Chicken marsala with mashed potatoes 🍽️🍜

today we are all panthers fans

I'd be making a financially irresponsible decision if I didn't pay 0% over 4 months for truffles with one of those credit services, right?

she told grok to make an epic roast picture of a thanksgiving spread by someone who has no sense of taste, smell, or sight

I think every discussion of the push getting banned needs to include the fact that people are claiming something is too hard to officiate but the NFL requires the officials to have other full time jobs and do this on the side.

you know things are going well when the first thing your non-football fan wife asks when she wakes up is 'did they fire that guy (Kevin Patullo) yet?'

Katherine: I was showing off and I failed. Me: You were being a bitch and you succeeded.

I hate football

Watching the #Eagles depleted O-Line struggle across the board vs. the Bears, can't fight the urge to share this from my locker room notes in early October:

Fire Kevin Patullo at halftime

Amazon has by far the worst broadcast of any NFL partner.

they have a lot of Bengals standing around a very small pile of food

Chocolate cake (outsourced). Didn't come out of the tin cleanly. Very chocolate. 5/5

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to: Radiohead (a bunch) Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers A Tribe Called Quest Underworld Run DMC - does it count if I worked? nobody was drinking because they were all smoking weed, so it's not like I was doing anything except watch them

Hanger steak with black garlic au poivre sauce and parmesan crusted potato pavé The pavé needs some work but it was good. 4/5 🍽️🍜

Warm Pigeon Pea Salad With Roasted Butternut Squash and Spiced Onions 3/5 🍽️🍜

Roasted bone marrow, pickled shallot, microgreens 2/5 🍽️🍜

Katherine asked if that was Jack Black

Pemaquid selects. forgot to include the mignonette, lemons, and tobasco in the picture and they disappeared too quickly before I thought of it. 1/5 🍽️🍜

my facebook algorithm has been absolutely fucked by Mani from the stone roses dying. I can only imagine why the people who thought that right wing podcaster who got shot thought he was such a big deal.

is Santos the first dog ever to not like peanut butter?

Freezer dove to make tonight easy to prep for tomorrow easier and righted the wrong of poor pasta choice with the oxtail genovese. Pasta shape matters, the paccheri made the sauce shine. 🍽️🍜

Journalists that cover Trump rn:

this tedious ass potato dish that's gonna have me up past midnight better be worth the payoff

Post a famous bathroom scene

'Now let's stop wandering around the store like idiots' - Katherine

making a crostini course and instead of using aluminum foil on the sheet pan I used parchment paper. under the broiler. with an open flame. thankfully it burned up quickly.

Brock Purdy is so spare. remember when 49ers fans thought they'd win the super bowl if he only was on the field to finish the NFC Championship he was getting destroyed in?

Ricotta gnocchi in cherry tomato vodka sauce Very pleased but need to work on making them more pillowy and less dense. Recipe in alt. 🍽️🍜

It worked! (first attempt at gnocchi) 🍽️🍜

I might have to skip the dumb zone today, it's still too raw

That's my quarterback

Devonta Smith is good

go birds

what if all the twitter accounts posting from Nigeria and wherever are all Texans who just need to get around the pornhub thing with VPNs?

this segment's going to be about beer

Go Birds.

First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim Westside, when we ride, come equipped with game You claim to be a player, but I fucked your wife

all thanksgiving food sucks

these children weren't even alive the last time the cowboys won a playoff game!

shut it down, let's go home.

the first recorded prayer is a recipe for brewing beer (the Hymn to Ninkasi)

RiP Mani

The best/funniest thing about Dalessandro's getting a Michelin Bib Gourmand is the picture they use for it vs what it actually looks like

Omg please bow to the Michelin man

Dalessandros?