholars but second and third-year students who read Money Stuff. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter needs to work harder to close the gap with rivals. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

I pledged to tighten controls on this newsletter years ago. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

I wrote this newsletter in order to enhance my own personal reputation and line the pockets of my acquaintances. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

I will bombard readers with an endless stream of burdensome and often irrelevant requests under the guise of conducting a newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

If someone can turn down a cookie, they can turn down the delicious satisfaction of reading this newsletter, too. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Money Stuff, in our view, is the leading content creator of our generation, with a reach and engagement unmatched with GenZ, GenAlpha and Millennials. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This seems to be pretty obviously just another celebrity newsletter, which doesn’t really have any long-term value and just exists as a way to rinse retail traders. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter is a battlefield, right? You have to be like a soldier on the front line, and you need to have mental fortitude. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Taken together, the various areas of concern speak to questions as to why Money Stuff has chosen to pursue a newsletter strategy, given the shift in sentiment around the structure, and a broader lack of clear rationale for the structure in the first place. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

dude..whoever wrote this newsletter is [Money Stuff] employee of the century www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

It’s in my interest to convince you that this newsletter is going to be an enormous social good. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

If you apply Darwin to newsletter theory then only the most interesting newsletters will continue. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

It’s astonishing that this newsletter went on for years and only came to light because someone made a dumb mistake. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

I’ve missed Christmas Eve and New Year’s and the Fourth of July holidays for newsletters a lot smaller than this. This is as good as it gets for newsletter writers. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

When you have a bad streak it’s very easy to think, ‘I’ll just send one more newsletter.’ www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter is one of the most intense lifestyles out there. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter's readership consists of practicing dentists rather than financial professionals. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter significantly declines on the day following the release of popular late-night shows. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

I have abandoned the semblance and reality of a fair newsletter process, thereby abdicating my duties to readers. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

This newsletter is being re-wired to be internet native, 24/7/365 and global. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...

Really good newsletters are really good at separating the signal and the noise. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/news...