This isn't the kind of thing you say unless you're losing a war

This but for basically every white 30 year old man in my life rn

The Hornets are officially cool again

She's not even the best player on her own team, this white savior bullshit has to end

Thats my Wet, Hot, American All-Star!

Bruh my whole municipal governemnt is losing the fight to close down 1 street for a couple hours to put on a parade for the 4th Fuck all of this forever

Elephants are Birds, make it feel like a home game!

Madden better add the Smitty Wedding line dance as a TD celebration

I get they did this to keep Ant from asking out, but did they ever consider that watching LaMelo miss his 5th half court shot in a single night might send Ant over the edge?

Zuby is going to be incredible so this Philon kid must be pretty special

Bro why cant these commentators just be normal when an international player gets drafted?

Call me crazy but the Sixers still need another guard if Nurse wants to run those 3 guard lineups from last year (unless Grimes is sticking around for cheap?)

Fuck you Adam Silver

Do it with the blood picks you got for Jared you cowards

Shooting form looks too good to be Koa Peat, thank god

As long as Josh Harris isnt involved the vibes are incredible

Duracell really just said "We have the Energizer Bunny at home"

This is one of the reasons I'm such a prick about DC, btw. DC exists b/c Philly was not as hospitable to slavery as slaveholding office holders wanted. We should not let them pretend otherwise.

Did that ad just say their boner pills last for 36 hours? No thank you, I'll die the old fashioned way (of heart disease)

I wouldnt be too pressed about the actual penalty, but why is his teammate checking on the injured keeper and not the player that actually kicked him?

Lol Lmao even

Everyday I wake up and pray for Sirianni to hit us with a legendary "Go Birds, Dickhead"

Its happening!

You mean the team that had multiple city blocks shut down for him to sleep in the box next to the owner who he is close personal friends with? Anyone falling for this shit shouldnt be allowed to drive a car

I dont think they're getting their deposit back

Philly has completely dominated the culture war since the second round began, Knicks fans/ownership/celebrity guests are absolutely turbo tanking all the goodwill the team spent years building up

I cant take care of another dozen stray cats, yall we gotta help the helpers

Y'all think she'd be down to do it again for the next home NFCCG?

Tariq Woolen might actually just be the final evolution of Kelee Ringo

I was there when Embiid dropped 70 on Wemby

I have never seen a team lose their good vibes as fast as the Knicks have.

If I were a Knicks fan I really wouldn't bring up the owner. Dolan's probably even worse, which is a feat. Bit yeah, fuck Josh Harris.

Wemby = Marquis de Lafayette Spurs are Americas team

Wemby scoring 100 tonight, play hack a Mitch the full 48 minutes

Quote with your header

Not even a championship run could protect Josh Harris from this

Wow, a remake of a remake of a remake.

James Dolan after a long day fucking over Knicks fans, kissing Trumps ass, & watching his portfolio grow, all while being a misogynist, anti-transgender racist: “You know who would *really get* me? Robert Johnson.”

Mayor Parker would NEVER tell Philly fans to tone it down, just sayin

fans are into their NBA team that's on the verge of winning a title - only in New York!

Code cracked, retiring and never vacating the championship. Buy a new belt bozos

Tattoo this on my gravestone

It aint much, but it's honest work

Oops all west coast

Miss Kate CRUSHED that line yall

Emotion is not the same as weakness. Never has been Hated how much shit Embiid got for crying in 2019. I’ll go to battle with anyone what cares that fucking much

oh man they really let marcus hayes say the dumbest shit in the newspaper, don’t they

He should be out of a job but I fully expect Cleveland to scoop up Josh Jacobs immediately

Im about 95% of the way done raising my kid, the last 5% is just having a kid and teaching them stuff for the rest of their life