“The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” -George Orwell, 1984

Joel Embiid just dropped the most casual Doc Rivers joke ever, talking about how the Sixers needed to "stop playing with their meat." Rivers, of course, screwed up the phrase back in the 2023 playoffs. x.com/KyleNeubeck/...

I’m an American and I hate all of this evil shit. All of it. Fuck you if you don’t.

I'd keep Sirianni over Harbaugh.

Maybe the Nuggets are better without Jokic slowing all the young guns down?

Joel Embiid giving the Zombie Nuggets the business while an injured Nikola Jokic looks on forlornly is admittedly a pretty good bit

Wow this #Sixers game is close, imagine if Jokic hadn't ducked Embiid tonight

Can’t believe Jokic is too scared to face Embiid #NBA #Sixers #Nuggets

Is it insane to say that Red Panda came back from her injury even better than before???

So I realize it's very gauche to suggest catchphrases or nicknames, but honestly if I heard @katetscott.bsky.social call VJ Edgecombe "Bahama Mamba" I'd consider 2026 a rousing success.

Embiid is 6-2 vs Jokic. The last time they played, Embiid sparked & led the US comeback to knock out Serbia in the Olympic semi finals, so I guess I’m not surprised that Jokic is ducking him tonight.

Now to log back onto Twitter for the first time in more than a year and make fun of the Nuggets for ducking the Sixers

I’m sure Jonathan Gannon is glad he spent that week looking for a house in Arizona instead of game planning for the Super Bowl.

jokic is pathetic for ducking embiid tonight

TD here and we can all take a nap #FlyEaglesFly

Alright everyone, lets not abandon our principles over a 3 point deficit. #FlyEaglesFly

So the guy trying to knock the ball out of Cooper’s hand after he is tackled and has gotten back up is ok but Cooper spinning the ball is bad.

I owe Adoree so many apologies. I’m sorry I was not familiar with your backup’s game.

Bro what the fuck is that story? Why is Josh Johnson playing football again???

Start making your QB Factory memes now dickheads #FlyEaglesFly

Jake Moody never disappoints #FlyEaglesFly

Joel Embiid on MSG + Knicks fans: “I love being here. It’s my favorite place in the entire world, New York. I live here sometimes, so it’s always good to be here. Talked back to the fans. They were quiet today. But I guess that’s what happens when you’re losing — the whole game.”

At 9:38pm eastern time, Joel Embiid with the and-1 and then did the Key and Peele two pumps. Three minutes later across the country, Jarran Reed does the same thing for the Seahawks. (more of a rotation, but we'll count it) I love sports.

Joel Embiid is a treasure LOLknicks

Maxey & VJ: Big Game Hunters.

JO DID THE CELLY

I can’t believe one of these NFC South teams will get into the playoffs over Notre Dame.

Insanely good marketing to run a life insurance ad during halftime of a #Sixers game

Hope the 3rd quarter #Sixers dont ruin my night

This healthy and locked in #Sixers team is a fucking THREAT

People say Embiid is such a flopper with his 10 FTAs per game Meanwhile Brunson is shooting his 7th in the first quarter

Jalen taking shots at Wentz leadership not wanting to help him develop cuz he was so mad they drafted him. #CarsonWentz #nfl #JalenHurts #TannerMckee #Eagles #NFL

remember the perfect offensive line is LT: actual battle mech, jaeger, patlabor police bot LG: human tractor, deadlifts planets C: fast nerd RG: a whole farm, actual Letterkenny character RT: Lane Johnson

He's an absolute MACHINE y'all

new year, new* me *worse

Some promos kill more in hindsight, Mox's ""Fragile ego, fragile body, weak mind, weak spirit." was probably the moment the Phil knew he couldn't hang.

Back when he was competing with Joker for MVPs, I was a harsh critic of Joel Embiid, but maturity and greater ball-knowing have enlightened me, because he is a truly phenomenal player I was worried this latest injury would be it for him and am very glad we get to see more of him

Y'all see Jojo get after that loose ball last night??? This #Sixers team has the sauce they've been lacking for years

I really, really, really like this whole Embiid as grandpappy to his frenzied pack of offspring thing that the process brought about.

Joel Embiid announced himself for his NBC pregame intro as a product of "Big Guard University" lmao

Why hasnt Tyrese Maxey shot the basketball yet? #Sixers

Life lessons right there

No PI call on the AJ target earlier, no flag on Smitty getting leveled here. Refs robed us of 8 points so far today. #eagles #nfl #refsyousuck

Refs must really not want Philly to run up the score, thats twice this half theyve ignored a clear as day penalty inside the 5 yard line leading to a FG #FlyEaglesFly

Woo boy I don't think the eagles defense like that hit on Hurts at all😭😭😭😭

Finish this drive strong, show the defense some love after those lumps #FlyEaglesFly

BRO Philly is playing fucking weight room football today #FlyEaglesFly

Do the refs think AJ Brown just decided to catch that pass with one arm for the fun of it

Birds/Bills is the greatest synergy in sports history #FlyEaglesFly

Looking like an absolutely perfect weather day today for Bills-Eagles. 40s and rain. Let’s go get ringworm.