Jesus laughed.

idk why the devs are so insistent on denying that they fucked up the site by using claude. we could be blaming them directly for this shitty code.

SIXERS WIN

I've done some heroic amounts of pretty insane shit, but this is not a combination for a fun night

that dude says you're doing fine though

guess he just monetized them and normalized them so others could weaponize them?

Fusilli with charred ramp pesto (and a sausage) 🍽️🍜

Bluesky: the Philly Sports App

the ref is the best thing. how many insane athletic plays do they see that they can't just react like a normal human being to?

is it hoagiefest yet?

I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor and had to do Red Cross.

LMAO this is about liz bruenig

we finally got a food processor and I used it 3 times today

officially not washed up

Dear @bsky.app please give us Justin Crawford gifs

GRITTY IS TRYING TO FIGHT THE UMPIRE

why Bryce?

Yet again this is being described as a surprise party for the Phanatic, despite the fact that the event has been heavily promoted at the park and elsewhere. Does the Phanatic not retain long-term memories?

I want to Tony Montana this pile of ramp butter 🍽️🍜

I've been smoking weed all day and I'm 100000% more coherent than our Secretary of State.

I feel like most DJ duos have a taller thinner guy and a shorter rounder guy and I like to think of them all like Bert and Ernie as DJs.

We Didn't Start The Fire. Boomers reminding us that shit's always been fucked up and guess what? They're not going to fix it.

Bucatini with ramp gochujang sauce and chicken 'Nduja meatballs 🍽️🍜

There are a few times of the year I get really happy, food wise. Ramps season is one of those times 🍽️🍜

this is more like it

thank you Kyle!

I need this

The way the media, nationally but especially in Philadelphia, have covered Embiid has been nothing short of a failure. He’s battled through countless injuries, always returning early from surgeries, & yet he’s been treated like a diva who doesn’t care. We really have never deserved him.

also very much team dog and I'll add: if your dog has separation anxiety that badly, work with a trainer and your vet. if you have separation anxiety that badly, work with a therapist and your doctor.

thank you Rangers pocket friends

the foot seems like an area that has a lot of tiny bones that can smash easily

fuck that dude now and forever

I’m imagining us tailgating the nazi perp walks

I got stuck in the discover feed and there are so many terrible people

Wild girls and boys going out for a big time

That's Venus in the spot. light. Losing its religion.

He really fucking did it though. Haven’t even thought the name Epstein today have you?

I love this account. Also looks like this one was a block, then an unblock to scold the person.

Mamdani is not just filling the potholes with the crew. He's creating a visual and personal reminder of the dignity inherent in all of these anonymous government jobs.

how about we use all the cool science shit to make better bombs?

This whole thing, but especially: I burn my decency for someone else’s future. I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see.

2017/18 Tilquin Gueuze. Got this for Christmas from @spider-monkey.bsky.social and it is holding up beautifully. This is a lemon bomb. Not much funk or old lambic flavor at all. So dry it's making me thirsty. Also has me rethinking my Gueuze rankings. #beersky #bskybeer

Depluralize a movie: Bastard of Soul

pasta is a wonderful canvas for all kinds of flavors

Jesus coming out of that cave tomorrow

Shreveport. It's like they put Atlantic City in The Villas.

Fregola with clams 🍽️🍜